I somehow ended up on the same cruise as Barry Switzer, maybe 15 years ago. Extremely amiable guy, shook every guy's hand and held court. He really has a politician's vibe. Being the degenerate that I am, I am playing blackjack late into the night with some random guy and Barry Switzer comes and sits on at the table. He either remembers me from earlier in the day or being sauced up and seeing a previously seen face, he sits next to me and starts the typical blackjack banter. Night keeps going. Decent blackjack player, great storyteller. We are drinking and talking ****. The rando asks him, "Barry tell us a little story about the Cowboys- stays here at the table." Barry Switzer takes a final swig of his whiskey and says "everyone thinks I'm a lucky sumobitch and I am but that ************ Jerry Jones - he is either the luckiest sumobitch ever to live or the devil incarnate. You fellas can decide." Then he proceeded to color up.