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UPDATE on fan attendance and COVID protocol at Hard Rock Stadium

The Franchise said:
I can't watch football without being completely obliterated, so I bring my pet falcon into the games with me. First, I gorge her with 151 rum. Once we make it past security, it's smooth sailing. My falcon and I sit in our seats, and my falcon vomits the 151 into my mouth a shot at a time throughout the game.
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Lord Chise, I’m trying to put my children to sleep.
 
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JeddTheFisch said:
No alcohol sold. Am I missing something? Is this just a measure to reduce costs as staff? Seems a little weird.
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Was told by a big dog they cannot handle several hundred people in a beer line at concessions stands with Covid. To hard to keep them separated. It better to allow fans and not sell alcohol in my opinion. Get hammered before you enter and deal with it. Make sense, Jedd?
 
The Franchise said:
I can't watch football without being completely obliterated, so I bring my pet falcon into the games with me. First, I gorge her with 151 rum. Once we make it past security, it's smooth sailing. My falcon and I sit in our seats, and my falcon vomits the 151 into my mouth a shot at a time throughout the game.
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You think of some of the weirdest **** I have ever seen. Keep it up.
 
The Franchise said:
I can't watch football without being completely obliterated, so I bring my pet falcon into the games with me. First, I gorge her with 151 rum. Once we make it past security, it's smooth sailing. My falcon and I sit in our seats, and my falcon vomits the 151 into my mouth a shot at a time throughout the game.
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This made me laugh.

Reminds me of the time a couple of years ago, I can’t remember the game, it may have been the 2017 Virginia Tech game, but there was a guy couple seats away that I was keeping my eye on.

He had that real fūcked up look on his face, eyes straight ahead, pupils fixed and dilated, most of the time, not moving a muscle.

I could also see distinct beads of cold sweat forming on his brow. Just every once in a while he would squirm uncomfortably. I told the people around me, keep an eye on that guy, he’s going to blow.

Sure enough, sometime around the third quarter, I noticed that in the corner of my eye a spasmodic upwelling type of movement, but this guy stayed right in his seat, and vomited a voluminous gush of chunks right into his own lap. Which was fortunate for the people sitting around him.

But the smell was so nauseating, we had to leave for a few minutes as his friends cleared him out. My stomach still clenches up thinking about it
 
The Franchise said:
I can't watch football without being completely obliterated, so I bring my pet falcon into the games with me. First, I gorge her with 151 rum. Once we make it past security, it's smooth sailing. My falcon and I sit in our seats, and my falcon vomits the 151 into my mouth a shot at a time throughout the game.
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My first shot ever was 151. Is that you, Dad?
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
This made me laugh.

Reminds me of the time a couple of years ago, I can’t remember the game, it may have been the 2017 Virginia Tech game, but there was a guy couple seats away that I was keeping my eye on.

He had that real fūcked up look on his face, eyes straight ahead, pupils fixed and dilated, most of the time, not moving a muscle.

I could also see distinct beads of cold sweat forming on his brow. Just every once in a while he would squirm uncomfortably. I told the people around me, keep an eye on that guy, he’s going to blow.

Sure enough, sometime around the third quarter, I noticed that in the corner of my eye a spasmodic upwelling type of movement, but this guy stayed right in his seat, and vomited a voluminous gush of chunks right into his own lap. Which was fortunate for the people sitting around him.

But the smell was so nauseating, we had to leave for a few minutes as his friends cleared him out. My stomach still clenches up thinking about it
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Jeez...you could have at least said hello to me
 
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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
This made me laugh.

Reminds me of the time a couple of years ago, I can’t remember the game, it may have been the 2017 Virginia Tech game, but there was a guy couple seats away that I was keeping my eye on.

He had that real fūcked up look on his face, eyes straight ahead, pupils fixed and dilated, most of the time, not moving a muscle.

I could also see distinct beads of cold sweat forming on his brow. Just every once in a while he would squirm uncomfortably. I told the people around me, keep an eye on that guy, he’s going to blow.

Sure enough, sometime around the third quarter, I noticed that in the corner of my eye a spasmodic upwelling type of movement, but this guy stayed right in his seat, and vomited a voluminous gush of chunks right into his own lap. Which was fortunate for the people sitting around him.

But the smell was so nauseating, we had to leave for a few minutes as his friends cleared him out. My stomach still clenches up thinking about it
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Only thing better, would have been him upchucking Beamers Rooster throat....
 
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JUST MEANS MORE DRUNKEN CRASHES ON THE TURNPIKE / UNIVERSITY DR. FROM EVERYONE GETTING LOADED AT THE WALMART / SAMS PARKING LOT PRE-GAME TAILGATES....TIME MANAGEMENT IS IN ORDER HERE....
 
caneinorlando said:
Only thing better, would have been him upchucking Beamers Rooster throat....
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We’ve been to enough games, I’m sure you've got some stories.

They get this certain look. It’s like an unfocused thousand yard stare, and they look real pale and clammy. Those are the people you got to get away from.
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
We’ve been to enough games, I’m sure you've got some stories.

They get this certain look. It’s like an unfocused thousand yard stare, and they look real pale and clammy. Those are the people you got to get away from.
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Stories from the OB??....Whew........So many, as I was standing...err...wading through 2" of urine....
 
caneinorlando said:
Stories from the OB??....Whew........So many, as I was standing...err...wading through 2" of urine....
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Oh Lord, just about every time I want to take a **** in the ob bathrooms I have a story. We should’ve had masks back then just for the smell alone.... and probably more infectious organisms in those bathrooms than in a Covid ward
 
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