Thoughts From the Bench Press: SMU

They could be missing up to 4 starters on offense tomorrow, not including players like Jennings and Chris Johnson, who probably shouldn’t be playing but will give it a go. Then they should be down a few others on defense.

No excuses to not cover imo, if we are who we say we are.
 
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Awesome as always brother!
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It’s that time of the week again mutha****as and muth****ettes!

Ifs time to fill up that syringe and grip a buttcheek harder than an offensive tackle holding on to Bain for dear life

It’s time to spread enough snow to make the weather channel drop what they’re doing and head to Miami

It’s mother****ing BENCH DAYYYYY

Today may be Halloween but every Miami Hurricane fan knows the real scary season begins on November 1st

November

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Once again Miami has started off strong (to varying degrees) but after each win we’ve been looking out into the backyard knowing something was looming

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No more tricks, no more treats…it’s time to get ******* serious

This is what all the reps in June meant

I will admit this one is lighter on jokes than most because frankly our backs are against the wall and ******* around time is over

The most important stretch in Miami this side of Tootsies

Like the big ****y heroine (maybe a Mario joke?) in any scary movie it’s time to flip the script on the boogeyman


First victim?

A fitting one

SMU

In the Halloween movies, Michael Meyers systematically tries to kill off his family members. Whelp look no further than the other sideline. Plenty of old Canes still lurking. Last year those castoffs played for the ACC title under our old OC while we sat home

I’ll spare some of the more graphic gifs but

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It’s their Homecoming game and I’ve heard about how rowdy the crowd will get

All 30k of them

To be honest you’d get a bigger crowd in Texas by opening a new Bucees

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THIS is why we finally start exorcising those November demons, beginning with SMU

Bain: If Michael Meyers played football he’d be Bain. Superhuman strength. No emotion. Endless motor. You can run from him the entire movie but he’s going to keep showing up. He will get the kill eventually. We’ve handled mobile QBs pretty well this year because of him on the edge. I expect this to continue

Lightfoot: If Slenderman played DE he’d be Lightfoot. Terrifying bend and scary talent when deployed correctly. Yeah he could add some weight but he’s more niche at the moment and plenty capable. If predicting a sack/FF in this one

Mesidor: If Jason Voorhies were a DE he’d be Mesidor. The board has killed him off so many times but he keeps getting rebooted (that’s a foot injury joke). He’s very similar to Bain just with more mileage. Somehow someway he always pops up outta nowhere to deliver the kill shot

Malachi Toney: If Art the Clown were a WR he’d be Toney. Is he supernatural? Is he a real human being? No one knows the true mythos. He may be new to the scene but he’s no less terrifying. Every game he seems to up the ante with doing absolutely disgusting things to a defense. I expect him to make us go “that’s sickening” a few more times AND ACTUALLY HOUSE A PUNT THIS WEEK

Beck: If M Night Shamalamalama was a college QB he’d be Carson Beck. He follows up absolute gems with pure flops seemingly out of nowhere. Every time he drops back to pass it’s like walking into the movie theater not knowing if you’re there for Sixth Sense or The Happening. Dude just get the ball to Bruce Willis (Toney) and let it rip


Verdict:

It’s November. It’s the road.

Watching Miami this time of the year can feel a bit like rhis:

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We need a young priest and an old priest

It’s time for a fresh reboot

SMU presents some challenges on offense and defense and I expect Rhett Lashlee to throw everything in the playbook at us. It might be tight at the beginning if the offense can’t set the tone

After not trailing the entire season we’ve now gone behind in 3 straight games

We are meant to be a front running team and watching us try and battle back from behind on offense has been scarier than that farmhouse scene in The Conjuring

Much like Saw X I think this game won’t be perfect but will put us back on track

Take a lesson from Jamie Lee Curtis:

Survive and advance

Sorry November

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Oh and since we went with a theme here I didn’t get any 80s **** references in so just google Dominique Simone and thank me later


Good Guys 27
Bad Guys 17

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Always a classic. My go to Friday read to start the weekend. Excellent work.
 
