Who actually graduated the U?

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BA - ECON 98
MBA - 2002
Masters - Chemistry 2007
PhD - Spanish Lit 2012 (with emphasis on socialist poetry of the southern cone)

Am independently wealthy since birth, so I just get various degrees when I am bored traveling and carrying out philanthropic duties in the Andean basin. I will be pursuing a law degree next spring as I have grown restless once again but likely will not being doing it at UM due to some trouble I had in a commons area with an urban youth last winter.
 
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University of Chicago 1981, AB

The school left the B1G in the Thirties and has a Division III football team. There is secret codicil in the foundational B1G contract that allows the Maroons (yes, that’s their name, I’m not kidding) to renter the conference at will at any time, but nobody at the University has ever given any serious thought to doing so.

So naturally, as I grew up with the great Eighties Canes, I’m a Canes fan. I started oddly enough with Schnelly’s Young Team while I was up there in Chicago.

True story: the first Heisman Trophy Winner, Jay Berwanger, was a Maroon. 1935 Winner. We pulled out of the Big Ten the next year. A few years later the world’s first controlled nuclear reaction occurred ( under where the library is now ) as part of the Manhattan Project.

They should never have dropped football.
 
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