Wisconsin QB Jack Coan to UF?

[PSU Cane]

Ngl nah she seemed sorta interested just not the right setting cause she was trying to tan alone so I got my Coan intel then kept it movin lol

Tanning with friends for protection is when they don't want to be bothered. Tanning alone is like an invite. Someone has to put that lotion on her back.

Sounds like a clear fumble.

 

[anandris]

Tanning with friends for protection is when they don't want to be bothered. Tanning alone is like an invite. Someone has to put that lotion on her back.

Sounds like a clear fumble.

Honestly I’ve been getting numbers around friends cause the girl will open up more and naturally feel more comfortable so it’s way easier to strike up a conversation and there’s no awkward moments. But yea Coan’s cousin was a fumble returned the other way for a score lol

 

[PSU Cane]

Honestly I’ve been getting numbers around friends cause the girl will open up more and naturally feel more comfortable so it’s way easier to strike up a conversation and there’s no awkward moments. But yea Coan’s cousin was a fumble returned the other way for a score lol

All in good fun. Keep up the good work.

 

[Page305]

Ngl nah she seemed sorta interested just not the right setting cause she was trying to tan alone so I got my Coan intel then kept it movin lol

On a scale of 1-10, how did she look(more so face wise)?

 

[anandris]

On a scale of 1-10, how did she look(more so face wise)?

Face 9 Body 9. Quarterbacks always have the hottest cousins/sisters lol

 

[Page305]

Face 9 Body 9. Quarterbacks always have the hottest cousins/sisters lol

Sheeeeesshh!!! She had interest and you just kept it moving?? Maaaan go back!! Lol

 

[Hoyacane1620]

I know Coan’s HS coaches and they all think he needs to go to a G5 or a middle of the road P5 program.

He was a big success story on Long Island when he was in high school..... I remember when Al Golden came and offered him

 

[anandris]

Sheeeeesshh!!! She had interest and you just kept it moving?? Maaaan go back!! Lol

I play hard to get nah but fr what happened was she said I was cute but she just wasn’t in the mood whatever that means lol

 

[SSCanes]

Should’ve told her if he comes to UM we would bring her in on a scholly to play CB.

Playing corner is now my go to line. My girl tells me that her cousin is taking the train up from Brooklyn, I say, only if he can play corner for The U!

 

[PSU Cane]

Face 9 Body 9. Quarterbacks always have the hottest cousins/sisters lol

Now i see why you fumbled - you saw a stacked box and couldn't figure out how to attack the edge and get the angle on that formation. It happens. Just don't let it stop you from trying. Every defense is beatable.

 

[1LuvCane]

Wait you're at the beach during a pandemic trying to get laid?

Why not?

 

[miamimike305]

Playing corner is now my go to line. My girl tells me that her cousin is taking the train up from Brooklyn, I say, only if he can play corner for The U!

I’m guessing live en el bron

 

[1LuvCane]

I play hard to get nah but fr what happened was she said I was cute but she just wasn’t in the mood whatever that means lol

That means take a walk chump in nice chick talk...

 

[SSCanes]

I’m guessing live en el bron

Croton on Hudson

 

[canecrazy23]

Yea cause I’m gonna ask for a pic of a girl that I’m trying to approach and not be too aggressive or creepy. That would’ve ended perfectly

No but you could have gotten her Insta since these girls love to add to their followers list.

 

[MedleyCane]

Wait you're at the beach during a pandemic trying to get laid?

We're all in this together!

 

[garysack]

So I’m at the beach looking for some digits and I approach this hot blonde and start striking up a conversation with her and I told her how I go to the University of Wisconsin and she said “oh no way my cousins Jack Coan!” So naturally I pressed her for some intel on where he’s going and she said he’s headed to Florida to replace Trask next year. FWIW. U heard it here first lol

He'd be a good pickup for those aholes. BTW..I'm UW '70

 

[canesfanmpls]

I know Coan’s HS coaches and they all think he needs to go to a G5 or a middle of the road P5 program.

Coan is not good.

 

[CanesNY26]

Coan is not good.

That’s why they think he needs to go to a lesser program

 

[hotshot]

I know Coan’s HS coaches and they all think he needs to go to a G5 or a middle of the road P5 program.

Coan isn't much of a passer. Wisky was probably not a bad choice for him.