Thoughts From the Bench Press: Ole Miss

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That’s right you sick twisted mofos and mofoettes we are digging DEEEEPPP this time of year

All the nose bleeds

All the heart palpitations

All worth it

Pin it to win it baby

So slap that vein like it ate the big piece of chicken and line that snow up like The Plow King of Springfield and bury your face in it faster than Tempest Storms *** before the bouncer sees

It’s mother****in BENCCCHHH DAAAAYYYYYYY!

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The Miami Hurricanes find themselves two wins from glory

Last week we added another notch to the belt

Notre Dame. Florida. Florida State. Virginia Tech

Ohio State

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All week long we heard about Ohio States defense

“The most dominant defense in two decades”

Here’s a quote from PJ Fleck one of CiS brief golden boys when he won some game for some **** school and people here got horny like the first time they saw a boob

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Bain/Mesidor/Scott/Thomas:

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OSU wasn’t even the most dominant defense in the ******* game

From the opening series it was completely obvious we were the tougher, more physical, more “**** you” team on the field

Ryan Day was exposed as the fraud play caller he has always been

The bully was bullied

Nuff said

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So who is next?

Apparently some elite offense that’s been beating up on overrated overhyped trash SEC defenses

#2 statistically in the country

Dual threat QB getting alllll the hype right now because they beat up an overrated UGA program

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Listen man I’m sure he’s good

I’m sure Ole Miss is a good offense

But to quote the late great Eazy E:

“Pranksters. Studio gangsters. Busters…

But this time you’re dealing with some real mother****ers”

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Quick Ole Miss trivia

Q: How do you circumcise an Ole Miss fan?

A: Kick his sister in the chin

We all clowned Texas A&M relentlessly for their spirit squad **** but Ole Miss might actually be worse

THIS IS A REAL CHANT

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Meanwhile at Miami:

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Also real is Redneck Horseshoes

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THIS is why we roll into Glendale and stop another bull**** narrative

Carson Beck: The only QB being discussed by the media this week is the young man at Ole Miss. He’s a good player for sure. Maybe it’s because Beck is already rich and successful and popular, but people seem to forget that a year ago he wasn’t sure he’d ever be able to play football again. He’s had mostly ups this year with a few blips, but in typical Miami fashion, while the other guys get the hype our guys will be the ones that do the talking on the field. Last week we didn’t light up the stat sheet but Beck broke down OSUs elite defense with the type of clean, surgical precision that would make The Ice Truck Killer proud

Mark Fletcher Jr: I don’t have any funny pop culture jokes or one liners or **** references here. I’m not much of a religious man but what I do have faith in is that Fletcher will win a national championship before he leaves Miami. The only word that comes to mind for me is “undeniable”. Every championship team has their moment when the team becomes more than a team. When he went to Malachi Toney on the sideline after the fumble, and then carried the team on his back, I knew that was our turning point

3 and 4: This is hands down the best DE combination in the country and in my opinion the best defensive end duo we have ever seen at Miami. Enjoy every snap. Whether Mesidor is splitting triple teams with ease like Abella Danger, or Bain is channeling his Michael Meyers unstoppable vibes, there is not a single thing you can focus on as an offense other than just hoping and praying every down. Batman and Robin. Tango and Cash. Amber and Ginger Lynn. Steroids and Cocaine. There is no better duo than these two

Keionte Scott: The Human Jump Scare. The Boogeyman. Ironic that our fans can’t remember to put an “i” in his name because the dude willingly puts his life on the line every play for his teammates. Call this dude Expo because he’s the Eraser. Trinidad Chambliss doesn’t turn the ball over and makes good smart athletic decisions. Yeah right buddy. I remember hearing how Julian Sayin doesn’t turn the ball over until he started seeing The Boogeyman on the field. Next thing you know you’re seeing 0 everywhere and I expect Chambliss to start running for his life

Keelan Marion: There’s no doubt Toney and CJ Daniels are our two best receivers. It’s not close. Quietly this kid has emerged as a reliable 3rd down target. He has elite speed but he’s not exactly the type of track start burner deep ball threat. I’m not gonna elaborate but I’ve seen Dawson work some sets with Toney/Fletcher/Lofton that might leave the middle of the field open for Marion to take a 12-15 yard pass to the house


VERDICT:

“Don’t stand on the tracks when the train is coming through”

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If there’s one word I would use to describe the Miami Hurricanes it would be:

AURA

For 20 years we tried to pin hopes and false titles on guys that just weren’t up to the task

Until Cam Ward reminded us what AURA looks like

You cant describe it. You just know it when you see it.

