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Thoughts From the Bench Press: NCST

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Damiencane86 said:
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Me watching the UVA game last week
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2/3 of this graphic represents the last 20 years. Well, actually, the last 20 years have more resembled the domestic violence cycle, in which after I treat my wife badly, throw **** at the TV, and swear I'm never watching another game, a week later I find myself doing it again.
 
JOE'CANE said:
TVD always seems to play well against NC State hopefully thats the case 2mrw. I also don't mind a conservative game plan. If we don't turn the ball over we win, it's that simple this sat.
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I agree. I feel like we’ve gone too conservative, perhaps trying to protect TVD, which seems to be having the opposite effect

TVD is more of a gunslinger so we’ve got a bit of a conflicting philosophy
 
Dawson shouldn't be absolved. He better have his best game plan this week - put the check downs in a place the QB can use them. Use the TE and WR -they can catch....

JG, run the right route. Colbie, catch the **** ball.

WHERE's THE CREATIVE OFFENSE WE SAW FOR A& M ?
 
Hoyacane1620 said:
Dawson shouldn't be absolved. He better have his best game plan this week - put the check downs in a place the QB can use them. Use the TE and WR -they can catch....

JG, run the right route. Colbie, catch the **** ball.

WHERE's THE CREATIVE OFFENSE WE SAW FOR A& M ?
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Lots of blame to go round. OL is the only consistent performer.
 
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DTP said:
You see the run blocking against UVA and UNC? Nobody gets a pass
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I know the stats said differently but it felt like UNC was consistently collapsing the pocket on passing plays too. I was shocked. Led to some bad TVD throws even if the stat sites weren’t counting things as pressures or whatever
 
JHallCanes said:
I know the stats said differently but it felt like UNC was consistently collapsing the pocket on passing plays too. I was shocked. Led to some bad TVD throws even if the stat sites weren’t counting things as pressures or whatever
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That was by far their worst game of the year. They couldn’t run block against A&M or UVA but they protected well. UNC somehow manhandled our OL
 
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JHallCanes said:
*WINDOWS SHATTERING

“Bah Gwad! ITS JHALLS MUSIC!”

It’s time to put down that soy milk and pick up those TREN shakes…we got some **** to discuss mother****ers!

If last week were a meme it would be this:

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I’m not one to mince words…the **** was rough

We finally got into LIV and then we grabbed a glass of water and chewed on ice until 3am and found the bachelorette party straggler with the broken heel and the smeared mascara. Yeah we ****ed…but we would prefer no one know about it

Well it’s a new week and a new challenge and we can right the ship by going on the road and disrespecting the city of Raleigh, NC the epicenter of the Confederate Army during the Civil War

Well guess what pussies, General Reuben Sherman Bain is on his way, and you better lock your ****** doors

Here’s why we win:

Tyler Van Dyke: I’m not gonna bull****…that was the ugliest QB performance I’ve seen since Kirnobyl, ironically against NCST. If I could describe TVDs season in one movie it would be Me, Myself, and Irene. I don’t know what will happen but what I know we NEED is Big **** Energy Hank throwing lasers with one arm, and twirling his baby arm like Billy the Kid. This game is a crossroads for him and his future here. Cmon kid.

Dawson: He must feel like he’s been trying to teach ancient philosophy to a miniature poodle lately. Nothing seems to be sinking in. I do not absolve the coach, if anything the pressure is on him even more. This dude better be playing with a Ouija board this week and channeling his inner Hannibal Barca. We ****** need it.

Mark Fletcher: the running back room is a real ***** to evaluate. I’ve got no idea who can play or who will. What I do know is this guy is the biggest threat on the team if he’s healthy. I look for a TD from him after he pulls a Fred Astaire on NCST safety in the middle of the field

Bane: Forget The Shape from Halloween. All you’re gonna hear is some heavy breathing and then the lights go out

Branson Deen: I don’t want to overplay his ability but adding another disruptive element to Bain and LT gives us another force up front and we need as much as we can get. Like the pickles on a perfect Cuban Sandwich, his presence goes a long way

James Williams: NCST force feeds their freshman WR more than John Holmes did unhinging jaws in the 70s. But much like John, that approach can only last so long before it flops for good. Look for James Williams to let this kid know, before, during, after, on his way to his mommas car after the game, next year, at his graduation, at every one of his future kids birthdays etc

