NFL Tua is fat

[ddann]

So long as that monster is a zombie operating with minimal brain function and insatiable hunger, we agree.

 

[Home Slice]

Is Tua Fat Or Is This Just A Bad Angle?

People are talking.

www.outkick.com

Tua Tagovailoa Looking Overweight After Photo Surfaces From Dolphins Practice (PIC)

A photo from the Miami Dolphins OTA shows quarterback Tua Tagovailoa looking overweight after coming off an injury-bothered season.

www.totalprosports.com

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[Brains]

 

[301cane]

Change his name to Taro Tagovailoa, he is going to join up with Roman Reigns by Summerslam

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Change his name to Taro Tagovailoa, he is going to join up with Roman Reigns by Summerslam

Two Ton Tua?

 

[Brains]

Some say you can't out-Pizza the Hut. Tua begs to differ.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

The good news: All that extra weight will help him absorb hits better.

The bad news: With all that extra weight, he won’t be able to move to avoid getting hit and will take even more big hits than before.

Who’s the backup QB?

Earl Morrell, and Don Strock

 

[Brains]

Earl Morrell, and Don Strock

David Woodley
Scott Mitchell

 

[ddann]

David Woodley
Scott Mitchell

Who weighs more right now, Tua or Scott Mitchell?

 

[Brains]

Who weighs more right now, Tua or Scott Mitchell?

Tua

 

[Brains]

I expect Tua to be minimum 235 at kickoff. He will not last 4 games. Book it.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Earl Morrell, and Don Strock

Byron Leftwich as a player-coach?

 

[klineski96]

Tua's gonna have a monster year.

 

[Empirical Cane]

It's not. We have a QB who is made of glass, can't make a read, and is now obese.

And a new CIS label has been born...

slow and fat midget

 

[Brains]

And a new CIS label has been born...

slow and fat midget

Slow applies in every sense of that vocabulary.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

And a new CIS label has been born...

slow and fat midget

Slow, fat, FRAGILE midget...even worse...

 

[Zbrod95]

Mike White

I mean..there’s worse.

 

[Zbrod95]

Oh what could’ve been…

https://sportshub.cbsistatic.com/i/r/2022/12/26/75233f21-b1ef-4367-8248-616272b06f9e/thumbnail/1200x675/3a67161defa5c513cafc80e241aab8d1/justin-herbert-los-angeles-chargers-usatsi-2.jpg

 

[We'retheBoss]

Looks about Tua-fiddy

 

[passitback]

The good news: All that extra weight will help him absorb hits better.

The bad news: With all that extra weight, he won’t be able to move to avoid getting hit and will take even more big hits than before.

Who’s the backup QB?

Nah, you didn't read the article? Jiu Jitsu will - smh. Possibly the stupidest **** I have ever read.

FWIW: Training Judo will help you break falls, not BJJ.