I see it

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PFF analysis and stats and all that stuff is nice entertainment but the moment we were given our rightful spot in the playoffs I had a quiet confidence that it would put this team and coaching staff over the hump

They can deny it all they want but there’s a pressure to finally being the team that brings Miami “back”

Whether it was truly rat poison or trying too hard or just a combination of expectations and tension, we took a step back

That’s over now

The confidence we have at the moment at every position but also every single coach is what makes championship teams

I thought Dawson buckled a little bit against A&M trying to prove too much. He bounced back with likely his cleanest most well balanced attack of the entire season against by far the best defense he faced

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Ole Miss is a fun story and a good football team but I’ve never been more confident that the championship is ours to lose

Ole Miss just happens to be in our way

Curl up with that Confederate Flag blanket, rednecks…

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Good Guys 27
Bad Guys 17

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That was entertaining!!!!
 
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This hits DIFFERENT when you know whats comin in the next few weeks.



Letting this team's run wash over me like the tide. I know what's comin, and so do you.

There was a calm in me when the Ohio State game kicked off that almost shocked me

Didn’t even really have nerves was just excited really

This team is undeniable. Fletcher, Toney, Beck, Scott, Bain, Mesidor, Thomas etc etc

Someone is going to have to take it away from that group and I don’t think anyone is going to be able to do it

We legit are built different
 
There was a calm in me when the Ohio State game kicked off that almost shocked me

Didn’t even really have nerves was just excited really

This team is undeniable. Fletcher, Toney, Beck, Scott, Bain, Mesidor, Thomas etc etc

Someone is going to have to take it away from that group and I don’t think anyone is going to be able to do it

We legit are built different
Preach!!!!!!!
 
There was a calm in me when the Ohio State game kicked off that almost shocked me

Didn’t even really have nerves was just excited really

This team is undeniable. Fletcher, Toney, Beck, Scott, Bain, Mesidor, Thomas etc etc

Someone is going to have to take it away from that group and I don’t think anyone is going to be able to do it

We legit are built different
Get the humidor set for peak freshness for 12 days from now, mi hermano.

And a little tip from one of the GOATs...



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There was a calm in me when the Ohio State game kicked off that almost shocked me

Didn’t even really have nerves was just excited really

This team is undeniable. Fletcher, Toney, Beck, Scott, Bain, Mesidor, Thomas etc etc

Someone is going to have to take it away from that group and I don’t think anyone is going to be able to do it

We legit are built different
Really weird. I felt the same way. It is literally the first game that I could watch every play in peace. I'm usually a basket case.
 
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That’s right you sick twisted mofos and mofoettes we are digging DEEEEPPP this time of year

All the nose bleeds

All the heart palpitations

All worth it

Pin it to win it baby

So slap that vein like it ate the big piece of chicken and line that snow up like The Plow King of Springfield and bury your face in it faster than Tempest Storms *** before the bouncer sees

It’s mother****in BENCCCHHH DAAAAYYYYYYY!

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The Miami Hurricanes find themselves two wins from glory

Last week we added another notch to the belt

Notre Dame. Florida. Florida State. Virginia Tech

Ohio State

View attachment 350586

All week long we heard about Ohio States defense

“The most dominant defense in two decades”

Here’s a quote from PJ Fleck one of CiS brief golden boys when he won some game for some **** school and people here got horny like the first time they saw a boob

View attachment 350591

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Bain/Mesidor/Scott/Thomas:

View attachment 350589

OSU wasn’t even the most dominant defense in the ******* game

From the opening series it was completely obvious we were the tougher, more physical, more “**** you” team on the field

Ryan Day was exposed as the fraud play caller he has always been

The bully was bullied

Nuff said

View attachment 350590

So who is next?

Apparently some elite offense that’s been beating up on overrated overhyped trash SEC defenses

#2 statistically in the country

Dual threat QB getting alllll the hype right now because they beat up an overrated UGA program

View attachment 350594

Listen man I’m sure he’s good

I’m sure Ole Miss is a good offense

But to quote the late great Eazy E:

“Pranksters. Studio gangsters. Busters…

But this time you’re dealing with some real mother****ers”

View attachment 350596

Quick Ole Miss trivia

Q: How do you circumcise an Ole Miss fan?

A: Kick his sister in the chin

We all clowned Texas A&M relentlessly for their spirit squad **** but Ole Miss might actually be worse

THIS IS A REAL CHANT

View attachment 350558

View attachment 350561

Meanwhile at Miami:

View attachment 350559
View attachment 350560

Also real is Redneck Horseshoes

View attachment 350566

THIS is why we roll into Glendale and stop another bull**** narrative

Carson Beck: The only QB being discussed by the media this week is the young man at Ole Miss. He’s a good player for sure. Maybe it’s because Beck is already rich and successful and popular, but people seem to forget that a year ago he wasn’t sure he’d ever be able to play football again. He’s had mostly ups this year with a few blips, but in typical Miami fashion, while the other guys get the hype our guys will be the ones that do the talking on the field. Last week we didn’t light up the stat sheet but Beck broke down OSUs elite defense with the type of clean, surgical precision that would make The Ice Truck Killer proud

