Thoughts From the Bench Press: Stanford

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That’s right bros and broettes it’s THAT time of the week again only this time it’s different

Enough is ******* enough

No more *****ing no more bull****

It’s time to separate the Planet Fitness January gym bros from the ones still putting in work in the Fall after things get tough

It’s mutha****in BENCH DAY

It’s time for everyone to grab those vials and take a handful of your balls and lift em up

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Last week we took one on the chin that would make Julia Ann proud

Sadly it wasn’t surprising at all

1. The Masters
2. Mario dropping an ACC game we should win
3. @DMoney and @bshaw28 debating Mark Walton

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It’s just never ******* easy with this team

Sloppy form. Setting up tripods to record our workouts rather than just getting the job done

Whatever our issue was last week it’s time to nut up with our backs against the wall

I said last week the only team that could beat Miami the rest of the way was Miami

Well Carson Beck and the OL took care of that. They spent the entire Louisville game like Jim Carey in Liar Liar

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The good news is the season is not over

We still control our destiny

We win out and we are in

Let’s ******* go

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THIS is what we need this week in order to right the ship before it crashes permanently

Carson Beck: Don’t rewatch the game. Seriously. I know people are mad at the playcalling, Dawson, the OL etc but the game was still plenty within reach until QB1 decided to go as Kirby Freeman for Halloween. On time and efficient my ***. Bro played that game on Island Time. Stormtroopers from New Hope were laughing about his accuracy. Get it the **** together man

The TE position: Dawson wastes more tight ends than a Christian strip club. Honestly the best recruiter in the country is our TE recruiter. Getting blue chips to come here and be glorified OL is impressive. Lofton sucks. Bauman sucks. At some point we stop using them to cover up our overrated OL and let them be weapons. Schott, Gilbert…someone step up

Toney: @cway313 nailed it last week. The only dog in a cat house. It’s sad how much we are relying on this kid every week. We saw some glimpses of wrinkles. He wanted to throw it a couple times, there was a jet sweep. I’d like to see him get some rest this week though. We can’t keep asking this much from a kid supposed to be in high school

Poyser: Like Bourbon Street on February this kid is really starting to flash. Had some rough spots early in the year (Notre Dame is a tough first assignment) but he’s trusting himself and becoming another playmaker back there. After a sloppy start the defense played pretty well for 50 minutes despite getting put in more uncomfortable positions than an actress in Harvey Weinsteins office. The defense is our salvation


Verdict:

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Funny enough I was gonna use this gif for the “write this down im ****ed” but now with our uniform choice it serves dual roles

Stanford absolutely sucks. They beat FSU which was glorious but this is not a team that can threaten us. That’s the truth. If we let them is the other question

No bull**** let’s just **** these nerds up

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We failed last week plain and simple

We got caught looking in the mirror and admiring our gains and forgot the plates still have weight

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College football can snowball and we can’t have it

Carson Beck needs to take a long look in the mirror (actually don’t do that either) and channel some Mark Wahlberg energy

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This game should be a cake walk and it’s setting up for the dreaded November road schedule

We will win but I’m skeptical we come anywhere near covering the spread

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Good Guys 30
Bad Guys 13


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Laugh out loud good. That's a classic.
 
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the jesus win GIF
 
View attachment 340377

That’s right bros and broettes it’s THAT time of the week again only this time it’s different

Enough is ******* enough

No more *****ing no more bull****

It’s time to separate the Planet Fitness January gym bros from the ones still putting in work in the Fall after things get tough

It’s mutha****in BENCH DAY

It’s time for everyone to grab those vials and take a handful of your balls and lift em up

View attachment 340381

Last week we took one on the chin that would make Julia Ann proud

Sadly it wasn’t surprising at all

1. The Masters
2. Mario dropping an ACC game we should win
3. @DMoney and @bshaw28 debating Mark Walton

View attachment 340379

It’s just never ******* easy with this team

Sloppy form. Setting up tripods to record our workouts rather than just getting the job done

Whatever our issue was last week it’s time to nut up with our backs against the wall

I said last week the only team that could beat Miami the rest of the way was Miami

Well Carson Beck and the OL took care of that. They spent the entire Louisville game like Jim Carey in Liar Liar

View attachment 340383

The good news is the season is not over

We still control our destiny

We win out and we are in

Let’s ******* go

View attachment 340392

THIS is what we need this week in order to right the ship before it crashes permanently

Carson Beck: Don’t rewatch the game. Seriously. I know people are mad at the playcalling, Dawson, the OL etc but the game was still plenty within reach until QB1 decided to go as Kirby Freeman for Halloween. On time and efficient my ***. Bro played that game on Island Time. Stormtroopers from New Hope were laughing about his accuracy. Get it the **** together man

