Worst Team I've Ever Witnessed

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It would have been more easy to say that Miami, Florida Hurricane football is... D-E-A-D! But I dig your perspective and all that.

And dig this. Other than FCS Towson St. All of Miami's games will be very, very difficult. Be it at home or on the road. And that includes mighty FSU with their new HC vs. Miami's current HC. OUCH.

Thankfully Michigan St. SUCKS, but that game is up north in Yankee country.

Matter of fact, I SEE-r Vegas setting Miami's win/lost at... 6 1/2 games in 2020. Yikes.
Towson State happens to be my alma mater, so I happen to know a little bit about the program. And one of the things I know about Towson is they fight above their weight class when they go on the road. I was there 7 years ago when the Yankee Tigers put a **** of a scare into the Dixie Tigers in Baton Rouge. I wouldn't assume ANYTHING about this game next season.

9/29/2012 Towson @ LSU
 
It would have been more easy to say that Miami, Florida Hurricane football is... D-E-A-D! But I dig your perspective and all that.

And dig this. Other than FCS Towson St. All of Miami's games will be very, very difficult. Be it at home or on the road. And that includes mighty FSU with their new HC vs. Miami's current HC. OUCH.

Thankfully Michigan St. SUCKS, but that game is up north in Yankee country.

Matter of fact, I SEE-r Vegas setting Miami's win/lost at... 6 1/2 games in 2020. Yikes.
I’d take the under on 6.5 wins.
 
So an OC is fired; so tf what! The 2019 Miami Hurricanes are arguably the worst team in modern history since we dubbed the moniker "The U."

I've been a fan since 87, and I witnessed the 5-6 '97 squad. I've witnessed the 5-7 '07 squad. I witnessed the 6-6 '11 squad. I was with you dudes for the '14 6-7 squad and I can honestly and unequivocally say all those aforementioned teams would easily hang 50 on this 2019 watered down, bootleg version of Miami football.

There were a slew of first, for this squad; whether that was going 0 for after bye weeks, going 1-2 against G-5 opponents, the first opponent to be shut out in the Molasses Moonshine Walk On to Freedom Independence Bowl, not covering betting lines, becoming only the 3rd team and 1st team since 1994 to be shut out in a bowl, or becoming the first team as a P5 school to lose to FIU at our old crib.....you name it, and this team found a way to fck it up.

Golden went 6-7 in 2014, and I would take Golden's 6-7 squad over this 2019 squad any day out of the week. At least in 2014, we faced teams (excluding the FCS opponent FAMU) that went a combined 98-45 (69% winning pct) v. 2019 who went a combined 85-64 (57% winning pct). This 2019 team was historically bad and I thought that would never happen compared to 2018, yet this admin never fails to amaze us.

Players declaring early who have not a chance to be drafted are telling us all we need to know to the dysfunction behind closed doors. A kid is willing to bet on himself than this school or coaches. Firing Enos does nothing for my confidence when you see tweets from Epstein, Lemonis, James. Firing Enos does nothing besides further this chit show into utter diarrhea. As long as Blake is making decision w/ Strawley backing them, as long as this BOT remains in it's position with it's current control, and as long as Diaz is "learning on the job" we will continue to recycle the utter bull chit that's been plaguing this program. We will always be a young team b/c 3 yr players are bolting. We will always be ill prepared b/c we'll have guys not equipped to coach this team. We will always have a culture problem as we continue to hire unproven commodities who accept no accountability or responsibility.

Firing Enos is nothing more than tongue and cheek services to appease certain fans who are blind. I've seen this rodeo way too many times, so unless the real problem is eradicated, the same chit will happen..........it's just have a little more potpourri sprayed on top of it.
I get what you’re saying about enos, but watching that smug prick get canned still warms my heart..
 
97 team would destroy this one and have em literally crying. This is by far the worst team I remember since I started following them in the early 70s. Old school poor team still had Chuck Foreman who would have ran for 200 and four scores easily on this team.

