I'm going to take a page out of the Baga handbook... when the rules of the game suck for you, you change the rules. Make it a bigger mountain... make it five Mt. Rushmore's:
George Mira, Sr. (2-time AA... founding father of QBU)
Ted Hendricks (3-time AA, CF HOF... the Mad Stork)
Vinny Testaverde (Heisman trophy winning AA, NC, Maxwell award , Walter Camp award, O'Brien award, CF HOF)
Bennie Blades (2-time AA, NC, CF HOF, Thorpe award)
Michael Irvin (AA, NC... the playmaker)
Jerome Brown (AA, NC, and baddest MFer on the planet in the late 80s)
Danny Stubbs (2-time AA, NC, Outland trophy finalist, Lombardi finalist... all the sacks)
Russell Maryland (AA, NC x2, Outland trophy, CF HOF)
Leon Searcy (2-time AA, NC x3)
Darrin Smith (2-time AA, NC x2, Butkus semi-finalist)
Michael Barrow (AA, NC x2, Big East Defensive POTY)
Gino Torretta (Heisman trophy winning AA, NC x2, Maxwell award, Walter Camp award, O'Brien award, CF HOF)
Warren Sapp (2-time AA, NC, Heisman finalist, Lombardi award, Nagurski award, Outland trophy finalist)
Ray Lewis (2-time AA, Butkus award runner up... and all-around bad man)
Edgerrin James (No hardware, just straight gangster... UCLA 1998, BC 1997... enough said)
Dan Morgan (Among the most decorated defensive player in UM history... AA, CF HOF, Nagurski and Butkus finalist as a junior... won both as a senior along with the Bednarik award, becoming the first player in CF history to do so)
Bryant McKinnie (2-time AA, NC, Outland trophy, Parker award... never allowed a sack at UM)
Ed Reed (AA, NC, CF HOF, 2001 Football News Defensive Player of the Year, Thorpe award finalist, Nagurski semi-finalist, Big East Champion in the javelin throw... GOAT)
Ken Dorsey (AA, NC, Heisman finalist x2, Archie Griffith award x2, Maxwell award)
Sean Taylor (AA, NC, Big East Defensive POTY, Thorpe award finalist)