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Shooter McGavin said:
Ladies of the night. That's why after midnight I play video poker away from the bar so I don't get bothered by them.
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Yes I'm aware of their career. It was a joke. I may look like Brad Pitt on the internet, but in real life I'm closer to John Candy.

First time I was in Vegas, I was at the Hard Rock as the sun was coming up, schittfaced to the max. These two "attractive" women kept eyeing me up and down from the other side of the bar. My 20-something year old mind went right to the place any 20-something year old straight male's mind would've gone....we taking a trip to ThreesumTown tonight! Then the two got up and approached me. With each step, more and more blemishes came to view and by the time they were next to me, I had already made up some excuse as to why I need to go home...alone.
 
Already have my room booked in a swanky spot for NC weekend...and I ain't lyin'. Of course, I can cancel if need be, but I got it as soon as the date came out.
 
My buddy and I were at the Bellagio bar, when we were approached by these **** twins. After a couple of rounds of drinks and some heavy foreplay we ended up going to these gal's room. What happened next could not have been anticipated, it was just like one of those Penthouse forum letters, the girl I was with was screaming her head off due to having multiple orgasims and her sister, who was a quite as a church mouse, looked over and saw the size of my rod and how I was pumping her sister like a hydrolic ram jack immediately left my buddy and jumped in bed with me and her sister... And as they say, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
 
miamicanephins said:
My buddy and I were at the Bellagio bar, when we were approached by these **** twins. After a couple of rounds of drinks and some heavy foreplay we ended up going to these gal's room. What happened next could not have been anticipated, it was just like one of those Penthouse forum letters, the girl I was with was screaming her head off due to having multiple orgasims and her sister, who was a quite as a church mouse, looked over and saw the size of my rod and how I was pumping her sister like a hydrolic ram jack immediately left my buddy and jumped in bed with me and her sister... And as they say, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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Buddy confirms this story or it's a lie.
 
miamicanephins said:
My buddy and I were at the Bellagio bar, when we were approached by these **** twins. After a couple of rounds of drinks and some heavy foreplay we ended up going to these gal's room. What happened next could not have been anticipated, it was just like one of those Penthouse forum letters, the girl I was with was screaming her head off due to having multiple orgasims and her sister, who was a quite as a church mouse, looked over and saw the size of my rod and how I was pumping her sister like a hydrolic ram jack immediately left my buddy and jumped in bed with me and her sister... And as they say, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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Disbelief No GIF
 
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