Tomorrow is “One Day, One U” Day

[Big Pimpin Cane]

This thread scores @Big Pimpin Cane. I needed these laughs

For real. I gotta give the props @crossover22[]_[] for getting the jokes started.

 

[crossover22[]_[]]

For real. I gotta give the props @crossover22[]_[] for getting the jokes started.

Id like to thank my wifes ****** cooking for this award!

It means so much to be recognized by you fine gentlemen.

 

[Cane6]

Id like to thank my wifes ****** cooking for this award!

It means so much to be recognized by you fine gentlemen.

And *****, gotta be thankful for *****

 

[Cane6]

And *****, gotta be thankful for *****

Now that I think about it

I bet Blake and Manny could somehow find a way to ruin *****

 

[Big Pimpin Cane]

Now that I think about it

I bet Blake and Manny could somehow find a way to ruin *****

They are *****. Incompetent *****. Ruined.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

It increases nakey time exponentially

It tends to make my wife sleep like a log, too.
And when she wakes up saying her a$$ hurts, I can just tell her she fell in the night.
A rare win/win.

 

[CaneFanWNY]

Now that I think about it

I bet Blake and Manny could somehow find a way to ruin *****

I bet manny has analytical data about properly sucking a tiddy

He probably manages to somehow fvck that process up as well.

 

[caneworld]

Now that I think about it

I bet Blake and Manny could somehow find a way to ruin *****

D'No 's ***** ruined Al Golden... be careful.

 

[Insanecane]

D'No 's ***** ruined Al Golden... be careful.

Mickey Andrew had a pair of solid manboobs during his tenure

 

[JayCane20]

I haven't gotten a call since 2019 when I told them I wasn't donating until changes were made. Also didn't buy season tickets last year because COVID and I wasn't supposed to lose my seats (had them since we started playing in Land Shark Stadium or whatever it was called back then) but they wouldn't let me have them this year because i stopped my donations. Had to sit somewhere else for the first time in 13 years.

Then we lost to MSU and I gave the rest of the season tickets away to a nice guy, his wife, and 2 daughters.. funny story.. they got my tickets for free and didn't even use them the last 2 home games. That's how miserable we are.

 

[Confidence1000]

Giving money to miami is like me buying my wife expensive pots and pans.

Waste of money.

Jesus! We’ll catch Chic-Fil-A or sum buddy

 

[Confidence1000]

Or a treadmill...

Jesus Christ

 

[Confidence1000]

So we are all crystal clear

Yes Lawwwwwwwwd

 

[Confidence1000]

I’m down to try some toilet wine

Jesus

 

[crossover22[]_[]]

Jesus! We’ll catch Chic-Fil-A or sum buddy

Sometimes you want home cookin mane. Good thing cracker barrel is a mile from the crib.

 

[Confidence1000]

Jesus man

 

[Confidence1000]

It tends to make my wife sleep like a log, too.
And when she wakes up saying her a$$ hurts, I can just tell her she fell in the night.
A rare win/win.

Jesus manWell I guess if it’s ur wife it’s not a violation

 

[1mg of Epi]

It increases nakey time exponentially

With the wife? Ugh.

 

[Fluffhead]

I pray I get the call. I think they may have taken me off their lists after a few years of "you are a student volunteer and what I am going to say is above your pay grade, let me speak to a paid employee of the school."

Update - I have not gotten a call, but I did fire off an email to Julio Frenk.

 

[Noahcane]

1k to Herbert Business school, notta to athletics.