What would it take?

Golden interviewed for the Penn St. gig, and didn't get it. You're a dumbass for thinking that was just internet rumors. It's been confirmed by everyone. Penn St. hired the better candidate in Franklin. For me to give Golden a chance - win the national title. ****, the way the schedule's breaking down. All of the teams in our division are playing like ****, FSU doesn't look the same since Jameis went pro, and Clemson lost their best receiver week 1. There's an opportunity to win the ACC and go to the playoffs. But this will likely end in a 7/8 win season with a loss in the bowl. I've seen Golden coach too often to think otherwise or have high hopes.
 
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This is what it would take:

Stop wearing a tie
Win 3 of the next four national titles
Win 4 acc championships in a row
Encourage ruthlessness
Run the score up on teams
Never mention pillars, wefense, or unity ever again
Kick anybody involved in the playgirl photoshoot off the team
Fire dorito and ban him from campus
Hire Butch as DC
Ban Tim Reynolds from campus
ban Matt Porter from campus
Make Peter Ariz the official UM correspondent
Reimburse us for our banners and pay treble damages for our emotional suffering

If he did all that I'd be able to put up with him.
 
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I don't understand why people are butthurt about the Penn state thing. A grown man explored his options, so what? Now his coaching on the other hand is a fireable offense.

Because he said, "**** Miami." for Penn State. As a fan of the school, a guy who said, "There's going to be a lot of people who aren't standing with us/we've got a lot of people bunkering down/I stand with the U/etc.." and then pulled that unprofessional stunt is infuriating. The fact that you don't see the problem is concerning.

He didn't say that. He looked into a job at his home school which would have probably paid him more. How old are you? There's nothing unprofessional about that. There's plenty of stuff not to like about his coaching but quit being so butthurt. It's a business and he's a grown man. Leaving would have been a smart move for him.

He obviously didn't literally say, "**** Miami." But his behavior said, "**** Miami." It was the middle of recruiting season and official visits when he was missing in action and he told nobody at the school what he was doing. How old or mature are you? Evidently not very if you think shutting off contact with your employer when you don't have a job in your pocket is the right way to go about things. That's the definition of unprofessional when you leave your boss twisting in the wind and refuse to speak with them for days. If you're a Burger King employee and then don't go to work for three days because you're interviewing with McDonald's and you ignore repeated attempted contact from your boss, you get fired.

You're the one flying in to defend him. Sit on a donut with that serious case of butt hurt that you have. It is business and his conduct was as unprofessional as it could be. Don't go to work for three days and don't answer contact attempts from your boss and let me know how that works out for you. Pull your head out of the sand and grow up.

Leaving would have been smart. If only he had been offered the job.

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The acc is the weakest it has ever been. AG will be the coach here next year. The schedule is just too god **** easy. We needed the NEB loss to get the ball rolling.
 
There is nothing Golden can do to redeem himself. He is a piece of **** of the highest order, and the very sight of him makes me sick to my stomach. He creates his own statistics to cover up for his inadequacies, he throws his players under the bus, he refuses to make a single change to this ****ty defensive scheme he runs, and makes up way too many clichés and worthless hashtag slogans. All of this equates to being a ****ing god awful coach and a worthless human being. He could find a way to win 2 national championships this season and would still need to DIAF. Go to **** Golden! We ****ing hate your worthless ****ing piece of **** ***.


**** bruh, hate is a very strong word. I hate hajjis in Iraq that blew me up, killed some of my Marines, raped their women, and slaughtered their own kids...I hate those ****ers. Let's not go overboard with the whole Al thing. Al will get his in due time. If it's this year, great, if it's next, so be it. I dislike his politician speak and his hard headed nature in not making changes to scheme or his defense. Although I don't support Al, I do support our team and still think we can make some moves this year.
 
I hate what this **** has done to our program! I think he's a good man, personally, but a sh1tty football coach. I CANT allow myself to forget 4 years of absolute collapse under the direction of *******, in one season, but a NC, this year, would be a start. Honestly, Im just sick of seeing this muhfucca pacing the sideline. Butch Davis 2016
 
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There is nothing Golden can do to redeem himself. He is a piece of **** of the highest order, and the very sight of him makes me sick to my stomach. He creates his own statistics to cover up for his inadequacies, he throws his players under the bus, he refuses to make a single change to this ****ty defensive scheme he runs, and makes up way too many clichés and worthless hashtag slogans. All of this equates to being a ****ing god awful coach and a worthless human being. He could find a way to win 2 national championships this season and would still need to DIAF. Go to **** Golden! We ****ing hate your worthless ****ing piece of **** ***.


