UMFarArcher
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I don't get it.
I see multiple teams INCLUDING the Miami Hurricanes - carry around a big circus tent-stake mallet - like we're going to put up with the elephant **** and put up a circus tent.
WTH kind of symbol is THAT?
Now if we gotta carry something onto the field - something somewhat symbolic - we can do much better than that!
How about an AK-74? Even an RPG with three extra rounds in the backpack? Those are much better symbols than a tent-stob mallet.
Or one midget dressed in an opponent's uniform - under each arm?
Or we could go Old School - an eight-foot Swiss Halberd? It slices, it stabs, and it hooks!
At least make it a War Hammer with back spike! Crushes helmets - or will penetrate like a hot spike through gelled bacon grease.
Those of you who are closer to the program - maybe you can bring this up at the next meeting - give the circus back their mallet - and get us a real symbol of destruction. Nothing says FU like an M2 .50 caliber Browning Machine Gun - guaranteed to drop everything on the field of fire!
I see multiple teams INCLUDING the Miami Hurricanes - carry around a big circus tent-stake mallet - like we're going to put up with the elephant **** and put up a circus tent.
WTH kind of symbol is THAT?
Now if we gotta carry something onto the field - something somewhat symbolic - we can do much better than that!
How about an AK-74? Even an RPG with three extra rounds in the backpack? Those are much better symbols than a tent-stob mallet.
Or one midget dressed in an opponent's uniform - under each arm?
Or we could go Old School - an eight-foot Swiss Halberd? It slices, it stabs, and it hooks!
At least make it a War Hammer with back spike! Crushes helmets - or will penetrate like a hot spike through gelled bacon grease.
Those of you who are closer to the program - maybe you can bring this up at the next meeting - give the circus back their mallet - and get us a real symbol of destruction. Nothing says FU like an M2 .50 caliber Browning Machine Gun - guaranteed to drop everything on the field of fire!