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Will you be watching Lee Corso's going away party?

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OrangeBowlMagic said:
Daddy why are you sad?

Oh, I don't know, some foster kid with cerebral palsy scored a touchdown against Dallas Carver and then got hit by a cement truck the next day and they're interviewing his parents so closely I can see their dental work.
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I feel a little bad this made me laugh so hard....
 
BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati said:
I don't think your opinion is unpopular at all. I think we live in a world where people are afraid to say things like what you said for fear of retribution. As such, we get spoon fed bull$h!t by the shovelful and asked to enjoy it. Most people just grin with $h!t in their teeth and say yes, it's so delicious. Not me. And obv, not you either.

I don't want to watch a drooling old man get wheeled out in front of the cameras for one more hoo-rah before he croaks. This is giving me D!ck Clark Rockin' New Years Eve vibes.
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Current Lee Corso headshot:

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Hold My Beer said:
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The 90-year-old ex-coach with the sub-.500 record makes his 430th and final appearance on ESPN's cash cow before Saturday's matchup in Columbus between Texas and Ohio State.

Gotta be honest. Hold My Beer aka Grumpy Cane will be sitting this one out. Too much I just don't want to endure.

No. 1) Insufferable Ohio State fan base

No. 2) Were you aware that the Texas QB is the grandson of Archie Manning and the nephew of Peyton and Eli Manning? ESPN will be revealing that news during the show.

No. 3) Desmond Howard. His mouth is moving, but yet he never says anything worthwhile. How is that possible?

No. 4 and by far the biggest reason) Won't be able to stomach Kirk "Herbie" Herbstreit sobbing uncontrollably in the clutches of his support dog while Corso waves goodbye with Brutus Buckeye teetering on his shoulder
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Tragic they've kept rolling him out there when he has lost control of his faculties long ago.
 
L A M P said:
Miami football broke me. ESPN went woke.. Kids. Wife. Life. Just don’t watch like I used to. It was a fun ride but it should’ve wrapped up 10 years back.

/Pat mcafee tries too hard.
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Stay away from the light brother.
 
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Empirical Cane said:
Tragic they've kept rolling him out there when he has lost control of his faculties long ago.
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Nobody wants to be the one who tells Corso the gig's up

And so here we are — everybody with prayers up and fingers crossed the old coach can make it through Saturday morning's show and then be merrily wheeled off into the sunset.

My bone to pick with GameDay won't change with coach's retirement.

The show is a circus designed for a nation full of casual fans -- not College Football nutjobs who watch games for 14 hours straight every single Saturday from late August until the end of November. And then log-on the internet and call their family and friends to discuss what they saw
 
Hold My Beer said:
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The 90-year-old ex-coach with the sub-.500 record makes his 430th and final appearance on ESPN's cash cow before Saturday's matchup in Columbus between Texas and Ohio State.

Gotta be honest. Hold My Beer aka Grumpy Cane will be sitting this one out. Too much I just don't want to endure.

No. 1) Insufferable Ohio State fan base

No. 2) Were you aware that the Texas QB is the grandson of Archie Manning and the nephew of Peyton and Eli Manning? ESPN will be revealing that news during the show.

No. 3) Desmond Howard. His mouth is moving, but yet he never says anything worthwhile. How is that possible?

No. 4 and by far the biggest reason) Won't be able to stomach Kirk "Herbie" Herbstreit sobbing uncontrollably in the clutches of his support dog while Corso waves goodbye with Brutus Buckeye teetering on his shoulder
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The show sucks.
 
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JG13 said:
No need to watch...I read Fraggle's posts aloud in Corso's voice.
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And to parallel the old coach, Fraggle's handlers graciously continue to prop him up in front of his C64 home computer because they know THE PEOPLE DEMAND IT
 
All I want to watch are the games.

I dont care about anything else. Most of the time the TV is muted and its on stream bc I refuse to watch ads or contribute to any network.

I dont want to hear announcers read fun facts off of a sheet some intern typed up.
 
kyle_schick said:
Most of the time the TV is muted and its on stream bc I refuse to watch ads or contribute to any network.

I dont want to hear announcers read fun facts off of a sheet some intern typed up.
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If I had the acumen, I would figure out how to sync the TV with the UM radio broadcast -- especially for this coming Monday night
 
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