UPDATE on fan attendance and COVID protocol at Hard Rock Stadium

I’m worried if I can sneak my liquor in through that vaunted HRS security phalanx

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Games are 3 hours. How are you supposed to carry the buzz?

this was my issues at march madness games. Didn’t realize no alcohol was allowed. Imagine when you have an entire session that stretches over 4 hours. That’s why you bring minis in the game. Most security don’t search well. Just line you belt with them or sneak a flask in
 
Fill your water bottles with vodka. I have never had to throw my water out. Worst case is they catch you and make you throw it out. Many ways to get alcohol in.
 
Fill your water bottles with vodka. I have never had to throw my water out. Worst case is they catch you and make you throw it out. Many ways to get alcohol in.
Wife does it every time. I bring in real water and she brings in single lemonade packets to make it.
 
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I can't watch football without being completely obliterated, so I bring my pet falcon into the games with me. First, I gorge her with 151 rum. Once we make it past security, it's smooth sailing. My falcon and I sit in our seats, and my falcon vomits the 151 into my mouth a shot at a time throughout the game.
 
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