They could be missing up to 4 starters on offense tomorrow, not including players like Jennings and Chris Johnson, who probably shouldn’t be playing but will give it a go. Then they should be down a few others on defense.

No excuses to not cover imo, if we are who we say we are.
I rely on people like you for actual analysis while I just ingest more stimulants and blurt out random ****

Appreciate it brotha
 
I didn’t see it

Honestly I haven’t watched SMU at all this year so I’m going in blind but these games still just feel like it’s more about us than the opponent
Yep thats what i was sayin we need to dominate these teams **** go watch the first 10 min on the condensed game both teams are awful! SMU is especially bad up front Wake dominated them. They just did not look good bro we should beat them worse then Stanford tbh
 
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View attachment 341384

It’s that time of the week again mutha****as and muth****ettes!

Ifs time to fill up that syringe and grip a buttcheek harder than an offensive tackle holding on to Bain for dear life

It’s time to spread enough snow to make the weather channel drop what they’re doing and head to Miami

It’s mother****ing BENCH DAYYYYY

Today may be Halloween but every Miami Hurricane fan knows the real scary season begins on November 1st

November

View attachment 341386

Once again Miami has started off strong (to varying degrees) but after each win we’ve been looking out into the backyard knowing something was looming

View attachment 341387

No more tricks, no more treats…it’s time to get ******* serious

This is what all the reps in June meant

I will admit this one is lighter on jokes than most because frankly our backs are against the wall and ******* around time is over

The most important stretch in Miami this side of Tootsies

Like the big ****y heroine (maybe a Mario joke?) in any scary movie it’s time to flip the script on the boogeyman


First victim?

A fitting one

SMU

In the Halloween movies, Michael Meyers systematically tries to kill off his family members. Whelp look no further than the other sideline. Plenty of old Canes still lurking. Last year those castoffs played for the ACC title under our old OC while we sat home

I’ll spare some of the more graphic gifs but

View attachment 341399

It’s their Homecoming game and I’ve heard about how rowdy the crowd will get

All 30k of them

To be honest you’d get a bigger crowd in Texas by opening a new Bucees

View attachment 341390

THIS is why we finally start exorcising those November demons, beginning with SMU

Bain: If Michael Meyers played football he’d be Bain. Superhuman strength. No emotion. Endless motor. You can run from him the entire movie but he’s going to keep showing up. He will get the kill eventually. We’ve handled mobile QBs pretty well this year because of him on the edge. I expect this to continue

Lightfoot: If Slenderman played DE he’d be Lightfoot. Terrifying bend and scary talent when deployed correctly. Yeah he could add some weight but he’s more niche at the moment and plenty capable. If predicting a sack/FF in this one

Mesidor: If Jason Voorhies were a DE he’d be Mesidor. The board has killed him off so many times but he keeps getting rebooted (that’s a foot injury joke). He’s very similar to Bain just with more mileage. Somehow someway he always pops up outta nowhere to deliver the kill shot

Malachi Toney: If Art the Clown were a WR he’d be Toney. Is he supernatural? Is he a real human being? No one knows the true mythos. He may be new to the scene but he’s no less terrifying. Every game he seems to up the ante with doing absolutely disgusting things to a defense. I expect him to make us go “that’s sickening” a few more times AND ACTUALLY HOUSE A PUNT THIS WEEK

Beck: If M Night Shamalamalama was a college QB he’d be Carson Beck. He follows up absolute gems with pure flops seemingly out of nowhere. Every time he drops back to pass it’s like walking into the movie theater not knowing if you’re there for Sixth Sense or The Happening. Dude just get the ball to Bruce Willis (Toney) and let it rip


Verdict:

It’s November. It’s the road.

