What happened to Cribby?

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He DM'd me and told me he is taking a step back to publish a sizzling piece about the inner workings of Bohemian Grove along with his findings on alien abductions and political cover ups. He'll be back soon though.
Don’t forget his memoirs on how the government turned the frogs ****.
 
Got lost in the Bermuda Triangle while searching for a floating Sasquatch that was getting eaten by the Loch Ness Monster.
 
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First of all, to understand what happened to Cribby, you gotta understand who Cribby the insider WAS. Now Cribby was born to a three-legged ***** mother. And he was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small-time gunrunner and, uh, insider fight promoter. So he puts Cribby into training, next thing you know Cribby's GOOD! He is **** good! But then, he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Barry. And Cribby said, "No, man, that's my brother, I can't fight Barry!" And he made him fight anyway. And then Cribby killed Barry. And Cribby said, "That's it!" And he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he ffffffff-FREAKED OUT. And then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart... no longer beat. Wow.
 
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First of all, to understand what happened to Cribby, you gotta understand who Cribby the insider WAS. Now Cribby was born to a three-legged ***** mother. And he was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small-time gunrunner and, uh, insider fight promoter. So he puts Cribby into training, next thing you know Cribby's GOOD! He is **** good! But then, he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Barry. And Cribby said, "No, man, that's my brother, I can't fight Barry!" And he made him fight anyway. And then Cribby killed Barry. And Cribby said, "That's it!" And he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he ffffffff-FREAKED OUT. And then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart... no longer beat. Wow.
They killed Cribby B!
 
Cribby was assigned the task of choosing our next coach - secrecy is paramount - lots of negotiations, contract nuances, payoffs, structuring, most conducted in highly confidential meetings at Tootsies.

His was given complete authority over the determination - and he was given a buttload of dollar bills for StringStuffing. To look the part and deflect unwanted attention - and possible discovery during negotiations at Tootsies.

Cribby been around a long, long time - not just here - his identity is a Level Nine classification.

Bottom line - he's busy.
 
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