Why don't we have a sideline medical tent like Allybammy?

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You mean like a pup tent?

Yep

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The stands are so close to the field now there's no room? Because we spent that $599.95 on Al's buyout? Because real men don't need to hide in a tent? Because we can't afford any indoor facility, practice or otherwise?
 
I don't think hiding field amputations in a tent or hiding last rites helps build a strong team.

Do it right out in front of everyone.
 
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we have a LOT of our orthopedic surgery as well as sports medicine team on deck for EVERY single one of our games.

Kevin Everett avoided paralysis using technique developed at UM.

we have actual medical care. don't worry about no tents
 
They also have Dr. James Andrews as their team doctor.

There's alot of things they have that we never will. Doesn't mean we NEED those things, tho.
 
That's actually just a Western Union Payment Station/Dufflebag kiosk.
 
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Nope.

Actually a gloryhole tent manned by whatever assistant is in the dog house with Saban. Last game it was Lane Kiffin.
 
It sure beats having some dumb **** intern holding up a washcolth as if it's concealing the treatment that we are giving our players.....


ffs
 
It sure beats having some dumb **** intern holding up a washcolth as if it's concealing the treatment that we are giving our players.....


ffs

This. Its things like this,and just having extra amenities that sets places like Bama, FSU, LSU, etc... apart from Miami at the moment. If and hopefully when Miami gets its **** all the way together, combined with the amount of talent surrounding the U. It will be ball time.
 
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It sure beats having some dumb **** intern holding up a washcolth as if it's concealing the treatment that we are giving our players.....


ffs

Any idea when that whole "conceal the treatment" trend start? Seems a bit excessive and paranoid. That said, some team should buy some infra-red goggles prior to a Bama game just to render their little expenditure pointless. Then tell the public that Bama treated 42 groin injuries during the game.
 
See. I told you guys.

If we had a medical tent we could be putting FSU's bodybags in it!
 
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