It's alright, I find it hysterical that you post at all. Sorry/not sorry my opinion hurt your sensitivities, not sure I can even keep you straight from the hundred other variations on your username, otherwise I'd look to see if leaky vag replies to opinion threads is your normal forte.
As far as your - "they have a dozen analysts, we have eight, plus Shoop, who has magic powers and really counts as two," it goes a bit deeper than that...
Nick Saban didn’t spend much time on the topic of the NCAA allowing a 10th assistant coach, although he was asked specifically about it. He had something else on his mind.
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Bags has 'nine analysts?' They brought over 50+ support personnel to the title game last year. Try again there bud.
But hey, was having this same conversation with Miami-back! bros challenging others for not being 'true fans' a decade ago, and if anything the distance between the haves and the have nots has turned into an insurmountable gulf.