Thoughts From the Bench Press: Brigham Young Episcopal II

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Now that the alcohol fueled *****ing about “terrible wins” has worn off the board I feel like now’s the time to take a brief step back and soak it all in

We’ve been blasting but now it’s time for a cruise week which can be just as important for gains

Like the first time you saw a chick take her top off in front of you…let’s just freeze this moment in time

5-0

Wins over the holy trinity of hatred (for me)

Notre Dame
Florida
FSU

And of course South Florida just for good measure

Never forget

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No matter how it happened, no matter what concerns people have, the only team that can take away these accomplishments right now is The Miami Hurricanes

We’ve had good starts before but it always felt like we were riding the storm a little bit kinda waiting for the wave to hit

There was always the Alabamas, the Georgias, the Clemsons, the OSUs out there lurking if we ever got over our skis. We could win games in the ACC but we were never even close to their level talent wise

Well that’s all different now

It’s time to lock the **** in and handle ACC business the way we should

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Let’s take a look back at some of the MVPs of the first leg of the season:

Carter Davis: speaking of legs…where would we be without this dude? We paid All **** Name Team kicker Bert Auburn to be the guy and he was trash.

Seriously take a good look at this kid and tell me that was a good idea:

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In steps…Carter Davis? Dude drilled one of the most clutch field goals in Miami history against Notre Dame in terrible conditions. His touchbacks on kickoffs have been a godsend. As my boy @rsa coral gables has pointed out many times, our snapper is routinely trying to **** us over. No problem says Mr. Davis

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Malachi Toney: Obvious. I knew he was good. **** I didn’t push back when people claimed he was better than X. What I was concerned about could we replace the leadership of Cam and X? Beck, Toney, and CJ look like they’ve been best friends for 20 years and we haven’t missed a beat as far as chemistry. Toney has been the single most important player on the offense as far as what he brings to every single situation on the field

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Mesidor: Bain has been the best player in the country regardless of position. That’s a given. It would be easy to say well other guys will have success because of all the attention on Bain. Yeah it helps, but that’s not really what’s happening. Mes is destroying double teams, setting edges, sniffing out QB runs and screens with the best of them. It’s truly remarkable what we are witnessing from these two DEs against arguably the best competition in the country

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So what’s next? The bye week with a chance to get some guys healthy and work on some little things

I feel like after this stretch the message from the fans to the team would be something like this

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I’m thinking the same thing most of you are. PTSD from blowing seasons against inferior ACC opponents. The November road schedule.

Truth is this **** really is different

Imagine walking into the defensive team room and thinking you’re gonna half *** it with this guy watching you?

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Nah man. This team is destined for big things. There’s no smoke and mirrors. No massive weaknesses.

We just can’t lose our edge

Every morning I want our guys getting out of bed with the Rocky IV mentality. Every team we face from here on out is trying to ruin their lives.

They’re trying to take away the very thing these players have worked their asses off for. Are we really gonna let some ****boy hicks from Kentucky take it away?

Fran Brown? We gonna let him take it away?

Pat Narduzzis ***** ***? Really? He’s gonna take it from us??

**** no

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And for good measure…

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And for good good measure…

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Bruh, it's brigham young episcopal.. there should have been a lot more under the spoiler. I'm bored and I'm heading to planet fitness.. which means the bar so I can fit dis beer into my gullet.
 
Bruh, it's brigham young episcopal.. there should have been a lot more under the spoiler. I'm bored and I'm heading to planet fitness.. which means the bar so I can fit dis beer into my gullet.
That’s fair. Doing the spoiler tags from the phone is a ***** trying to post lots of NSFW gifs

But no excuses play like a champion
 
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DC Corey Hetherman has been the single biggest reason for the Miami Hurricanes turnaround. Yes players matter but Hetherman has fit the program like a fitted glove bringing intensity, physicality, adapted to the players skillset with his scheme, etc and it shows. Its like a completely new Miami Defense out there. It's a great sight to see.
 
DC Corey Hetherman has been the single biggest reason for the Miami Hurricanes turnaround. Yes players matter but Hetherman has fit the program like a fitted glove bringing intensity, physicality, adapted to the players skillset with his scheme, etc and it shows. Its like a completely new Miami Defense out there. It's a great sight to see.
It’s early so I understand people pumping the brakes especially after the Guidry receipts

But I was already a fan from his Minnesota days. Seeing how Toure, Thomas, and Scott have fit in after what I suspect was his specific recruitments is extremely impressive
 
DC Corey Hetherman has been the single biggest reason for the Miami Hurricanes turnaround. Yes players matter but Hetherman has fit the program like a fitted glove bringing intensity, physicality, adapted to the players skillset with his scheme, etc and it shows. Its like a completely new Miami Defense out there. It's a great sight to see.
He looks like a madman and I love it.
 
