@Toledo 9/15 Noon kickoff

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Hey buddy, you ever hear of Bill Engvall? Well here's your sign.
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Yer special, ain't ye?
So it was a dig on your own team. Nice.
 
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I don't get it... This series was scheduled in 2011, and Miami pushed back playing at Toledo in 2015 to this year?

Usually only the weaker P5 teams come to G5 stadiums... The logic could be "we'll play anyone, anywhere, anytime," but that's not how football really works. Ohio State, Michigan, and Alabama aren't going to G5ers...
Teams that have traveled to Toledo since 2000... Pitt, Iowa State, Kansas, Purdue, Colorado, Arizona, Mizzou (ex Toledo coach for 10 years), Iowa State again, and now Miami. That's not really bragging company.

Easy we don’t own our own stadium so we don’t make near as much from home games. So why would we pay a school half a million to play us when we can do a home and home for the free?

Plus it’s in to watch small canvases get their hopes up to be crushed by halftime
 
Easy we don’t own our own stadium so we don’t make near as much from home games. So why would we pay a school half a million to play us when we can do a home and home for the free?

Plus it’s in to watch small canvases get their hopes up to be crushed by halftime
By halftime, lol.
 
By halftime, lol.


Good thing Prism Lubricants is headquartered in Toledo.

You guys might want to put an order in now for a couple of tankers cause you hayseeds are gonna need it!

And as has been mentioned before....keep your fat *** spirit club/dance team out of the way when our unchained savages take the field.

We wouldn't want anyone to feel like they've been raped until after the game is over.
 
Good thing Prism Lubricants is headquartered in Toledo.

You guys might want to put an order in now for a couple of tankers cause you hayseeds are gonna need it!

And as has been mentioned before....keep your fat *** spirit club/dance team out of the way when our unchained savages take the field.

We wouldn't want anyone to feel like they've been raped until after the game is over.
Nice
 
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Soggy response.

Show some ******* spine for fvcks sake. If your team shows as much fire as their fan base does we will have you all run off the field by the end of the 1st.

I'll bite...

"At first it was half time, now 1st quarter? Bold for a team who was down at half at home against the meager Ohio counterparts in 2017."

This will somehow make me the A-hole protagonist now. Shiiiieettttt maaanne.
 
I'll bite...

"At first it was half time, now 1st quarter? Bold for a team who was down at half at home against the meager Ohio counterparts in 2017."

This will somehow make me the A-hole protagonist now. Shiiiieettttt maaanne.


Meager Rockets
 
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Gotta love it. We hang half a hunnit on their asses after a 21 day lay-off and still have to put up with the noise. Imagine if the defense had decided to show up before halftime.

Meh, the halftime analogy is wack. Toledo scored 16 in the first half and 14 in the 2nd half. PIck a half your defense played bad in. It was pretty much equal production throughout. 342 yards and 3 TD's vs. Miami of receiving production is back this season.

We also "scored" 3:35 and went hurry up with no review and ended up settling for a field goal in that first half. About 100 of ya'll on here were pretty relieved we didn't stop and take a peek. Could have would have should have been 20-10 at half.

7:30 left in the 4th quarter Miami 38- Toledo 30. Just so you remember.

Duke 6 points
ND 8 points
BCU 13 points
Syracuse 19 points
UNC 19 points
FSU 20 points
GT 24 points
Pittsburgh 24
Virginia 24 points
Toledo 30 points
Wisconsin 34 points
Clemson 38 points

You can belittle our defense and stadium size as much as you please but we can offense.
 
Meh, the halftime analogy is wack. Toledo scored 16 in the first half and 14 in the 2nd half. PIck a half your defense played bad in. It was pretty much equal production throughout. 342 yards and 3 TD's vs. Miami of receiving production is back this season.

We also "scored" 3:35 and went hurry up with no review and ended up settling for a field goal in that first half. About 100 of ya'll on here were pretty relieved we didn't stop and take a peek. Could have would have should have been 20-10 at half.

7:30 left in the 4th quarter Miami 38- Toledo 30. Just so you remember.

Duke 6 points
ND 8 points
BCU 13 points
Syracuse 19 points
UNC 19 points
FSU 20 points
GT 24 points
Pittsburgh 24
Virginia 24 points
Toledo 30 points
Wisconsin 34 points
Clemson 38 points

You can belittle our defense and stadium size as much as you please but we can offense.

I'll be sure to bump this thread about 1:30 the afternoon of the 15th.
 
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Phil Steele has Toledo with the #4 WR unit in the entire country. They have 3 NFL WRs, as we found out last year, which is absurd for a MAC team.

They'll be breaking in a new QB and mostly new OL though, so we should have no excuse if we cant shut them down.
 
Fūcking idiot could have had his nads blown off, or gone up about a thousand feet with a rocket up his ***.

About what will happen to Toledo in the *** Bowl.
 
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