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What do you want for Christmas?

As one elderly lady,80+,in the subdivision once said"It would be nice to get laid once in awhile."
At Christmas time,hope springs eternal!
 
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To win a bowl game this year, and help set up recruiting so we can be in the playoffs within the next two. Living in the 904 I wanted a 904 savage (maybe the new guy Smith) but thinking more about it I want a So. Fla. savage to helicopter a certain WR that decided to go elsewhere.

As the woozie *** WR is laying the field, I want our player to say, hit, stick bust ****, thats what savages do. Now take you sorry *** to the bench.

Then our young savages on D bring home #6
 
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For no couches to be burned in Morgantown on Dec. 28 as the collective tears of the Mountainqueers keep extinguishing their efforts to ignite them in post defeat anger.

Hahaha. Who am I kidding? That entire state is hopped up on opioids. They're not even cognizant that we're playing.
 
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A bowl win, finish strong in crootin, Ravens superbowl run it's an even year. Flip 4 houses this year on a personal level.
 
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RVACane said:
The Franchise said:
RVACane said:
The Franchise said:
I want to get throat from everyone's mom on CIS.
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Ummm.... Have you seen my mom???
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How do you think you were conceived? Years haven't been kind, but that's what the dimmer **** is for.
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My mom was hot back then... She would've put the dimmer down on you.
Wait: Are you my father???
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and who says internet therapy doesn't work. great breakthrough guys. now hug each other....keeping hands above waist
 
Notsince1985 said:
We're all The Franchise's kids on here
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The Franchise said:
RVACane said:
The Franchise said:
I want to get throat from everyone's mom on CIS.
Click to expand...

Ummm.... Have you seen my mom???
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How do you think you were conceived? Years haven't been kind, but that's what the dimmer **** is for.
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Wow!!! LMFAO!!!! **** all these years I never looked at it like that... I would just tell them to bend over and touch their toes. LOL

All I want are ballers for the recruiting class, win Natty #6 , and about 10 of the finest thickest women, of course nude, baby oiled up slipping and sliding inside a Fiat. Doors and windows must be closed and a bottle of viagra, handy!!
 
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LustNCanes said:
The Franchise said:
RVACane said:
The Franchise said:
I want to get throat from everyone's mom on CIS.
Click to expand...

Ummm.... Have you seen my mom???
Click to expand...

How do you think you were conceived? Years haven't been kind, but that's what the dimmer **** is for.
Click to expand...


Wow!!! LMFAO!!!! **** all these years I never looked at it like that... I would just tell them to bend over and touch their toes. LOL

All I want are ballers for the recruiting class, win Natty #6 , and about 10 of the finest thickest women, of course nude, baby oiled up slipping and sliding inside a Fiat. Doors and windows must be closed and a bottle of viagra, handy!!
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Apparently Franchise doesn't need pills nor is he battling testosterone issues in age.
 
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