Verdict:

The Canes are in must win territory. If there’s a fanbase that disrespects a 6-2 team more than ours does, I would need to see it

We aren’t a pretty team, but we are a tough team. Much like Tyson Fury, this team doesn’t have abs, but it’s got enough juice and enough balls to win games like this now

Good Guys 27
Bad Guys. 17

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Great piece and use of memes. However we’re going to need a ruling or further clarification how Raleigh was the epicenter of the confederacy please
 
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Always look forward to these 💪
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Fawk_U Haters said:
Great piece and use of memes. However we’re going to need a tuning or further clarification how Raleigh was the epicenter of the confederacy please
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It was a main supply depot and hospital site. They produced clothes for the confederacy. It was home to some of the successions most powerful governors (Ellis/Clark/Vance) and has been called the center of the confederate power

Revenge Of The Nerds 80S GIF
 
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Hoyacane1620 said:
Dawson shouldn't be absolved. He better have his best game plan this week - put the check downs in a place the QB can use them. Use the TE and WR -they can catch....

JG, run the right route. Colbie, catch the **** ball.

WHERE's THE CREATIVE OFFENSE WE SAW FOR A& M ?
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No doubt

TVD is struggling but when we are doing too many mental gymnastics to push blame elsewhere we should know better

I think Dawson is a good coach personally so let’s get this **** turned around
 
JHallCanes said:
*WINDOWS SHATTERING

“Bah Gwad! ITS JHALLS MUSIC!”

It’s time to put down that soy milk and pick up those TREN shakes…we got some **** to discuss mother****ers!

If last week were a meme it would be this:

View attachment 264032

I’m not one to mince words…the **** was rough

We finally got into LIV and then we grabbed a glass of water and chewed on ice until 3am and found the bachelorette party straggler with the broken heel and the smeared mascara. Yeah we ****ed…but we would prefer no one know about it

Well it’s a new week and a new challenge and we can right the ship by going on the road and disrespecting the city of Raleigh, NC the epicenter of the Confederate Army during the Civil War

Well guess what pussies, General Reuben Sherman Bain is on his way, and you better lock your ****** doors

Here’s why we win:

Tyler Van Dyke: I’m not gonna bull****…that was the ugliest QB performance I’ve seen since Kirnobyl, ironically against NCST. If I could describe TVDs season in one movie it would be Me, Myself, and Irene. I don’t know what will happen but what I know we NEED is Big **** Energy Hank throwing lasers with one arm, and twirling his baby arm like Billy the Kid. This game is a crossroads for him and his future here. Cmon kid.

Dawson: He must feel like he’s been trying to teach ancient philosophy to a miniature poodle lately. Nothing seems to be sinking in. I do not absolve the coach, if anything the pressure is on him even more. This dude better be playing with a Ouija board this week and channeling his inner Hannibal Barca. We ****** need it.

Mark Fletcher: the running back room is a real ***** to evaluate. I’ve got no idea who can play or who will. What I do know is this guy is the biggest threat on the team if he’s healthy. I look for a TD from him after he pulls a Fred Astaire on NCST safety in the middle of the field

Bane: Forget The Shape from Halloween. All you’re gonna hear is some heavy breathing and then the lights go out

Branson Deen: I don’t want to overplay his ability but adding another disruptive element to Bain and LT gives us another force up front and we need as much as we can get. Like the pickles on a perfect Cuban Sandwich, his presence goes a long way

James Williams: NCST force feeds their freshman WR more than John Holmes did unhinging jaws in the 70s. But much like John, that approach can only last so long before it flops for good. Look for James Williams to let this kid know, before, during, after, on his way to his mommas car after the game, next year, at his graduation, at every one of his future kids birthdays etc

Verdict:

The Canes are in must win territory. If there’s a fanbase that disrespects a 6-2 team more than ours does, I would need to see it

We aren’t a pretty team, but we are a tough team. Much like Tyson Fury, this team doesn’t have abs, but it’s got enough juice and enough balls to win games like this now

Good Guys 27
Bad Guys. 17

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I saw you as stone cold Steve Austin when I read the glass shattering lmao
 
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