And don't let the score fool you from LA Tech. They may have scored 14 points but they busted our *** by 100 yards more than we gained on them.
 
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It would have been more easy to say that Miami, Florida Hurricane football is... D-E-A-D! But I dig your perspective and all that.

And dig this. Other than FCS Towson St. All of Miami's games will be very, very difficult. Be it at home or on the road. And that includes mighty FSU with their new HC vs. Miami's current HC. OUCH.

Thankfully Michigan St. SUCKS, but that game is up north in Yankee country.

Matter of fact, I SEE-r Vegas setting Miami's win/lost at... 6 1/2 games in 2020. Yikes.

U wanna talk about a perfect schedule for a 1st yr coach to get some confidence? Yeah, we just tricked that off; & U’re absolutely right; our schedule is much harder next yr
 
I get it but anyone that claims that '97 team is our worst yet is blinded by time or just wants cred for being a fan back then. That '97 teams beats yesterday's team by about 48 pts.
 
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So an OC is fired; so tf what! The 2019 Miami Hurricanes are arguably the worst team in modern history since we dubbed the moniker "The U."

I've been a fan since 87, and I witnessed the 5-6 '97 squad. I've witnessed the 5-7 '07 squad. I witnessed the 6-6 '11 squad. I was with you dudes for the '14 6-7 squad and I can honestly and unequivocally say all those aforementioned teams would easily hang 50 on this 2019 watered down, bootleg version of Miami football.

There were a slew of first, for this squad; whether that was going 0 for after bye weeks, going 1-2 against G-5 opponents, the first opponent to be shut out in the Molasses Moonshine Walk On to Freedom Independence Bowl, not covering betting lines, becoming only the 3rd team and 1st team since 1994 to be shut out in a bowl, or becoming the first team as a P5 school to lose to FIU at our old crib.....you name it, and this team found a way to fck it up.

Golden went 6-7 in 2014, and I would take Golden's 6-7 squad over this 2019 squad any day out of the week. At least in 2014, we faced teams (excluding the FCS opponent FAMU) that went a combined 98-45 (69% winning pct) v. 2019 who went a combined 85-64 (57% winning pct). This 2019 team was historically bad and I thought that would never happen compared to 2018, yet this admin never fails to amaze us.

Players declaring early who have not a chance to be drafted are telling us all we need to know to the dysfunction behind closed doors. A kid is willing to bet on himself than this school or coaches. Firing Enos does nothing for my confidence when you see tweets from Epstein, Lemonis, James. Firing Enos does nothing besides further this chit show into utter diarrhea. As long as Blake is making decision w/ Strawley backing them, as long as this BOT remains in it's position with it's current control, and as long as Diaz is "learning on the job" we will continue to recycle the utter bull chit that's been plaguing this program. We will always be a young team b/c 3 yr players are bolting. We will always be ill prepared b/c we'll have guys not equipped to coach this team. We will always have a culture problem as we continue to hire unproven commodities who accept no accountability or responsibility.

Firing Enos is nothing more than tongue and cheek services to appease certain fans who are blind. I've seen this rodeo way too many times, so unless the real problem is eradicated, the same chit will happen..........it's just have a little more potpourri sprayed on top of it.
Facts

They can bring in a Savage OC but it's too late it's a one year rental and coaches know that and will pull there names from talk. Or they will use us as leverages for raises
 
I don't believe we've even hit rock bottom yet.
That will be next year: 2-10. Manny is significantly worse than Carl Selmer. An incompetent like him will struggle to get any decent assistants other than maybe an OC who knows he will be appointed the next HC when Diaz is canned mid season. This program is in a death spiral and I fully expect both the ACC and Adidas to start putting pressure on the administration to either start improving the program or be kicked to the curb. I have NO confidence those nimrods will get the picture even then, but, of course, with these incompetent *****, money is everything. The latter is our only hope to save this program.
 
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