UM Legend ….Jimmy Johnson - doing just fine

I could imagine a CIS in the late 80’s ripping Jimmy apart for not landing Aikman in the transfer and losing him to UCLA of all places.

“Fly the planes…”

“Hack…”

“Can’t recruit for chit…”

In all fairness he was still traumatized by UM’s Jerome Brown snapping his leg like a tooth pick
 
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I could imagine a CIS in the late 80’s ripping Jimmy apart for not landing Aikman in the transfer and losing him to UCLA of all places.

“Fly the planes…”

“Hack…”

“Can’t recruit for chit…”
Don't fool yourself into thinking anything else could even possibly happen.
 
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Jerry Jones is something else man lol. Things like this just make Jimmy Johnsons accomplishments even greater.

I think Jerry is tanking for Arch tbh.
Definitely tanking for arch… added more ammo for trade up if needed. The HC is a lame duck hire..
 
Definitely tanking for arch… added more ammo for trade up if needed. The HC is a lame duck hire..
Gonna have a hard time out tanking the Saints…they suck all around.At least the Cowboys can /should s ore a lot.Saints gonna do everything they can to get the home town kid to fill the dome.
 
I somehow ended up on the same cruise as Barry Switzer, maybe 15 years ago. Extremely amiable guy, shook every guy's hand and held court. He really has a politician's vibe. Being the degenerate that I am, I am playing blackjack late into the night with some random guy and Barry Switzer comes and sits on at the table. He either remembers me from earlier in the day or being sauced up and seeing a previously seen face, he sits next to me and starts the typical blackjack banter. Night keeps going. Decent blackjack player, great storyteller. We are drinking and talking ****. The rando asks him, "Barry tell us a little story about the Cowboys- stays here at the table." Barry Switzer takes a final swig of his whiskey and says "everyone thinks I'm a lucky sumobitch and I am but that ************ Jerry Jones - he is either the luckiest sumobitch ever to live or the devil incarnate. You fellas can decide." Then he proceeded to color up.
 
lol honestly he’s been trying hard AF to win to prove that he was the brains and not jimmy

Obviously he wasn’t he hasn’t even sniffed an NFC championship game since jimmy’s boys started leaving after 96.
Which was my point…

Cutting off his nose to smite his face equals loosing…

This is just the latest example of stupidity, arrogance and narcissism…

And we fans are left scratching our collective heads once again

To me…that’s tanking
 
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Which was my point…

Cutting off his nose to smite his face equals loosing…

This is just the latest example of stupidity, arrogance and narcissism…

And we fans are left scratching our collective heads once again

To me…that’s tanking
Couldn’t agree more. Ill be watching more titans games this year to watch Cam… I’ve seen enough of the Dak circus to know how this season will end…
 
I somehow ended up on the same cruise as Barry Switzer, maybe 15 years ago. Extremely amiable guy, shook every guy's hand and held court. He really has a politician's vibe. Being the degenerate that I am, I am playing blackjack late into the night with some random guy and Barry Switzer comes and sits on at the table. He either remembers me from earlier in the day or being sauced up and seeing a previously seen face, he sits next to me and starts the typical blackjack banter. Night keeps going. Decent blackjack player, great storyteller. We are drinking and talking ****. The rando asks him, "Barry tell us a little story about the Cowboys- stays here at the table." Barry Switzer takes a final swig of his whiskey and says "everyone thinks I'm a lucky sumobitch and I am but that ************ Jerry Jones - he is either the luckiest sumobitch ever to live or the devil incarnate. You fellas can decide." Then he proceeded to color up.
Snitching Annie Potts GIF by CBS
 
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