Mark Fletcher Jr: I don’t have any funny pop culture jokes or one liners or **** references here. I’m not much of a religious man but what I do have faith in is that Fletcher will win a national championship before he leaves Miami. The only word that comes to mind for me is “undeniable”. Every championship team has their moment when the team becomes more than a team. When he went to Malachi Toney on the sideline after the fumble, and then carried the team on his back, I knew that was our turning point

3 and 4: This is hands down the best DE combination in the country and in my opinion the best defensive end duo we have ever seen at Miami. Enjoy every snap. Whether Mesidor is splitting triple teams with ease like Abella Danger, or Bain is channeling his Michael Meyers unstoppable vibes, there is not a single thing you can focus on as an offense other than just hoping and praying every down. Batman and Robin. Tango and Cash. Amber and Ginger Lynn. Steroids and Cocaine. There is no better duo than these two

Keionte Scott: The Human Jump Scare. The Boogeyman. Ironic that our fans can’t remember to put an “i” in his name because the dude willingly puts his life on the line every play for his teammates. Call this dude Expo because he’s the Eraser. Trinidad Chambliss doesn’t turn the ball over and makes good smart athletic decisions. Yeah right buddy. I remember hearing how Julian Sayin doesn’t turn the ball over until he started seeing The Boogeyman on the field. Next thing you know you’re seeing 0 everywhere and I expect Chambliss to start running for his life

Keelan Marion: There’s no doubt Toney and CJ Daniels are our two best receivers. It’s not close. Quietly this kid has emerged as a reliable 3rd down target. He has elite speed but he’s not exactly the type of track start burner deep ball threat. I’m not gonna elaborate but I’ve seen Dawson work some sets with Toney/Fletcher/Lofton that might leave the middle of the field open for Marion to take a 12-15 yard pass to the house


VERDICT:

“Don’t stand on the tracks when the train is coming through”

View attachment 350613

If there’s one word I would use to describe the Miami Hurricanes it would be:

AURA

For 20 years we tried to pin hopes and false titles on guys that just weren’t up to the task

Until Cam Ward reminded us what AURA looks like

You cant describe it. You just know it when you see it.

I see it

View attachment 350614

PFF analysis and stats and all that stuff is nice entertainment but the moment we were given our rightful spot in the playoffs I had a quiet confidence that it would put this team and coaching staff over the hump

They can deny it all they want but there’s a pressure to finally being the team that brings Miami “back”

Whether it was truly rat poison or trying too hard or just a combination of expectations and tension, we took a step back

That’s over now

The confidence we have at the moment at every position but also every single coach is what makes championship teams

I thought Dawson buckled a little bit against A&M trying to prove too much. He bounced back with likely his cleanest most well balanced attack of the entire season against by far the best defense he faced

View attachment 350616

Ole Miss is a fun story and a good football team but I’ve never been more confident that the championship is ours to lose

Ole Miss just happens to be in our way

Curl up with that Confederate Flag blanket, rednecks…

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Good Guys 27
Bad Guys 17

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Good post. We just cant get too overconfident as anything can happen. I think we will win too but I am taking nothing for granted. The last 20+ years has me cherishing every moment of success in this playoff round robin.

I like the Canes also 27-23.

Go Canes!
 
Good post. We just cant get too overconfident as anything can happen. I think we will win too but I am taking nothing for granted. The last 20+ years has me cherishing every moment of success in this playoff round robin.

I like the Canes also 27-23.

Go Canes!
We’re almost at 24 hours. Get the soft **** out of here. We’re about to steam roll this team.
 
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Really weird. I felt the same way. It is literally the first game that I could watch every play in peace. I'm usually a basket case.
Probably why some people are stressing this game

I get it. If UGA won they just line up and try to bully you

We would MAUL UGA in a street fight. Ole Miss doesn’t want that smoke so they’ll try and get us off the spot

They’ll get some but I just see too much leadership and experience on the defense to let it get away
 
There was a calm in me when the Ohio State game kicked off that almost shocked me

Didn’t even really have nerves was just excited really

This team is undeniable. Fletcher, Toney, Beck, Scott, Bain, Mesidor, Thomas etc etc

Someone is going to have to take it away from that group and I don’t think anyone is going to be able to do it

We legit are built different
This is the feeling we all had in 2001.

I’ve had this feeling again all season. Started back in August. Told my husband after fall camp that I was scared because I had that feeling again and I didn’t want to get my hopes up.
 
LFG. I’m usually cynical because of my 20 years of spousal abuse with this team but I’m feeling like the offense drops 31 and we win by 7.
 
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