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Breathe that **** in muthafukkas and muthafukkettes
There’s no better preworkout on the planet than a nice tall glass of Irish Tears
It’s a short week and it’s BENCH PRESS DAY BABAAAYYYYY
Notre Dame. Our ******* once again.
I don’t know about yall but after that game my lady looked like Frodo trapped by Shelob in Return of the King
Breakout performances from Malachi Toney, CJ Daniels, Justin Scott, Mesidor etc
I caught a glimpse of Bain walking around campus this week
Now unfortunately this was only one game. We know we didn’t play perfectly. There were some tough spots for the defense. Bottom line we got the win by bullying the bully and our weak spots held up against the best team we will face all season.
So it’s time to turn the page.
It’s difficult to turn the page for this one though
Bethune Cookman is next
Ugh
Should just be “Cooked Man”
Last year we argued endlessly about “meaningless” games
I ******* HATE these games. They are literally meaningless for us.
Games like this are essentially Chest Day at Planet Fitness
Not a single gain to be made and only an injury because of some broccoli haired wanna be leaving **** in your way is possible
Even worse Mario doesn’t like to embarrass these teams. No clue why. If a team is gonna tattoo Golden Casino on their backs for a payday they deserve to be embarrassed.
**** em.
Get in. Beat their ***. Get the **** out unscathed.
Playing Bethune is like leaving the club with a she beast at 3am
It’s gonna take some extra Cialis to get up for it but sometimes you gotta just get in the work
But here’s WHY we will win:
We show up: the game is already over and nothing good can come from this. Only bad.
But here’s some youngins I hope to see for various reasons:
Hayden Lowe: If Mike O’Hearn were a college DE he’d probably be Hayden Lowe. Built in a lab I’m still not sure the kid isn’t AI generated. I expect at least one “omfg” moment as he wrecks some poor OL from BC
Cam Pruitt: I remember the first time I saw someone’s soul snatched. It was Heather from IDeepthroat that did it. Now clearly we aren’t talking the same **** here but I fully expect to see Cam snatch someone’s life force on Saturday
Gerard Pringle: I saw a video once of a crackhead high on PCP evading about 37 cops trying to catch him on foot. That’s how I see Pringle in this game. Not sure how good our backup OL will be but Pringle will be making dudes miss and break one for his first TD
Josh Moore: seeing Toney and Moore out there was amazing. Not only did they belong against the best secondary we will see all season, they actually played well. With CJ Daniels on the bench I expect Josh to hangtime drag nuts across a BC defender on his way to his first TD as well
Verdict:
Stay healthy and get home for mommas cooking
Good Guys: 137
Whatever: a couple because of some annoying pop belly QB
baby don't hurt me 
