UNC..this should mean something

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First and foremost, **** UNC. **** Michael Jordan and his greedy ***. **** BB and his 18 year old girlfriend and decaying brain. I have a feeling he’s not really calling too many shots there and whatever little success they’ve had this season is related to personnel as opposed to anything BB has done. He’s just a name who somehow got brought in because no NFL team wanted him and UNC was desperate enough to take him and because…Lawrence Taylor? I don’t know but I still can’t get over seeing him on the UNC sidelines wearing UNC ****.

Anyways, why should this game matter? Because ever since we joined this slapdick conference, UNC has been quietly giving us ****. I believe they’re the only program in the ACC we have a losing record against but I’d have to double check (it might be Clemson but we’ve only played them so many times since they were on the Atlantic side of the two division era). If there was ever an inferior ACC opponent who’s been more bothersome to us on the gridiron it’s these assclowns. They gave us our first conference loss in 2004 in a historic upset and derailed a promising season. They finished 6-6 lol.

We haven’t beaten them in almost a decade (2018). I don’t even want to know what our record is at Chapel Hill because I know it’s not good. Beating this loser program and beating them badly on our way to our first conference title would be fitting.
 
First and foremost, **** UNC. **** Michael Jordan and his greedy ***. **** BB and his 18 year old girlfriend and decaying brain. I have a feeling he’s not really calling too many shots there and whatever little success they’ve had this season is related to personnel as opposed to anything BB has done. He’s just a name who somehow got brought in because no NFL team wanted him and UNC was desperate enough to take him and because…Lawrence Taylor? I don’t know but I still can’t get over seeing him on the UNC sidelines wearing UNC ****.

Anyways, why should this game matter? Because ever since we joined this slapdick conference, UNC has been quietly giving us ****. I believe they’re the only program in the ACC we have a losing record against but I’d have to double check (it might be Clemson but we’ve only played them so many times since they were on the Atlantic side of the two division era). If there was ever an inferior ACC opponent who’s been more bothersome to us on the gridiron it’s these assclowns. They gave us our first conference loss in 2004 in a historic upset and derailed a promising season. They finished 6-6 lol.

We haven’t beaten them in almost a decade (2018). I don’t even want to know what our record is at Chapel Hill because I know it’s not good. Beating this loser program and beating them badly on our way to our first conference title would be fitting.
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Agreed ****'em
 
First and foremost, **** UNC. **** Michael Jordan and his greedy ***. **** BB and his 18 year old girlfriend and decaying brain. I have a feeling he’s not really calling too many shots there and whatever little success they’ve had this season is related to personnel as opposed to anything BB has done. He’s just a name who somehow got brought in because no NFL team wanted him and UNC was desperate enough to take him and because…Lawrence Taylor? I don’t know but I still can’t get over seeing him on the UNC sidelines wearing UNC ****.

Anyways, why should this game matter? Because ever since we joined this slapdick conference, UNC has been quietly giving us ****. I believe they’re the only program in the ACC we have a losing record against but I’d have to double check (it might be Clemson but we’ve only played them so many times since they were on the Atlantic side of the two division era). If there was ever an inferior ACC opponent who’s been more bothersome to us on the gridiron it’s these assclowns. They gave us our first conference loss in 2004 in a historic upset and derailed a promising season. They finished 6-6 lol.

We haven’t beaten them in almost a decade (2018). I don’t even want to know what our record is at Chapel Hill because I know it’s not good. Beating this loser program and beating them badly on our way to our first conference title would be fitting.
Yep, we are a whopping 2-8 at UNC since joining the ACC. I've seen many of them. Sadly, won't see us win this saturday.
 
Winning this game puts us in conference championship. That should be the main focus. Win this game and we could stumble against VT and still get it in.

Yea, it's not talked about enough on this board but a win against UNC and Miami's odds to be in the ACCCG skyrocket.

Wake - 1 loss ACC and we have the tiebreaker
SMU - 1 loss
VT - 2 losses
UL - 2 losses (Likely eliminated as Miami would probably have tiebreaker with better ranking under new ACC rules)
Clemson - 2 losses (eliminated due to Miami tiebreaker)
UNC - 2 losses (could eliminate this weekened)
Duke - 2 losses
BC - 2 losses

So, if we can win this weekend, that's really only:

Wake (plays SMU and Duke) - Miami would need to lose 2 games
SMU (plays VT and Wake) - Will either eliminate themselves, one other team, or both
VT (plays SMU and Miami) - If they can beat SMU they probably have the most realistic chance outside of Wake
Duke (plays Wake and Miami) - They also play Clemson and NC State. I don't see them running the table
BC (not giving them a realistic chance)

I think it comes down to Wake/SMU/VT and they all play each other.
 
I want this game for so many reasons. I can't stand UNC and their invention of the Upside Down U. I still get angry thinking of Marquise Williams, Sam Howell, Ryan Switzer, all those other WRs, and their defenders mocking us with the upside U. They have the best win percentage against Miami of all ACC teams with a 16 win to 11 loss edge on us. The only other ACC team to have a winning, all-time record against us is GT at 15 wins to 14 losses so they deserve some get back as well. (SMU is tied 2-2 with us BTW).

Also, I would love to beat up on Bobby Petrino, that smug OC who always seems to have Brohm level success against us. Loved beating TAMU when Fisher and him were both there.

Even though bum *** Lombardi is no longer there, I want to crush them for all that smack he spoke on Miami and Cristobal, and I hope he watches. His son is the QB coach for UNC after all.

And finally, I want to destroy that douche BB, and all that attention he brought to that second rate program. I wish Mack Brown was on the sideline so Mario could give him a noogie too. Also ***** Corey Gaynor for transferring over there and still coaching and absolutely celebrating in our face when they got us every time over the past 5 matchups. Mario should have our guys ****ed off for this game.
 
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