301cane
BREAK HIS BACK MAKE HIM HUMBEL OLD COUNTRY WAY
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And yes, In football, this season.
Maybe I'm into the egg nog way early, and/or my considerable testicular fortitude is spiked after watching Mr. McMahon power walking compilations on YouTube, but we are going to beat those trailer dwelling inbreds come November 11th. Now from what I understand from reading these boards, and I'll take your collective word for it as I'd rather ********** with a cheese grater than watch Florida Jabroni State play football, those garnet and gold garbagemen up north have been running extremely lucky this year, somewhat reminiscent of the Jameis Winterception years when they had giant horseshoes (among other things) jammed up their collective asses. The thing about luck, though, is it runs out at the worst of times, and what would be a worse time than the big rivalry game when the rival has spent the last few weeks stepping on their own ****s at every opportunity and no one thinks they have any chance. We do have enough defense to keep us in pretty much any game and without help from the refs Florida State couldn't score in a SE Asian whorehouse with a handful of hundreds. If we gets anything resembling competent QB play we have a shot here and I actually wouldn't be all that surprised if we pull this one out just because **** Mike Norvell, **** FSU, and **** Trailerhasse.
In conclusion, I'm picturing peak Mr. McMahon (and not his current version Vincente Kennedy Mustache) thundering into the mic "Mike Norvell, come November 11, you've got NO CHANCE IN **** (flips mic and power swaggers away)
It isn't egg nog btw, but it is some **** good homemade peanut punch.
Maybe I'm into the egg nog way early, and/or my considerable testicular fortitude is spiked after watching Mr. McMahon power walking compilations on YouTube, but we are going to beat those trailer dwelling inbreds come November 11th. Now from what I understand from reading these boards, and I'll take your collective word for it as I'd rather ********** with a cheese grater than watch Florida Jabroni State play football, those garnet and gold garbagemen up north have been running extremely lucky this year, somewhat reminiscent of the Jameis Winterception years when they had giant horseshoes (among other things) jammed up their collective asses. The thing about luck, though, is it runs out at the worst of times, and what would be a worse time than the big rivalry game when the rival has spent the last few weeks stepping on their own ****s at every opportunity and no one thinks they have any chance. We do have enough defense to keep us in pretty much any game and without help from the refs Florida State couldn't score in a SE Asian whorehouse with a handful of hundreds. If we gets anything resembling competent QB play we have a shot here and I actually wouldn't be all that surprised if we pull this one out just because **** Mike Norvell, **** FSU, and **** Trailerhasse.
In conclusion, I'm picturing peak Mr. McMahon (and not his current version Vincente Kennedy Mustache) thundering into the mic "Mike Norvell, come November 11, you've got NO CHANCE IN **** (flips mic and power swaggers away)
It isn't egg nog btw, but it is some **** good homemade peanut punch.