The TE position: Dawson wastes more tight ends than a Christian strip club. Honestly the best recruiter in the country is our TE recruiter. Getting blue chips to come here and be glorified OL is impressive. Lofton sucks. Bauman sucks. At some point we stop using them to cover up our overrated OL and let them be weapons. Schott, Gilbert…someone step up

Toney: @cway313 nailed it last week. The only dog in a cat house. It’s sad how much we are relying on this kid every week. We saw some glimpses of wrinkles. He wanted to throw it a couple times, there was a jet sweep. I’d like to see him get some rest this week though. We can’t keep asking this much from a kid supposed to be in high school

Poyser: Like Bourbon Street on February this kid is really starting to flash. Had some rough spots early in the year (Notre Dame is a tough first assignment) but he’s trusting himself and becoming another playmaker back there. After a sloppy start the defense played pretty well for 50 minutes despite getting put in more uncomfortable positions than an actress in Harvey Weinsteins office. The defense is our salvation


Verdict:

View attachment 340385

Funny enough I was gonna use this gif for the “write this down im ****ed” but now with our uniform choice it serves dual roles

Stanford absolutely sucks. They beat FSU which was glorious but this is not a team that can threaten us. That’s the truth. If we let them is the other question

No bull**** let’s just **** these nerds up

View attachment 340386

We failed last week plain and simple

We got caught looking in the mirror and admiring our gains and forgot the plates still have weight

View attachment 340387

College football can snowball and we can’t have it

Carson Beck needs to take a long look in the mirror (actually don’t do that either) and channel some Mark Wahlberg energy

View attachment 340391

This game should be a cake walk and it’s setting up for the dreaded November road schedule

We will win but I’m skeptical we come anywhere near covering the spread

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Good Guys 30
Bad Guys 13


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If Beck can’t be the trigger man, roll out some crazy Toney in the backfield formations. Let him run, let him pass, let the other QB pass to him out of the backfield. ****…I’d love to see it with Beck as the primary QB.
 
View attachment 340377

That’s right bros and broettes it’s THAT time of the week again only this time it’s different

Enough is ******* enough

No more *****ing no more bull****

It’s time to separate the Planet Fitness January gym bros from the ones still putting in work in the Fall after things get tough

It’s mutha****in BENCH DAY

It’s time for everyone to grab those vials and take a handful of your balls and lift em up

View attachment 340381

Last week we took one on the chin that would make Julia Ann proud

Sadly it wasn’t surprising at all

1. The Masters
2. Mario dropping an ACC game we should win
3. @DMoney and @bshaw28 debating Mark Walton

View attachment 340379

It’s just never ******* easy with this team

Sloppy form. Setting up tripods to record our workouts rather than just getting the job done

Whatever our issue was last week it’s time to nut up with our backs against the wall

I said last week the only team that could beat Miami the rest of the way was Miami

Well Carson Beck and the OL took care of that. They spent the entire Louisville game like Jim Carey in Liar Liar

View attachment 340383

The good news is the season is not over

We still control our destiny

We win out and we are in

Let’s ******* go

View attachment 340392

THIS is what we need this week in order to right the ship before it crashes permanently

Carson Beck: Don’t rewatch the game. Seriously. I know people are mad at the playcalling, Dawson, the OL etc but the game was still plenty within reach until QB1 decided to go as Kirby Freeman for Halloween. On time and efficient my ***. Bro played that game on Island Time. Stormtroopers from New Hope were laughing about his accuracy. Get it the **** together man

The TE position: Dawson wastes more tight ends than a Christian strip club. Honestly the best recruiter in the country is our TE recruiter. Getting blue chips to come here and be glorified OL is impressive. Lofton sucks. Bauman sucks. At some point we stop using them to cover up our overrated OL and let them be weapons. Schott, Gilbert…someone step up

Toney: @cway313 nailed it last week. The only dog in a cat house. It’s sad how much we are relying on this kid every week. We saw some glimpses of wrinkles. He wanted to throw it a couple times, there was a jet sweep. I’d like to see him get some rest this week though. We can’t keep asking this much from a kid supposed to be in high school

Poyser: Like Bourbon Street on February this kid is really starting to flash. Had some rough spots early in the year (Notre Dame is a tough first assignment) but he’s trusting himself and becoming another playmaker back there. After a sloppy start the defense played pretty well for 50 minutes despite getting put in more uncomfortable positions than an actress in Harvey Weinsteins office. The defense is our salvation


Verdict:

View attachment 340385

Funny enough I was gonna use this gif for the “write this down im ****ed” but now with our uniform choice it serves dual roles

Stanford absolutely sucks. They beat FSU which was glorious but this is not a team that can threaten us. That’s the truth. If we let them is the other question

