Don’t forget those really strange yells with the creepy arm gestures by their male cheerleaders & also the fact that there is so much violent crime in parts of the state (especially near the border where it’s out of control). Outside of the big cities, parts of the state are actually super boring & depressing to be in. Miami on the other hand is beautiful, dynamic, and fast rising as a financial center as domestic U.S. funds & financial services companies are leaving NY to come to Miami (so add that to the wealth from Latin America & local residents of Miami) and you have a powerhouse that should continue to grow for decades to come. The beauty of Miami is unmatched (maybe only by San Diego) and then you have the gorgeous chicas (instead of heffers). Plus, there is no program as cool, dominant & iconic as the U when we’re rolling. Lastly, we got our OL drafted way higher this year than those strange people (so I think we have the best OL coaches in the country) and our DL abused their OL in the playoffs. This makes no sense to me at all.