USC- new job!!

[Themadcane]

Thought about it for a minute but Canes or nobody!

 

[Tad Footeball]

Lynn Swann should apply.

 

[ChinstrapCane]

OJ Simpson should apply.

 

[We'retheBoss]

I forwarded it to Blake James

 

[JD08]

Is it a WFH position? I don't want to move and hate traffic.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Is it a WFH position? I don't want to move and hate traffic.

I'd build one of those George Costanza desks and just live in the office...

 

[JD08]

I'd build one of those George Costanza desks and just live in the office...

You might just be able to use Lynn Swann's..

 

[ben]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

You might just be able to use Lynn Swann's..

My first order of business would be to contact Nike and order cotton uniforms...

 

[JD08]

My first order of business would be to contact Nike and order cotton uniforms...

They get very hot in the polyester. You know, it's not a natural fiber.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

They get very hot in the polyester. You know, it's not a natural fiber.

Cotton breathes, you see. It's much softer. Imagine playing games and your team is five degrees cooler than the other team. Don't you think that would be an advantage? They're cooler, they're more comfortable, they're happier, they're gonna play better.

 

[MichiCANE]

I forwarded it to Blake James

Blake James wouldn’t make the final cut. Not nearly qualified enough for a Power 5 job of any kind. Maybe try Donna. Big football fan, I hear

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I forwarded it to Blake James

Do the job duties include "selling tickets"? That's the only way that Beta Blake has a shot.

 

[g8rh8rMD]

Do the job duties include "selling tickets"? That's the only way that Beta Blake has a shot.

By which you must mean announcing attendance figures that are 40% higher than the actual gate count? Oh yeah, and selling tickets to scalpers and opposing fans before long term season tickets holders. Remember the UF at Camping World debacle? Oy vey.

 

[1LuvCane]

 

[L A M P]

The Juice would kill to get that program back. KILL

 

[RickRollU]

OJ Simpson should apply.

That would be a killer move by USC!

 

[ChinstrapCane]

That would be a killer move by USC!