No bull**** let’s just **** these nerds up

View attachment 340386

We failed last week plain and simple

We got caught looking in the mirror and admiring our gains and forgot the plates still have weight

View attachment 340387

College football can snowball and we can’t have it

Carson Beck needs to take a long look in the mirror (actually don’t do that either) and channel some Mark Wahlberg energy

View attachment 340391

This game should be a cake walk and it’s setting up for the dreaded November road schedule

We will win but I’m skeptical we come anywhere near covering the spread

View attachment 340389


Good Guys 30
Bad Guys 13


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Ric Flair Wrestling GIF by WWE
 
View attachment 340377

That’s right bros and broettes it’s THAT time of the week again only this time it’s different

Enough is ******* enough

No more *****ing no more bull****

It’s time to separate the Planet Fitness January gym bros from the ones still putting in work in the Fall after things get tough

It’s mutha****in BENCH DAY

It’s time for everyone to grab those vials and take a handful of your balls and lift em up

View attachment 340381

Last week we took one on the chin that would make Julia Ann proud

Sadly it wasn’t surprising at all

1. The Masters
2. Mario dropping an ACC game we should win
3. @DMoney and @bshaw28 debating Mark Walton

View attachment 340379

It’s just never ******* easy with this team

Sloppy form. Setting up tripods to record our workouts rather than just getting the job done

Whatever our issue was last week it’s time to nut up with our backs against the wall

I said last week the only team that could beat Miami the rest of the way was Miami

Well Carson Beck and the OL took care of that. They spent the entire Louisville game like Jim Carey in Liar Liar

View attachment 340383

The good news is the season is not over

We still control our destiny

We win out and we are in

Let’s ******* go

View attachment 340392

THIS is what we need this week in order to right the ship before it crashes permanently

Carson Beck: Don’t rewatch the game. Seriously. I know people are mad at the playcalling, Dawson, the OL etc but the game was still plenty within reach until QB1 decided to go as Kirby Freeman for Halloween. On time and efficient my ***. Bro played that game on Island Time. Stormtroopers from New Hope were laughing about his accuracy. Get it the **** together man

The TE position: Dawson wastes more tight ends than a Christian strip club. Honestly the best recruiter in the country is our TE recruiter. Getting blue chips to come here and be glorified OL is impressive. Lofton sucks. Bauman sucks. At some point we stop using them to cover up our overrated OL and let them be weapons. Schott, Gilbert…someone step up

Toney: @cway313 nailed it last week. The only dog in a cat house. It’s sad how much we are relying on this kid every week. We saw some glimpses of wrinkles. He wanted to throw it a couple times, there was a jet sweep. I’d like to see him get some rest this week though. We can’t keep asking this much from a kid supposed to be in high school

Poyser: Like Bourbon Street on February this kid is really starting to flash. Had some rough spots early in the year (Notre Dame is a tough first assignment) but he’s trusting himself and becoming another playmaker back there. After a sloppy start the defense played pretty well for 50 minutes despite getting put in more uncomfortable positions than an actress in Harvey Weinsteins office. The defense is our salvation


Verdict:

View attachment 340385

Funny enough I was gonna use this gif for the “write this down im ****ed” but now with our uniform choice it serves dual roles

Stanford absolutely sucks. They beat FSU which was glorious but this is not a team that can threaten us. That’s the truth. If we let them is the other question

No bull**** let’s just **** these nerds up

View attachment 340386

We failed last week plain and simple

We got caught looking in the mirror and admiring our gains and forgot the plates still have weight

View attachment 340387

College football can snowball and we can’t have it

Carson Beck needs to take a long look in the mirror (actually don’t do that either) and channel some Mark Wahlberg energy

View attachment 340391

This game should be a cake walk and it’s setting up for the dreaded November road schedule

We will win but I’m skeptical we come anywhere near covering the spread

View attachment 340389


Good Guys 30
Bad Guys 13


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I wish Mario would cut it loose on Offense in other words in a smart way so if the check down is open hit it. But open up the run game, mix in some off tackle and sweeps not just up middle behind center handoffs. Less predictable, start adjusting to what defenses are doing to us. Utilize our talent better. We can't keep trying to force a square peg in a round hole. Hopefully Trader will get his head on right to put the team first sooner than later. He is too talented to waste. We need to win the last 6 no excuses.
 
I wish Mario would cut it loose on Offense in other words in a smart way so if the check down is open hit it. But open up the run game, mix in some off tackle and sweeps not just up middle behind center handoffs. Less predictable, start adjusting to what defenses are doing to us. Utilize our talent better. We can't keep trying to force a square peg in a round hole. Hopefully Trader will get his head on right to put the team first sooner than later. He is too talented to waste. We need to win the last 6 no excuses.
I think this is getting too much emphasis honestly my man

It’s been a simple formula. Teams try to take away the run so we punish them with the pass. Been happening for two years.

