Wisconsin QB Jack Coan to UF?

[anandris]

So I’m at the beach looking for some digits and I approach this hot blonde and start striking up a conversation with her and I told her how I go to the University of Wisconsin and she said “oh no way my cousins Jack Coan!” So naturally I pressed her for some intel on where he’s going and she said he’s headed to Florida to replace Trask next year. FWIW. U heard it here first lol

 

[miamimike305]

So I’m at the beach looking for some digits and I approach this hot blonde and start striking up a conversation with her and I told her how I go to the University of Wisconsin and she said “oh no way my cousins Jack Coan!” So naturally I pressed her for some intel on where he’s going and she said he’s headed to Florida to replace Trask next year. FWIW. U heard it here first lol

Should’ve told her if he comes to UM we would bring her in on a scholly to play CB.

 

[anandris]

Should’ve told her if he comes to UM we would bring her in on a scholly to play CB.

I think her eligibility is expired unfortunately lol, she said she’s a Miami grad

 

[CanesNY26]

I know Coan’s HS coaches and they all think he needs to go to a G5 or a middle of the road P5 program.

 

[miamimike305]

I think her eligibility is expired unfortunately lol, she said she’s a Miami grad

Well we could have her kissing the players before every game to entice some cornerbacks to commit

 

[Rellyrell]

So I’m at the beach looking for some digits and I approach this hot blonde and start striking up a conversation with her and I told her how I go to the University of Wisconsin and she said “oh no way my cousins Jack Coan!” So naturally I pressed her for some intel on where he’s going and she said he’s headed to Florida to replace Trask next year. FWIW. U heard it here first lol

Pics of the blonde or gtfoh. Lol

 

[OldhamA]

Wait you're at the beach during a pandemic trying to get laid?

 

[miamicanephins]

So I’m at the beach looking for some digits and I approach this hot blonde and start striking up a conversation with her and I told her how I go to the University of Wisconsin and she said “oh no way my cousins Jack Coan!” So naturally I pressed her for some intel on where he’s going and she said he’s headed to Florida to replace Trask next year. FWIW. U heard it here first lol

Pics? Or I'm calling bs

 

[The Franchise]

I know Coan’s HS coaches and they all think he needs to go to a G5 or a middle of the road P5 program.

This corroborates OP’s report.

 

[tsimonitis]

Just what I would talk to a girl at the beach about.

 

[anandris]

Well we could have her kissing the players before every game to entice some cornerbacks to commit

She was a big football fan she seemed like she’d be down to take one for the team ngl

 

[anandris]

Pics? Or I'm calling bs

Yea cause I’m gonna ask for a pic of a girl that I’m trying to approach and not be too aggressive or creepy. That would’ve ended perfectly

 

[Tetragrammaton Cane]

“…that’s the best story…Jake?”

 

[Invalid Username]

But but but Emory Jones is the truth and he will be better than Trask. I swore **** fans were hammering that in everyone's heads all year.

 

[PSU Cane]

So I’m at the beach looking for some digits and I approach this hot blonde and start striking up a conversation with her and I told her how I go to the University of Wisconsin and she said “oh no way my cousins Jack Coan!” So naturally I pressed her for some intel on where he’s going and she said he’s headed to Florida to replace Trask next year. FWIW. U heard it here first lol

You missed the most important part of the story - did you in fact get those digits?

 

[anandris]

You missed the most important part of the story - did you in fact get those digits?

Ngl nah she seemed sorta interested just not the right setting cause she was trying to tan alone so I got my Coan intel then kept it movin lol

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

This corroborates OP’s report.

Well done

 

[anandris]

I know Coan’s HS coaches and they all think he needs to go to a G5 or a middle of the road P5 program.

This corroborates OP’s report.

key word “think” not know. She said it with a good amount of conviction

 

[skyman]

So I’m at the beach looking for some digits and I approach this hot blonde and start striking up a conversation with her and I told her how I go to the University of Wisconsin and she said “oh no way my cousins Jack Coan!” So naturally I pressed her for some intel on where he’s going and she said he’s headed to Florida to replace Trask next year. FWIW. U heard it here first lol

My boy starting the year right.. Salute

 

[Canes2082]

You missed the most important part of the story - did you in fact get those digits?

This right here....