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Thoughts From the Bench Press: Bethune Cookman

flips said:
Appreciate you doing this - and delivering gold like "should be Cooked Man" - for this dog **** game.

Let's hope Nickel and other frosh show out so we can spend the next week arguing that 21 starters (Toney will always start, woulda been 20 but we already benched Lofton) should be benched for the kiddos
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Yeah these games are not the easiest to get hype for unfortunately but there’s some things here and there. I would love to see Nickel but I have this weird feeling it will be Emory and then maybe Judd at the end
 
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I've been taking a pre with actual deer antler in it...

I feel like I hook bethune up and we got ourselfs a ball game.
 
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Damiencane86 said:
We finally get to see Chance Robinson yay 🙌
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Still kind of insane that Toney and Josh Moore were out there balling against Notre Dame in their first game ever. @DMoney made a lot of comments about Moore sorta undercover where I was like oh this kid is serious.

But I’d also like to see Chance and Ny Carr get involved in this one
 
Sandman211 said:
Good stuff as always man! Really looking forward to see our backups run a game. We finally have depth, so let the starters rest after the 1st qtr.
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Thank you sir! It’s fun for us especially if you follow recruiting closely to see the names you’ve been keeping tabs on even with the portal

Feels like we get better experience in practice so I still hate these types of games but hopefully everyone stays healthy and gets some reps
 
JHallCanes said:
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Breathe that **** in muthafukkas and muthafukkettes

There’s no better preworkout on the planet than a nice tall glass of Irish Tears

It’s a short week and it’s BENCH PRESS DAY BABAAAYYYYY

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Notre Dame. Our ******* once again.

I don’t know about yall but after that game my lady looked like Frodo trapped by Shelob in Return of the King

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Breakout performances from Malachi Toney, CJ Daniels, Justin Scott, Mesidor etc

I caught a glimpse of Bain walking around campus this week

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Now unfortunately this was only one game. We know we didn’t play perfectly. There were some tough spots for the defense. Bottom line we got the win by bullying the bully and our weak spots held up against the best team we will face all season.

So it’s time to turn the page.

It’s difficult to turn the page for this one though

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Bethune Cookman is next

Ugh

Should just be “Cooked Man”

Last year we argued endlessly about “meaningless” games

I ******* HATE these games. They are literally meaningless for us.

Games like this are essentially Chest Day at Planet Fitness

Not a single gain to be made and only an injury because of some broccoli haired wanna be leaving **** in your way is possible

Even worse Mario doesn’t like to embarrass these teams. No clue why. If a team is gonna tattoo Golden Casino on their backs for a payday they deserve to be embarrassed.

**** em.

Get in. Beat their ***. Get the **** out unscathed.

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Playing Bethune is like leaving the club with a she beast at 3am

It’s gonna take some extra Cialis to get up for it but sometimes you gotta just get in the work

But here’s WHY we will win:

We show up: the game is already over and nothing good can come from this. Only bad.

But here’s some youngins I hope to see for various reasons:

Hayden Lowe: If Mike O’Hearn were a college DE he’d probably be Hayden Lowe. Built in a lab I’m still not sure the kid isn’t AI generated. I expect at least one “omfg” moment as he wrecks some poor OL from BC

Cam Pruitt: I remember the first time I saw someone’s soul snatched. It was Heather from IDeepthroat that did it. Now clearly we aren’t talking the same **** here but I fully expect to see Cam snatch someone’s life force on Saturday

Gerard Pringle: I saw a video once of a crackhead high on PCP evading about 37 cops trying to catch him on foot. That’s how I see Pringle in this game. Not sure how good our backup OL will be but Pringle will be making dudes miss and break one for his first TD

Josh Moore: seeing Toney and Moore out there was amazing. Not only did they belong against the best secondary we will see all season, they actually played well. With CJ Daniels on the bench I expect Josh to hangtime drag nuts across a BC defender on his way to his first TD as well


Verdict:

Stay healthy and get home for mommas cooking

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Good Guys: 137
Whatever: a couple because of some annoying pop belly QB

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Miami has been playing football with HBCU teams for a very long time. Yes, both teams know what the outcome will be ahead of time. So what? There is a reason behind this and it's not just finding an opponent to run up a score on. The financial aspect for the HBCU's helps them with a nice payout.
Sure, we will probably win. But that's no reason to disparage them.
 
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cane1963 said:
Miami has been playing football with HBCU teams for a very long time. Yes, both teams know what the outcome will be ahead of time. So what? There is a reason behind this and it's not just finding an opponent to run up a score on. The financial aspect for the HBCU's helps them with a nice payout.
Sure, we will probably win. But that's no reason to disparage them.
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Shut up *****
 
Back and biceps today. Focus on heavy lifting and few reps with tons of weight.

Oh the game? Yeah I'm not staying up for Bethune Cookman. Y'all enjoy yourselves.
 
Bender said:
Back and biceps today. Focus on heavy lifting and few reps with tons of weight.

Oh the game? Yeah I'm not staying up for Bethune Cookman. Y'all enjoy yourselves.
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Wasn’t even thinking the ND game musta been what 1AM for you? Had to be a **** of a breakfast
 
JHallCanes said:
Wasn’t even thinking the ND game musta been what 1AM for you? Had to be a **** of a breakfast
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1:30. Slept an hour before and about four hours afterwards. Slept another two during the day.

For your quality of life, it's about as bad as it can get. Whoops.
 
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