NFL Tua is fat

[Brains]

Is Tua Fat Or Is This Just A Bad Angle?

People are talking.

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Tua Tagovailoa Looking Overweight After Photo Surfaces From Dolphins Practice (PIC)

A photo from the Miami Dolphins OTA shows quarterback Tua Tagovailoa looking overweight after coming off an injury-bothered season.

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[No_Fly_Zone]

He's looking like the Samoan mini-version of the Hefty Lefty, Jared Lorenzen.

 

[rustywalkedaway]

Hmm, he speaks well of you, OP.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

Never wanted this guy...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Never wanted this guy...

I swear to Christ, I never wanted this guy.

 

[ben]

 

[ddann]

Is Tua Fat Or Is This Just A Bad Angle?

People are talking.

www.outkick.com

Tua Tagovailoa Looking Overweight After Photo Surfaces From Dolphins Practice (PIC)

A photo from the Miami Dolphins OTA shows quarterback Tua Tagovailoa looking overweight after coming off an injury-bothered season.

www.totalprosports.com

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Please tell me this is all an elaborate hoax and that’s actually Christian Wilkins wearing Tua’s jersey.

 

[Hold My Beer]

Remember when Tua beat out Jalen Hurts?

 

[Brains]

Please tell me this is all an elaborate hoax and that’s actually Christian Wilkins wearing Tua’s jersey.

It's not. We have a QB who is made of glass, can't make a read, and is now obese.

 

[Brains]

Remember when Tua beat out Jalen Hurts?

Hurts is a coach's son and the hardest worker in the league. Tua is a one-read slob.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

It's not. We have a QB who is made of glass, can't make a read, and is now obese.

All part of his plan after talking to several jiu-jitsu black belts and former Dolpfina great Daunte "Donut" Culpepper. He's added neck, belly, and *** fat to protect and insulate his fragile head and hip. His surgically repaired ankles may struggle with the weight, but that's still a ways off and the Fins docs say anything lower-body basically doesn't matter for throwing.

 

[JD08]

Tank for Tua worked out exactly as well as expected.

So who's available next draft?

 

[Brains]

Tank for Tua worked out exactly as well as expected.

So who's available next draft?

Don't count on it. Ross will lose us another draft pick.

 

[Brains]

All part of his plan after talking to several jiu-jitsu black belts and former Dolpfina great Daunte "Donut" Culpepper. He's added neck, belly, and *** fat to protect and insulate his fragile head and hip. His surgically repaired ankles may struggle with the weight, but that's still a ways off and the Fins docs say anything lower-body basically doesn't matter for throwing.

I hate being a Dolphins fan.

 

[Go Canes!!]

Tua's gonna have a monster year.

 

[Brains]

Tua's gonna have a monster year.

Agreed

 

[ddann]

It's not. We have a QB who is made of glass, can't make a read, and is now obese.

The good news: All that extra weight will help him absorb hits better.

The bad news: With all that extra weight, he won’t be able to move to avoid getting hit and will take even more big hits than before.

Who’s the backup QB?

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

I hate being a Dolphins fan.

I no longer identify as a fan of the Miami Dolfinas. Any relationship I maintain with them at this point is purely transactional. If they provide an entertaining product, I may consume it in exchange for my time and money. If their on-field product isn't entertaining, they can kick rocks and I'll find my leisure elsewhere on Sunday afternoons.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Tua's gonna have a monster year.

So long as that monster is a zombie operating with minimal brain function and insatiable hunger, we agree.

 

[Brains]

The good news: All that extra weight will help him absorb hits better.

The bad news: With all that extra weight, he won’t be able to move to avoid getting hit and will take even more big hits than before.

Who’s the backup QB?

Mike White