Thoughts From the Bench Press: Brigham Young Episcopal

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Too early?……
 
In Cincy do y'all just go syringe picking at the Skyline parking lot in matching prison jumpers?
Ok now that I got the obligatory return insult out of the way, I’m not really from Cincinnati. As I’ve mentioned before, BigDikDaddy doesn’t rhyme with the city I grew up in. I’ve spent a little time in/around Cincinnati for biz trips. It’s not far off from what you described. However I always thought it was grey and depressing more than anything else. If you’re into checking out chitholes, go to Portland. I was there a few weeks ago for biz. Mrs. BigDik had enough after about half a day and told me “get me the F outta here.” She’s a lot classier than I am, so for her to use that language said a lot. We actually did see syringes….and ****. Lots of ****. Don’t know if it was human, dog or some other animal, but it was most definitely ****.
 
Ok now that I got the obligatory return insult out of the way, I’m not really from Cincinnati. As I’ve mentioned before, BigDikDaddy doesn’t rhyme with the city I grew up in. I’ve spent a little time in/around Cincinnati for biz trips. It’s not far off from what you described. However I always thought it was grey and depressing more than anything else. If you’re into checking out chitholes, go to Portland. I was there a few weeks ago for biz. Mrs. BigDik had enough after about half a day and told me “get me the F outta here.” She’s a lot classier than I am, so for her to use that language said a lot. We actually did see syringes….and ****. Lots of ****. Don’t know if it was human, dog or some other animal, but it was most definitely ****.
Cincy sucks. Portland sucks. Seattle really sucks. Omaha is strangely better than all three.
 
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I’ve been to Omaha. Sloooooooiiwest town I’ve ever visited. I’ve been to Seattle also. I’ll take Seattle 1000x over Portland. Milwaukee of all places was kinda cool.
Heard Milwaukee is a very cool place. I’m about to visit the other Portland (Maine) in a couple of weeks with the family.
 
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