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They likely won’t fire him until after the contact period ends. Unless they can have a replacement in by mid week. All the coaches are leaving to visit recruits for the next several weeks.
 
While we're on the subject, who are some viable names to replace him? Been to busy hanging out with the mob with my pitchfork screaming for a new OC and Lil John's head to put much thought into who might replace Searels.
 
First thing you do is hire an OC and let him have some input on the OL Coach. New OL coach without a new OC is like fcking without spackling her eyes.
 
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The Franchise said:
First thing you do is hire an OC and let him have some input on the OL Coach. New OL coach without a new OC is like fcking without spackling her eyes.
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I could be misunderstanding, but are you saying that before you have sexual intercourse with a woman you spackle her eyes shut?

Why on Earth would you do that, friend?!
 
Lester Burnham said:
While we're on the subject, who are some viable names to replace him? Been to busy hanging out with the mob with my pitchfork screaming for a new OC and Lil John's head to put much thought into who might replace Searels.
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Can I just join this mob, good sir? I believe I might fit in. I must tell you that I only have a flamethrower though. I hope that is okay.
 
Spend the money. Get the best one who has a history of putting guys in the league. Maybe Neal will come back into play if they do this.
 
Coach searels is the last of our problems, did yall see the work that navaughn and scaife have been doing the last 2 weeks, our o-line had a talent issue, coach searels got left and stuck with o-linemen that as talented as rosier. Basically all his recruits take over next season, and now that navaughn is comfortable being back in his natural spot he's been mauling people. And scaife has been doing work these last few weeks, when you see o-linemen getting to the second level on a consistent basis, that's what you saw from navaughn and scaife.

Those 2, along with gaynor, are going to wreck havoc next year, it was smart for gaynor to redshirt and get his body right for next year, if those 3 stay healthy, than we add campbell/herbert and more than likely reed cause he's one of the most physical players on the team. Even if evan oneal comes in, he's going to have to do battle for any job on this o-line, them boys campbell and scaife not playing. Which is why i'd be surprised if neal picked us, cause he'll be going up against more competition at UM for a tackle spot than he would be at Bama, cause by the time he gets to Bama, the tackles will be seniors and juniors, , whereas he comes to UM he could be riding the pine for several years if he cant beat out campbell, scaife or herbert, but the competition here is gone be real next year. The young o-linemen we have, their mentality is to dominate, once those guys start putting in that extra work, this offense is going to go to another level.
 
nystateofmind said:
I could be misunderstanding, but are you saying that before you have sexual intercourse with a woman you spackle her eyes shut?

Why on Earth would you do that, friend?!
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Friend, I’m saying immediately upon approaching conclusion of the loving act, I depart from her most special area with my sturdy tumescence and release my manliness into her eyes. It’s the only way to finish the job, dear friend.
 
It's a " good ol boy system " and what not. That's why Stacy will be lurking around for another season in humid SF. Nevertheless Calvin has a valid point about alleged talent issue.
 
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Caneville87 said:
Can I just join this mob, good sir? I believe I might fit in. I must tell you that I only have a flamethrower though. I hope that is okay.
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The mob is currently accepting new members. Contact @CaneDynasty for an application. He’ll send a list of activities, including mandatory Matt drills at the Y beginning promptly at 5am sharpish. Send me your measurements for a singlet.
 
Flake's giving Searles and Baby Mork contract extensions.
 
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