The loss last week wasn’t on the run game or the concepts, it was Carson Beck making TVD look like Joe Montana

There were plays to be made through the air all over the field

Marion literally jumping up and down uncovered on a fly route for 6 waving his arms while Beck threw it into quadruple coverage to Toney was pretty much how the game went (there were actually 3 wide open guys on the play)
 
I think this is getting too much emphasis honestly my man

It’s been a simple formula. Teams try to take away the run so we punish them with the pass. Been happening for two years.

The loss last week wasn’t on the run game or the concepts, it was Carson Beck making TVD look like Joe Montana

There were plays to be made through the air all over the field

Marion literally jumping up and down uncovered on a fly route for 6 waving his arms while Beck threw it into quadruple coverage to Toney was pretty much how the game went (there were actually 3 wide open guys on the play)
What the **** was Beck doing as i think he just had a horrible game or else he has making bad reads for whateve reason. He seemed to be better in past at using his checkdowns and making smarter reads.
 
What the **** was Beck doing as i think he just had a horrible game or else he has making bad reads for whateve reason. He seemed to be better in past at using his checkdowns and making smarter reads.
Yeah honestly I didn’t know a ton about Beck when we got him. I had seen him a few times and wasn’t really all that impressed but clearly he was welcomed when it looked like we were headed towards Nickel/Emory

The FSU game we made them pay for trying to take away the run. It was there again against Louisville and honestly it’s how every team is gonna play us the rest of the year

I’m not suggesting we shouldn’t mix it up in the run game at least a little bit of course but the run game calls are taking a lot of heat that would have been completely avoided if Beck just at least plays a decent game

I’m genuinely concerned about QB1 but still leaning towards optimistic he will play better down the stretch. At least until Pitt where I think there’s some potential issues they have on defense but that’s for another day
 
I’ll be genuinely concerned about this team if a) Stanford scores more than 10 points and b) we don’t cover.

I’m not worried yet. 45-10 we roll
Pretty close

First half looked like it would lean more towards my score prediction

I thought the first half would be rough just because it’s a common theme with teams around the country after losses. Bit of shock. Less confidence etc

Stanford coming off a nice win it kinda set up for a goofy beginning to me but thought we would pull away
 
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Pretty close

First half looked like it would lean more towards my score prediction

I thought the first half would be rough just because it’s a common theme with teams around the country after losses. Bit of shock. Less confidence etc

Stanford coming off a nice win it kinda set up for a goofy beginning to me but thought we would pull away
Yeah I gotta say, we covered, and they only scored 7…. But I’m very concerned lol
 
Yeah I gotta say, we covered, and they only scored 7…. But I’m very concerned lol
That’s what I was laughing about as well. We both commented on the “look” thing and it literally is like well ****…we covered and held them to under 10…why am I still concerned?

College football man
 
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I think this is getting too much emphasis honestly my man

It’s been a simple formula. Teams try to take away the run so we punish them with the pass. Been happening for two years.

The loss last week wasn’t on the run game or the concepts, it was Carson Beck making TVD look like Joe Montana

There were plays to be made through the air all over the field

Marion literally jumping up and down uncovered on a fly route for 6 waving his arms while Beck threw it into quadruple coverage to Toney was pretty much how the game went (there were actually 3 wide open guys on the play)
I think the majority of the level headed and reasonable people on this board should have this perspective. Literally if Beck hits Marion on that go that he missed for the second INT we probably cover against Louisville.

The style we play makes misses big because we limit possessions. Even last night we ran up and down the field in the first half and we just kept coming up a **** hair short with the bro ball short yardage calls in opponent territory. They had one drive and did literally jack **** the res of the game. Stanford had 3 actual possessions in the first half.

As far as the run game. Looked like we did run a few more off tackle plays and mixed it up a bit but didn’t have much success there. I think Brockermeyer is a weak link and in short yardage any call we have can’t put him one on one, especially against a true nose. Probably why we run so much duo. That’s on Dawson, Mirabal, and Beck to scheme around and make sure that Brockermeyer isn’t one on one in short yardage situations.

The interior runs are what sets up everything else. The whole point of them is that all our shot plays look similar and when we have success on that action it’s because we have pounded it into the center of the line relentlessly. Beck has to hit when they dial up the shot plays.

Dawson needs to get in his bag a bit more, prove he can anticipate how teams will play his tendencies. Ultimately we went 5 games dictating to other teams how the game will be played and pounded them into the dirt. Against Louisville they jumped out to a bit of a lead and we fumble ****ed around for 3 quarters and never really got them on their heels or got a chance to wear them down. That’s mostly on Beck reverting to hero ball and losing patience and confidence in what we do.
 
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