SFbayCane
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The joy of a Cuban HC. We’ve gone from barber shop insiders to Versailles.
Early entrant for comment of the year.
The joy of a Cuban HC. We’ve gone from barber shop insiders to Versailles.
That’s how you do it bro!!So I spoke with one of Manny Diaz's close relatives today @Versailes.....
So I was having lunch with one of my co-workers that is a huge Miami fan just like most of us on this board and he goes to me "yo that's one of MANNY DIAZ'S relatives". At first I didn't believe him, but after I saw the hot Latina he was with I was like **** maybe it is. So my friend who's cuban says we should go talk to him and I was like **** it let's go so we walk over and I introduce myself like a wierdo with this guy next to me and I striked up a quick conversation about how Manny was a great hire and how excited I was. Maybe like after the third or forth exchange im like hey bro will you do me big a favor? He said "what?" and before I get the question out his gf/friend/wife says im sorry would you give us a moment she didn't look happy so I quickly backed off and said sure I'm sorry feeling like a giant weirdo. Manny's relative then say's ill be back in my head I was like yea sure whatever... So my coworker starts talking **** saying that his gf/wife/friend probably thinks im *** and that I was hitting on him I then smack my co-worker in the head and then we start talking about random ****... Anyways, like 15 minutes later our food gets handed to us and we are getting ready to leave so we start walking out. Almost at the exit door in a tiny hallway here comes Manny's relative by himself walking in so I stop in front of him and I apologized for bieng awkward and he said not at all and that he was sorry that she had a headache. I said oh my bad I was just going to ask you to call Manny and ask him about the Jalen Hurts situation joking around.... He laughed then said " Im not calling my ***** for that. I then laughed and said well it's nice meeting you, shaked his hand and ask for his name he said "Frank" and then walked off but My co-worker being an *** then ask's him in cuban dialect "Azere dile a Manny ke me trayga un koterbak ke zirba" Translation ("BRO, tell Manny to bring me a QB that worth a ****") and then "Manny's relative smiles and says in Spanish "Lo akabo te azer" translates (He just did) ... I don't know wtf that means so take it for whatever it is. Me and my coworker then started talking about the situation and he starts saying that Hurts is coming. I told him on the ride back to the office STFU that doesn't mean **** but whatever he could be right. I mean I hope so.
Once again I am **NOT** an insider just a PoRster here...
Btw Lunch was great and cheap! (PAN CON BISTEK)
It would be sickening if there was a kernel of truth to it. The tell was “hey that’s Manny’s relative.” No one talks like that. He could have made the troll more believable by saying, “that’s Manny’s uncle or cousin (or whatever).”Seriously, though. Can you imagine someone interrupting your croquetas and cafecito, “hey, bro, who’s Manuelito getting for a quarterback, chico”
No wonder his lady left, she was completely skeeved out by this guy.
Fūckin’ freaks...
It would be sickening if there was a kernel of truth to it. The tell was “hey that’s Manny’s relative.” No one talks like that. He could have made the troll more believable by saying, “that’s Manny’s uncle or cousin (or whatever).”
This board is gold. For the 30000 **** gags you get there are a couple good ones like tdub and Arehel.
And we have the real brains behind last year’s Baga offense.
And Hedley, and even Ahmon. Quite a few people associated with the team. And more on IG.
Hahahahaha. I just realized I trolled myself. There are TOO destinations.Just fcking with you
Canes lock.He also follows Jacory.
That just means he’s a raiders fan.He also follows Jacory.
* His former OC is now the head coach there.
* He knows the playbook front & back.
* There are ZERO expectations at Maryland.
Zero expectations is a negative. Lets face it Tweed. The kid is not your prototypical NFL QB. He needs as much exposure & big games as possible. OU gives you that. We give you that. Maryland does not.
That just means he’s a raiders fan.
Or a Sponge Bob fan.That just means he’s a raiders fan.
I definitely see your point, if he goes to OU and makes a run at the heisman it would give him a draft boost no doubt. Or if he turns us around it would look good on him. However, those options also create some negative risk if you fail to live up to lofty expectations.
He could look at low expectations for the program itself as a positive for his own situation. He could actually just focus on his own game (with old OC) and not even really worry about wins or losses at maryland unlike OU or miami.
Sick lol @ me next time I’m loving your opinion threadhes too busy jerking to pikachu
Alpha move would be if you butt chugged some windextell me about it mr pokemon