**** bruh, hate is a very strong word. I hate hajjis in Iraq that blew me up, killed some of my Marines, raped their women, and slaughtered their own kids...I hate those ****ers. Let's not go overboard with the whole Al thing. Al will get his in due time. If it's this year, great, if it's next, so be it. I dislike his politician speak and his hard headed nature in not making changes to scheme or his defense. Although I don't support Al, I do support our team and still think we can make some moves this year.

No... hate might not go far enough. I despise this mother ****** with every fiber of my being. I wouldn't **** on him if he was on fire. Of course I support the team, who the **** doesn't? It's because I support the team that this mother ****** needs to go. These kids are coming in here and being wasted. Their talents are not being developed and it is costing them millions of dollars when they go to the show. This worthless **** sucker has sapped every bit of excitement I had for Hurricane Football. I watch games in utter disgust of him and what he has done to our program. **** this **** sucking, mother *******, Dorito blowing butt pirate.

Oh, and btw, thank you for your service.
 
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There is nothing Golden can do to redeem himself. He is a piece of **** of the highest order, and the very sight of him makes me sick to my stomach. He creates his own statistics to cover up for his inadequacies, he throws his players under the bus, he refuses to make a single change to this ****ty defensive scheme he runs, and makes up way too many clichés and worthless hashtag slogans. All of this equates to being a ****ing god awful coach and a worthless human being. He could find a way to win 2 national championships this season and would still need to DIAF. Go to **** Golden! We ****ing hate your worthless ****ing piece of **** ***.


**** bruh, hate is a very strong word. I hate hajjis in Iraq that blew me up, killed some of my Marines, raped their women, and slaughtered their own kids...I hate those ****ers. Let's not go overboard with the whole Al thing. Al will get his in due time. If it's this year, great, if it's next, so be it. I dislike his politician speak and his hard headed nature in not making changes to scheme or his defense. Although I don't support Al, I do support our team and still think we can make some moves this year.

No... hate might not go far enough. I despise this mother ****** with every fiber of my being. I wouldn't **** on him if he was on fire. Of course I support the team, who the **** doesn't? It's because I support the team that this mother ****** needs to go. These kids are coming in here and being wasted. Their talents are not being developed and it is costing them millions of dollars when they go to the show. This worthless **** sucker has sapped every bit of excitement I had for Hurricane Football. I watch games in utter disgust of him and what he has done to our program. **** this **** sucking, mother *******, Dorito blowing butt pirate.

Oh, and btw, thank you for your service.

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SFbayCane, if you interview with another company, do you fail to show up to your current gig while waiting to hear back from the potential new employer? Do you drop the ball on important assignments, fail to report to your boss, and then crawl back, refusing to answer questions about it, when you get rejected? By all means, do not begrudge him exploring other options, but I absolutely cannot imagine not begrudging that.


Frankly, I was unaware of the things you mentioned above. I just thought that he quietly met with Ped State. If what you are saying is true, then yes I would have an issue with that. And I can say that in my career, I've left one market leader in my industry for another. I know how tricky it can be. You MUST be as professional as possible.

Good info, Jen.

What part of him going silent, un reachable by staff, employers and recruits with whereabouts unknown didn't you understand? And at the worst possible time, a month before NSD at that?
 
Nobody in the Coastal compares to Miami in talent so if the U isn't in the ACC championship every year it's a fail. Al can't even get there so why would I consider something that's not possible? There's nothing he can do, it's over for him in Miami.
Go away Al, and don't come back.
 
It would take him quitting, kicking D'Onofrio square in the babymaker, and apologizing to me personally for what he's done to me and my family. Until then, NOPE.
 
As a Miami Hurricane fan, what would it take for you to no longer hate Al Golden? What type of success would the Hurricanes need to achieve this season for you to believe that he can potentially take The U to the top? The past 4 seasons leave slim to no hope that he could appear anything more than subpar, but what do you feel would have to happen for you to view him in a more positive light and no longer request for Butch, Chip or whomever else? Just wondering....

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As a Miami Hurricane fan, what would it take for you to no longer hate Al Golden? What type of success would the Hurricanes need to achieve this season for you to believe that he can potentially take The U to the top? The past 4 seasons leave slim to no hope that he could appear anything more than subpar, but what do you feel would have to happen for you to view him in a more positive light and no longer request for Butch, Chip or whomever else? Just wondering....

