We CAN NOT lose Al Golden to Wisconsin!!!

If Al leaves for Wisconsin, I think I would just weep.

The moment I hear that - I just might have real tears.

Maybe not.

You think you would? Dude, I will be screaming and crying so loudly with incomprehensible joy, that everyone in my apartment complex will think I'm dying. I will then proceed to have a raging boner for a week straight. Someone is getting hurt.

Get a dictionary. Look up the word satire.


Losing Alfred Golden would be robbing this fine institution of a dynasty. Anyone who says otherwise is smearing his resume.

Al Golden, leader of men, navigator of sanctions, builder of programs.
 
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If Al leaves for Wisconsin, I think I would just weep.

The moment I hear that - I just might have real tears.

Maybe not.

You think you would? Dude, I will be screaming and crying so loudly with incomprehensible joy, that everyone in my apartment complex will think I'm dying. I will then proceed to have a raging boner for a week straight. Someone is getting hurt.

Get a dictionary. Look up the word satire.


Losing Alfred Golden would be robbing this fine institution of a dynasty. Anyone who says otherwise is smearing his resume.

Al Golden, leader of men, navigator of sanctions, builder of programs.

That's great but your name keeps giving you away.
 
If Al leaves for Wisconsin, I think I would just weep.

The moment I hear that - I just might have real tears.

Maybe not.

You think you would? Dude, I will be screaming and crying so loudly with incomprehensible joy, that everyone in my apartment complex will think I'm dying. I will then proceed to have a raging boner for a week straight. Someone is getting hurt.

Get a dictionary. Look up the word satire.


Losing Alfred Golden would be robbing this fine institution of a dynasty. Anyone who says otherwise is smearing his resume.

Al Golden, leader of men, navigator of sanctions, builder of programs.

That's great but your name keeps giving you away.

Maybe my dad was a clown...
 
I'll be sick to my stomach if we lose a great coach and an even better man.
 
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I can only think of one thing to hold Golden and Dorito back from Wisconsin - they sell butt lube up that far north, don't they?
 
Please stay golden! Finish what you started here and win your first championship. And by championship I mean coastal. I used to want a national championship but blake James said I need to lower my expectations.
 
If Al leaves it will be because he couldn't cope with unreasonable expectations. You see, the previous coach set the bar too high.
 
The longer this goes without a denial of interest from coach, the more nervous UM fans will get.
 
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If the steal that fine, honorable coach from us, i will fly once a year to Wisky just to watch him coach and eat cheese
 
Anyone else really worried about recruiting if Al leaves? Al would now have the advantage of recruiting at a school without the cloud. Unfettered Al + his south florida connections would be deadly. We already have to worry about FSU, UF and the SEC poaching south florida, now you throw Wisconsin in the mix. They'd probably have their pick of the litter down here. What a disaster.
 
Guys, we are screwed. Golden is as good as gone. Guess where the best defensive coordinator in the nation AND Golden's best friend played NFL ball?

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I'm just hopeful that when Wisky steals Al that we can convince Donofrio to stay and become the head coach. He's earned it. The schemes, the recruiting, talent development. He does it all!
 
Anyone else really worried about recruiting if Al leaves? Al would now have the advantage of recruiting at a school without the cloud. Unfettered Al + his south florida connections would be deadly. We already have to worry about FSU, UF and the SEC poaching south florida, now you throw Wisconsin in the mix. They'd probably have their pick of the litter down here. What a disaster.

Well people just need to realize if AG leaves the class of 2015 will be really bad

Mass decommitments

Just the way it is
 
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