Wisconsin QB Jack Coan to UF?

[gogeta4]

I know Coan’s HS coaches and they all think he needs to go to a G5 or a middle of the road P5 program.

So Uf it is

 

[dookie blaylock]

Wait you're at the beach during a pandemic trying to get laid?

i'm not sure if i see a problem with this.

 

[MiamiChris]

Transferring to ND

 

[DCane]

Whoops...

 

[Canes Legacy]

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[305to954]

So I’m at the beach looking for some digits and I approach this hot blonde and start striking up a conversation with her and I told her how I go to the University of Wisconsin and she said “oh no way my cousins Jack Coan!” So naturally I pressed her for some intel on where he’s going and she said he’s headed to Florida to replace Trask next year. FWIW. U heard it here first lol

Cool story but Did you smash bro?

 

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[Cane6]

Face 9 Body 9. Quarterbacks always have the hottest cousins/sisters lol

1. Peyton Matocha sister is nice



2. I was born and raised in Miami but live in Madison WI. I see Hurricanes gear around town maybe twice a year. Glad to find another on the board

 

[423Hurricane]

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Seems to me OP struck out not once but twice.

 

[JennStrawley’sBabyDaddy]

1. Peyton Matocha sister is nice



2. I was born and raised in Miami but live in Madison WI. I see Hurricanes gear around town maybe twice a year. Glad to find another on the board

Ehhh niceish

 

[Cane6]

Ehhh niceish

I said “nice” meaning above average

not “niiiiiiiiicccee” meaning a modern day “shawiiing” from Wayne’s World

 

[Kjdcanefan]

1. Peyton Matocha sister is nice



2. I was born and raised in Miami but live in Madison WI. I see Hurricanes gear around town maybe twice a year. Glad to find another on the board

She has a weird smile and no hips, but I'd still let her gobble my acorns.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Ehhh niceish

Emphasis on the “ish”

 

[TheOriginalCane]

So I’m at the beach looking for some digits and I approach this hot blonde and start striking up a conversation with her and I told her how I go to the University of Wisconsin and she said “oh no way my cousins Jack Coan!” So naturally I pressed her for some intel on where he’s going and she said he’s headed to Florida to replace Trask next year. FWIW. U heard it here first lol

Did she also tell you that she's a virgin?

 

[anandris]

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Least I got the confidence and swag of Swaggy P I’ll take it lol

 

[anandris]

1. Peyton Matocha sister is nice



2. I was born and raised in Miami but live in Madison WI. I see Hurricanes gear around town maybe twice a year. Glad to find another on the board

Coans cousin was Metocha caliber, I’d say a little hotter cause I like blondes lol. That’s awesome you live in Madison too! The two times the last couple of years have probably been me, I rock turnover chain shirts and my “the u invented swagger” shirts all the time around campus(in the fall and late spring of course lol) It’d be nice if we actually got to beat wisco at least one out of those 2 games, but I still wear my canes gear shamelessly

 

[anandris]

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Guess I went 0/2 that day. The words Jack Coan to UF did come out of her **** little mouth though so maybe something changed last minute? Regardless, feel free to roast away lol.

 

[tsimonitis]

Coan going to Notre Dame and not UF is definitely the equivalent of getting fake digits

 

[canecrazy23]

Guess I went 0/2 that day. The words Jack Coan to UF did come out of her **** little mouth though so maybe something changed last minute? Regardless, feel free to roast away lol.

Maybe he heard the rumblings of Mullen leaving.