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That’s right mutha****as and mutha****ettes the Evil Empire is back
It’s a bad ******* day to be a brick wall
I want those syringes the size of paper towel rolls filled to the brim
I want that pile of snow to make people from the Arctic Circle ******* quiver
It’s not just Bench Day…
ITS PLAYOFF BENCH DAYYYYYYY
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It’s been 12 days and 2 hours since the announcement hit
I’ll admit I was not actually watching it
I couldn’t
Faced with the inevitable we would be left out of the playoffs despite beating Notre Dame, FSU, UiF in one season it was going to be a failure
And then it happened…
“Miami is in”
I was standing there picking out my driving tank top before hitting the road when I got the text
Like the first time my 13 year old self saw Christy Canyons fun bags…I had to hold back tears…and some other stuff
We did it
My next reaction?
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My next reaction?
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The next few days were ******* glorious
You could physically hear the legs of their cuck chairs shaking as the racists from Notre Dame and the SEC realized that college football balance had been restored
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A
quick recap of the season:
After a hot start and vaulting to #2 in the rankings with Carson Beck becoming the Heisman favorite and whispers of a rematch with OSU down the road…the inevitable happened
First Louisville and then SMU
I thought we were cooked
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Mario and Co. struggled to right the ship against some bad teams but we started seeing glimpses of just how good this team could be despite some injuries
Then Pitt happened
On the road with the season on the line against a very good ACC opponent
And we blew their ******* doors off
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And now here we are
For the first time in over 20 years Miami has a chance to win a national championship
Up first?
Texas A&M
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“The 12th man”
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Led by this fat Grimace lookin dumbbell shaped ************
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**** em
THIS is why Miami walks into their barn and sends a whole *** message to the college football world
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Now we usually highlight the usual suspects. Bain, Toney, Beck, Mesidor, Thomas etc
Both teams are littered with star talent and it’s going to come down to some next tier players imo
CJ Daniels: In what could go down as the biggest catch in Miami history, he introduced himself to fans with an electrifying critical touchdown (on a terrible Beck decision btw) and he’s continued to deliver highlight plays. Our offense noticeably struggled when he got injured. He’s big, he fast, and like the headliner at Magic City, he was born for the big stage. Much like the A&M yell squad I expect an A&M DB to have nuts dragged completely across the face for a big TD in this one
Moten/Scott: Bain and Mesidor get the hype for good reason. I’ve been pounding the table like a drunk at 3am saying the biggest thing I see right now is these two stepping up (Moten has been great all year). Scott flashes ELITE athleticism for a big man and we will need that against A&Ms ultra athletic offense. Moten told everyone “hold my beer” when it came to the Pitt game. A&Ms OL is overrated because the SEC is overrated. Like an epic cheat meal day…it’s time for these dudes to EAT
Elijah Lofton: yeah I said it. I’ve been highly critical all season but I noticed something over the last few games. Either he’s getting healthy or it’s clicking but Dawson has been almost willing him to get involved. He’s responded. He makes this offense tough to defend. Like an A&M Yell Squad bro at a gloryhole, they’re not sure where the ****** is coming from…but it’s gonna happen
Poyser: Scott and Thomas injuries were devastating but one thing I saw was this young man step the **** up. I don’t know much about playing safety but when you see a safety laying the wood and playing downhill, you know they are confident. Young guys start on their heels like most of Notre Dames cucked fanbase, but when it clicks they go forward. He’s not Scott or Thomas but he’s gonna make a huge play in this one
VERDICT:
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This is it boys. We’ve been waiting for over 20 years for this moment
Sitting there listening to patience while we were getting dog walked by Middle Tennessee
Winning offseason titles only to be let down during the season
Wasting the greatest QB to ever play here
It’s over
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On paper this is a tremendous matchup and challenge. A&M has lots of talent on offense
But ya know what?
I’m not even worried
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College football is the best sport on earth because of what happens that’s NOT on paper
It’s about emotion
It’s about guts and nuts
It’s about big **** energy (no pause)
There’s something to be said for getting over the hump. For getting that monkey off your back. Mario had a tendency of tensing up when games get tight but taking that tremendous weight off of him and Shannon Dawson I truly feel we are going to see our best football moving forward
A&M is trending down and Miami is trending up
We are absolutely FUCCIN FUCCIN
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Good guys 31
Bad guys 17
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