Why haven’t we asked this expert for his OC choice?

[nystateofmind]

 

[imyrhuckleberry]

Like he said, if this had been 2013 instead of 2018 it would have been a "different job with different dimensions."
It's all about "digital literacy" . . .

 

[The Franchise]

Seems like a very bright guy. And one of those guys who is low key packing a gigantic reproductive organ.

 

[Go Canes!!]

Someone woke up Jonesing for attention this morning.

 

[nystateofmind]

Wonder if he’s a Canes fan?

 

[nystateofmind]

Seems like a very bright guy. And one of those guys who is low key packing a gigantic reproductive organ.

How can you tell?

 

[The Franchise]

How can you tell?

Years of experience hanging around gym locker rooms studying male genitalia. He has a little bit of a gaunt face and protruding brow bone. And those characteristics usually correlate to a thick full beautiful reproductive organ. At least that’s what my studies have revealed.

 

[nystateofmind]

Years of experience hanging around gym locker rooms studying male genitalia.

Whenever I try to do this it’s met with an angry stare.

 

[RepTheGables]

Yes, let's involve PapaCünt in this circus.

 

[The Franchise]

Whenever I try to do this it’s met with an angry stare.

I wear a lab coat and have perfected the studious stare.

 

[nystateofmind]

I wear a lab coat and have perfected the studious stare.

I will try it tomorrow.

A very attractive Hispanic individual comes in every Monday at 5.

 

[423Hurricane]

LMAO!

 

[The Franchise]

I will try it tomorrow.

A very attractive Hispanic individual comes in every Monday at 5.

I say this as a devout heterosexual: I absolutely love staring at Hispanic *****.

 

[Tad Footeball]

You guys can clown Papa Cane all you want but come back when you're revolutionizing the IT industry AND co-starring in cinematic masterpieces with the likes of Adam Sandler.

 

[MainLineCane]

Whenever I try to do this it’s met with an angry stare.

If you're going to do that ...its best done wearing really dark shades.

 

[njstateofmind]

I say this as a devout heterosexual: I absolutely love staring at Hispanic *****.

African American ***** is my favorite type of ***** to stare at.

Hispanic ***** is a close second.

 

[Tad Footeball]

African American ***** is my favorite type of ***** to stare at.

Hispanic ***** is a close second.

Shame on you guys. Dr. Martin Luther Size Queen said it best:

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their ***** but by the length and girth of their *******."

 

[njstateofmind]

If you're going to do that ...its best done wearing really dark shades.

Thank you for the tip.

 

[Salt]

I will try it tomorrow.

A very attractive Hispanic individual comes in every Monday at 5.

Might work differently in a bathroom stall though.

 

[njstateofmind]

Might work differently in a bathroom stall though.

What do you mean?