Whatever happened to the porster who did nothing but talk **** about Bain and how lazy he was last year?
 
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Whatever happened to the porster who did nothing but talk **** about Bain and how lazy he was last year?
Some Mandela Effect **** going on

I spent a little bit of time trying to find receipts earlier this year and came up mostly empty

But I **** sure remember it happening
 
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Now that the alcohol fueled *****ing about “terrible wins” has worn off the board I feel like now’s the time to take a brief step back and soak it all in

We’ve been blasting but now it’s time for a cruise week which can be just as important for gains

Like the first time you saw a chick take her top off in front of you…let’s just freeze this moment in time

5-0

Wins over the holy trinity of hatred (for me)

Notre Dame
Florida
FSU

And of course South Florida just for good measure

Never forget

View attachment 339081

No matter how it happened, no matter what concerns people have, the only team that can take away these accomplishments right now is The Miami Hurricanes

We’ve had good starts before but it always felt like we were riding the storm a little bit kinda waiting for the wave to hit

There was always the Alabamas, the Georgias, the Clemsons, the OSUs out there lurking if we ever got over our skis. We could win games in the ACC but we were never even close to their level talent wise

Well that’s all different now

It’s time to lock the **** in and handle ACC business the way we should

View attachment 339091


Let’s take a look back at some of the MVPs of the first leg of the season:

Carter Davis: speaking of legs…where would we be without this dude? We paid All **** Name Team kicker Bert Auburn to be the guy and he was trash.

Seriously take a good look at this kid and tell me that was a good idea:

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In steps…Carter Davis? Dude drilled one of the most clutch field goals in Miami history against Notre Dame in terrible conditions. His touchbacks on kickoffs have been a godsend. As my boy @rsa coral gables has pointed out many times, our snapper is routinely trying to **** us over. No problem says Mr. Davis

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Malachi Toney: Obvious. I knew he was good. **** I didn’t push back when people claimed he was better than X. What I was concerned about could we replace the leadership of Cam and X? Beck, Toney, and CJ look like they’ve been best friends for 20 years and we haven’t missed a beat as far as chemistry. Toney has been the single most important player on the offense as far as what he brings to every single situation on the field

View attachment 339083

Mesidor: Bain has been the best player in the country regardless of position. That’s a given. It would be easy to say well other guys will have success because of all the attention on Bain. Yeah it helps, but that’s not really what’s happening. Mes is destroying double teams, setting edges, sniffing out QB runs and screens with the best of them. It’s truly remarkable what we are witnessing from these two DEs against arguably the best competition in the country

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So what’s next? The bye week with a chance to get some guys healthy and work on some little things

I feel like after this stretch the message from the fans to the team would be something like this

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I’m thinking the same thing most of you are. PTSD from blowing seasons against inferior ACC opponents. The November road schedule.

Truth is this **** really is different

Imagine walking into the defensive team room and thinking you’re gonna half *** it with this guy watching you?

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Nah man. This team is destined for big things. There’s no smoke and mirrors. No massive weaknesses.

We just can’t lose our edge

Every morning I want our guys getting out of bed with the Rocky IV mentality. Every team we face from here on out is trying to ruin their lives.

They’re trying to take away the very thing these players have worked their asses off for. Are we really gonna let some ****boy hicks from Kentucky take it away?

Fran Brown? We gonna let him take it away?

Pat Narduzzis ***** ***? Really? He’s gonna take it from us??

**** no

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And for good measure…

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And for good good measure…

You had me at...

Like the first time you saw a chick take her top off in front of you…let’s just freeze this moment in time

I just talked about this with a buddy of mine. Nailed it once again!
 
You had me at...

Like the first time you saw a chick take her top off in front of you…let’s just freeze this moment in time

I just talked about this with a buddy of mine. Nailed it once again!
Definitely some people here like

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Then again they probably don’t read these threads to begin with
 
Some Mandela Effect **** going on

I spent a little bit of time trying to find receipts earlier this year and came up mostly empty

But I **** sure remember it happening
Wouldn’t be the first guy to delete his posts
 
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