Hi, My name is UMFarArcher. My lifes' experiences have led me to be the type of person who posts things that aren't really palatable to mainstream American society. Thankfully, SFbayCane typically has my back.

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As a Miami Hurricane fan, what would it take for you to no longer hate Al Golden? What type of success would the Hurricanes need to achieve this season for you to believe that he can potentially take The U to the top? The past 4 seasons leave slim to no hope that he could appear anything more than subpar, but what do you feel would have to happen for you to view him in a more positive light and no longer request for Butch, Chip or whomever else? Just wondering....

Here is the problem. You can't simply isolate this season by it self. It's the entire body of work he is judged on so what happens this year is not the end all be all.
 
There is nothing Golden can do to redeem himself. He is a piece of **** of the highest order, and the very sight of him makes me sick to my stomach. He creates his own statistics to cover up for his inadequacies, he throws his players under the bus, he refuses to make a single change to this ****ty defensive scheme he runs, and makes up way too many clichés and worthless hashtag slogans. All of this equates to being a ****ing god awful coach and a worthless human being. He could find a way to win 2 national championships this season and would still need to DIAF. Go to **** Golden! We ****ing hate your worthless ****ing piece of **** ***.


**** bruh, hate is a very strong word. I hate hajjis in Iraq that blew me up, killed some of my Marines, raped their women, and slaughtered their own kids...I hate those ****ers. Let's not go overboard with the whole Al thing. Al will get his in due time. If it's this year, great, if it's next, so be it. I dislike his politician speak and his hard headed nature in not making changes to scheme or his defense. Although I don't support Al, I do support our team and still think we can make some moves this year.

No... hate might not go far enough. I despise this mother ****er with every fiber of my being. I wouldn't **** on him if he was on fire. Of course I support the team, who the **** doesn't? It's because I support the team that this mother ****er needs to go. These kids are coming in here and being wasted. Their talents are not being developed and it is costing them millions of dollars when they go to the show. This worthless **** sucker has sapped every bit of excitement I had for Hurricane Football. I watch games in utter disgust of him and what he has done to our program. **** this **** sucking, mother ****ing, Dorito blowing butt pirate.

Oh, and btw, thank you for your service.


Well, this is America and you are more than entitled to your opinion. I don't like Golden as a coach either, but I can't help but to be excited about being 4-0 after we beat Cincy and head up to Tally. Maybe, just maybe we have a miracle this year and pull the upset. I actually think that if our players just play to their potential, we win that game. Let's see what happens.
 
There is nothing Golden can do to redeem himself. He is a piece of **** of the highest order, and the very sight of him makes me sick to my stomach. He creates his own statistics to cover up for his inadequacies, he throws his players under the bus, he refuses to make a single change to this ****ty defensive scheme he runs, and makes up way too many clichés and worthless hashtag slogans. All of this equates to being a ****ing god awful coach and a worthless human being. He could find a way to win 2 national championships this season and would still need to DIAF. Go to **** Golden! We ****ing hate your worthless ****ing piece of **** ***.


**** bruh, hate is a very strong word. I hate hajjis in Iraq that blew me up, killed some of my Marines, raped their women, and slaughtered their own kids...I hate those ****ers. Let's not go overboard with the whole Al thing. Al will get his in due time. If it's this year, great, if it's next, so be it. I dislike his politician speak and his hard headed nature in not making changes to scheme or his defense. Although I don't support Al, I do support our team and still think we can make some moves this year.

No... hate might not go far enough. I despise this mother ****er with every fiber of my being. I wouldn't **** on him if he was on fire. Of course I support the team, who the **** doesn't? It's because I support the team that this mother ****er needs to go. These kids are coming in here and being wasted. Their talents are not being developed and it is costing them millions of dollars when they go to the show. This worthless **** sucker has sapped every bit of excitement I had for Hurricane Football. I watch games in utter disgust of him and what he has done to our program. **** this **** sucking, mother ****ing, Dorito blowing butt pirate.

Oh, and btw, thank you for your service.


Well, this is America and you are more than entitled to your opinion. I don't like Golden as a coach either, but I can't help but to be excited about being 4-0 after we beat Cincy and head up to Tally. Maybe, just maybe we have a miracle this year and pull the upset. I actually think that if our players just play to their potential, we win that game. Let's see what happens.

DANGER DANGER. Players being prepped to be thrown under bus.
 
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