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Three types of people still support Golden:
1. Uneducated idiots - probably work at a mall kiosk. Dropped out of 10th grade. Lack critical thinking skills and are unable to see the big picture. Lap up any garbage Golden throws at them because they are too stupid to think for themselves or actually look at on-field performance.
2. Football chicks - football chicks are casual male fans that do not understand the game. They think blind optimism makes them a fan. They buy a shirt at Wal-Mart, and try to start the "DE-FENSE" chant when Miami is on offense. They hear Golden say things like "cloud" and "process" and they suck that shlt up like a wine spritzer at brunch. They'll fire excuses at you like a machine gun, and they think Stanley Shakespeare was William's brother.
3. Racists - the same group that was calling for Randy's head halfway through his third season, are now lobbying to give their great white savoir 20 seasons to prove himself. They have every excuse in the book ready to go. They cannot believe that their well-spoken white leader would stand up in a nice tie with a quality haircut and lie to him. They are racist bigots with a hateful agenda.
Or, to make it simpler, faqqots. Faqqost are the kind of people that still think Golden can be a good head coach.
1. Uneducated idiots - probably work at a mall kiosk. Dropped out of 10th grade. Lack critical thinking skills and are unable to see the big picture. Lap up any garbage Golden throws at them because they are too stupid to think for themselves or actually look at on-field performance.
2. Football chicks - football chicks are casual male fans that do not understand the game. They think blind optimism makes them a fan. They buy a shirt at Wal-Mart, and try to start the "DE-FENSE" chant when Miami is on offense. They hear Golden say things like "cloud" and "process" and they suck that shlt up like a wine spritzer at brunch. They'll fire excuses at you like a machine gun, and they think Stanley Shakespeare was William's brother.
3. Racists - the same group that was calling for Randy's head halfway through his third season, are now lobbying to give their great white savoir 20 seasons to prove himself. They have every excuse in the book ready to go. They cannot believe that their well-spoken white leader would stand up in a nice tie with a quality haircut and lie to him. They are racist bigots with a hateful agenda.
Or, to make it simpler, faqqots. Faqqost are the kind of people that still think Golden can be a good head coach.
@ two people in this very thread saying they think Golden would be successful here with better coordinators.