Watching Miami this time of the year can feel a bit like rhis:

View attachment 341393

We need a young priest and an old priest

It’s time for a fresh reboot

SMU presents some challenges on offense and defense and I expect Rhett Lashlee to throw everything in the playbook at us. It might be tight at the beginning if the offense can’t set the tone

After not trailing the entire season we’ve now gone behind in 3 straight games

We are meant to be a front running team and watching us try and battle back from behind on offense has been scarier than that farmhouse scene in The Conjuring

Much like Saw X I think this game won’t be perfect but will put us back on track

Take a lesson from Jamie Lee Curtis:

Survive and advance

Sorry November

View attachment 341400

Oh and since we went with a theme here I didn’t get any 80s **** references in so just google Dominique Simone and thank me later


Good Guys 27
Bad Guys 17

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The juggernaut that dropped 12 points on Wake Forest last week despite 5 Wake turnovers?

My dear and longtime CIS friend, you know that the transitive property doesn't apply to football.

Wake had "trap game" written all over it for SMU. They were flatter than a pancake without baking soda. They scored zero points on all those turnovers. You cannot possibly expect Lashlee's offense to be that pathetic two weeks in a row, at home.

I don't think they'll put 45 on us like they did Baylor, or 35 like they did vs. Clemson. But Lashlee's going to use Brohm's playbook and I expect he'll produce something.
 
My dear and longtime CIS friend, you know that the transitive property doesn't apply to football.

Wake had "trap game" written all over it for SMU. They were flatter than a pancake without baking soda. They scored zero points on all those turnovers. You cannot possibly expect Lashlee's offense to be that pathetic two weeks in a row, at home.

I don't think they'll put 45 on us like they did Baylor, or 35 like they did vs. Clemson. But Lashlee's going to use Brohm's playbook and I expect he'll produce something.
I’m with you. I think we see another offense empty the clip on us. It’s why I expect it a little tough sledding early on and then hopefully we take care of business. Tough to get a good handle on this team at the moment.
 
I’m with you. I think we see another offense empty the clip on us. It’s why I expect it a little tough sledding early on and then hopefully we take care of business. Tough to get a good handle on this team at the moment.

My half-glass-full view is that the pressure on Dawson to open up the playbook is too great for him not to. Beck handled FSU just fine before Dawson put the team in the coital position. He'll handle SMU's DBs just fine, too. And SMU's DTs are just good enough Dawson will have to design horizontal plays that stretch the field including run plays. So we'll finally see some innovation when running the ball.

Play to dominate and we'll dominate. Play not to lose and we'll lose.
 
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My half-glass-full view is that the pressure on Dawson to open up the playbook is too great for him not to. Beck handled FSU just fine before Dawson put the team in the coital position. He'll handle SMU's DBs just fine, too. And SMU's DTs are just good enough Dawson will have to design horizontal plays that stretch the field including run plays. So we'll finally see some innovation when running the ball.

Play to dominate and we'll dominate. Play not to lose and we'll lose.
My exact thoughts but will he is the question?? I went back and watched our first games this year and had a different view of this team. We were riding high going into Louisville game but all the signs were there. And still are nothing has changed. Were not going to be a playoff team running the ball up the middle like we have been a good team will shut it down. We need a 3rd receiver to step up too i like Moore and Marion but we need more. I like our Defense think were good there offense has to step up and its coaching more than personel
 
My half-glass-full view is that the pressure on Dawson to open up the playbook is too great for him not to. Beck handled FSU just fine before Dawson put the team in the coital position. He'll handle SMU's DBs just fine, too. And SMU's DTs are just good enough Dawson will have to design horizontal plays that stretch the field including run plays. So we'll finally see some innovation when running the ball.

Play to dominate and we'll dominate. Play not to lose and we'll lose.
I could see an FSU type first three quarters

I said before the differences between the FSU and Ville games actually weren’t all that big Beck just didn’t get the job done against Ville

We will see which version of him we get
 
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