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That’s right my bros and broettes
Ain’t no **** pop tarts in the toaster
Ain’t no Meineke car parts or pinstripe unis
It’s strippers and cocaine and steroids and the motherfuggin PLAYOFF BENCCCCHHH DAAAYYYYY
So grab that buttcheek and your syringe and stab that ************ like Michael Meyers when he sees someone from his family
Last week our Miami Hurricanes pulled off a goal line stand that will go down in history
For two weeks we listened to how good Texas A&M was on offense. Their 27 month pregnant coach and their offensive line with their smug **** faces and smirks got owned in their own barn
The D was put in more awkward positions more often than a kid losing his virginity on prom night
With Overtime on the road staring us in the face, Heatherman and company dialed up a play for the ages
A few seconds later with Mesidor and Blount collapsing the line and Chase Smith sinking into coverage, Marcel Reed panicked and threw a desperate pass…with Bryce Taylor Reed waiting in the wings
So what’s next?
OHIO STATE
The greatest defense in 10-20 years
Last week we heard all about that kid…uhh…
The All American from A&M…**** can’t remember his name because they never said it
Bain to “what’s his name”:
(Mo Toure celebration)
I’m not going to get into the history between Ohio State and Miami
It just doesn’t ******* matter anymore
It became a rallying cry for a program that was down bad wishing they were still relevant
That’s done now
Ohio State has a great team and great players but we are Miami
Celebrities. Billionaires. Rappers. Swag. Culture.
What does Ohio State have for groupies?
Look at this fat thumb headed ****
Shoved his head so far up Day’s *** it ended up like an accordion and the ************ got no neck now
Meanwhile at Miami we got this guy
Ohio State is the huge favorite in this one but THIS is why we shock the world and let em know A&M was no fluke
Bain: Social media has distorted too many brains. The ability to say whatever you want whenever you want. This kid is a true throwback though. All he does is keep his head down and let his play do the talking. Right now Aventus Aretino is somewhere in Skyrim summoning the Dark Mother to take care of Julian Sayin. Bain is the one that’s on the way to take care of it
Keionte Scott: Caleb Downs is a great player. Not sure where his mythos started but the best player in either secondary in this game is Keionte. He’s a big play waiting to happen on every single down. He’s the human equivalent of a “jump scare”. Just when you think you’re safe, out pops the Boogeyman. Expect another huge game changing play in this one
Trader: Afroman wanted to add him to his newest song “I was gonna score a TD but then I got high”. Well we need TDs in this one. It’s gonna be tough sledding with OSU focused on Toney and the run game, and the entire world focused on Jeremiah Smith and Miami much like The Dark Knight I expect the Joker to upstage the main character Batman in this one. Watch him
Elijah Lofton: Look someone has to make a big play. Anyone. Much like a fluffer at a gangbang they’re all gonna be doing the dirty work that makes the show go on. OSUs front 7 (8 with Downs) is incredibly athletic. We are going to need to get creative and I like what I’ve seen from Lofton over the last few games. Sneak one in
Carter Davis: one thing about that “game that will not be mentioned” is the clutch kick Todd Sievers made. If we won that would go down in history as one of those moments. Davis flat out sucked last week (the wind mostly) but I expect him to bounce back and make a critical kick or two
VERDICT:
Games are not played on paper for a reason
Guts and nuts
Momentum
Playing for the jersey next to you
THAT is what Miami football is about right now
I’ve read all the analysis. I’ve seen the stats and PFF reports and film reviews
**** em
We are winning this game because we are winning the whole ******* thing
We are winning it all because it is the world being put back into balance after 20+ years of SEC and BIG bull****
We are winning the whole ******* thing because this team does not quit and does not lay down for anyone
We are winning the whole ******* thing because we want it more than anyone else
Good guys 17
Bad guys 13
