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Thoughts From the Bench Press: Ball State

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JHallCanes said:
The slogan written on the crest is: “One of my best friends is black”

Imagine you got a degree hanging on your wall and it just says: Ball State

Our “Ball State” is gonna be dragging across their foreheads

Truth be told I haven’t scouted Ball State at all. I know it’s located in Indiana (ironic that Ball State is located in the taint of America) so lemme take a crack at this blind:

I don’t know who the coach of Ball State is but I’m guessing he’s the type of guy that doesn’t realize his wife wearing hoop earrings and high heels to her personal training sessions is a red flag
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These are just a few of the super highlights from this post. The bolded line made me glad I had no liquids in my mouth.

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Also, the Christy Canyon reference was outstanding.
 
"I expect a lot of players named Flynn and Kyle and weird spellings of common names by white parents that have way too much time on their hands. I guarantee the black players on the team have white names as well. No random hyphens or apostrophes or capital letters."

We gotta be careful, our QB is named Cameron.
 
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OP, Wow, wow, wow...you definitely posses the right "Old school" smelling salts :hh9beelfgeoezuwg.jpg: You've got me all huffed up for this game, can't wait for the encore! Btw, does mentioning "Balls" and "Indiana" in the same breath elevate me in your book from "raisin balls" status to unpitted olives? I'm eager.
 
ICANEDOIT said:
"I expect a lot of players named Flynn and Kyle and weird spellings of common names by white parents that have way too much time on their hands. I guarantee the black players on the team have white names as well. No random hyphens or apostrophes or capital letters."

We gotta be careful, our QB is named Cameron.
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We are safe as long as Syncere Sampson is on the roster
 
Famous Ball State alumni:

Stedman Graham
David Letterman
John Schnatter
Bernie Parmalee
Bonzi Wells
 
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TwentySix said:
Said it in another thread this week but I agree. After watching Ball State I think FAMU beats them on a neutral field.
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Pop belly Richardson has some game to him

I don’t wanna dismiss this freshman BALLSt has until I see him, but yeah he made some plays against us that were GUTsy
 
JHallCanes said:
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Happy Friday my Canes brothers and brotherettes!

Our beloved Canes are smack dab in the middle of that stretch of the year where we just kinda hang on for dear life and pray no one gets hurt. It would be easy for us fans to kinda sit back and bring that low energy

You’ve probably spent the last week reading our feminine shouldered low T fans tell everyone that will listen how scared they are. You can hear the sound of their little raisin balls shriveling up with the thought of playing superpowers like USF, VT, Cal etc

**** that

If yall are gonna sit there flicking your stubby little doorstep ****s holding your beer guts out of the way talking about “our guys better be focused!” then you better be doing your god**** part

Grab a vial, chop a line, give the wife a nice crisp slap across the *** and let’s get down to ******* time

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The Canes are 2-0 and now sit at #10 in the country after a thorough beat down of the best football team in Tallahassee. It wasn’t as crisp as the UiF game, but the talent on this team is crazy obvious

It’s not a perfect team but if you’ve got a QB, WR, OL, and DE…you can do some absolute damage

People are taking notice. The recruits are calling us. The hatred people have been harboring for us for decades is starting to leak out

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The next stop on our March to the Playoffs is just one big Pause of a university:

Ball State

Fun fact: Muncie, IN proudly calls itself “The Birmingham of the North”

The slogan written on the crest is: “One of my best friends is black”

Imagine you got a degree hanging on your wall and it just says: Ball State

Our “Ball State” is gonna be dragging across their foreheads

My current “Ball State” is full of synthetic Chinese “herbals”

Truth be told I haven’t scouted Ball State at all. I know it’s located in Indiana (ironic that Ball State is located in the taint of America) so lemme take a crack at this blind:

1. Lunch pail types
2. High motor
3. Well coached
4. Gritty
5. QB makes good decisions

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I expect a lot of players named Flynn and Kyle and weird spellings of common names by white parents that have way too much time on their hands. I guarantee the black players on the team have white names as well. No random hyphens or apostrophes or capital letters.

Pussies

I don’t know who the coach of Ball State is but I’m guessing he’s the type of guy that doesn’t realize his wife wearing hoop earrings and high heels to her personal training sessions is a red flag

Ball State may as well be Miami of Ohio from last year it’s all the same

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Truth is, this game is about us anyway.

Glorified practices where we work on situations and getting the young cats up to speed for when the injuries strike. I’m sure BALLSt will put up a fight but it ain’t about them

Here’s why we ROLLLLLLL

Cam Ward: I could highlight this kid every week. Our team will go as far as Cam takes us. In college football, every week is a test. All games are possible to lose if we don’t prepare. Guys like Cam leading the way and setting the tone are the difference. Cam is Robin Williams and our fans are Will Hunting. It’s not your fault…but I’m here now

X: God willing he will leave here the most decorated WR in Miami history. He calls himself The Thermostat and that’s the **** we’ve been missing for years. “Match me”. Just like the Reaper Heart in Mass Effect, this is one of our key War Assets

Markell Bell: I’m gonna be real this is the one thing I’m genuinely concerned about with this team. We’ve already had more missed games by starting OL than all of last year combined. No one on the team outside Cam may be as valuable as Jalen Rivers (given depth at the spot). I’m hoping Bell was just thinking too much last week and he shows dominance in this one

Tyler Baron: arguably the 2nd best player the portal gave us this year. He’s been a one man wrecking machine the likes we haven’t seen since John Holmes started plowing vag that resembled an abandoned baseball field. Seeing a freshman QB on the other side of the field is probably how John felt the first time he laid eyes on a young Christy Canyon. Its gonna be bad.

The talent on this team…

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Verdict:

Miami has some key injuries we are still working through. Bain, Rivers, Brown etc fact is we can’t afford anymore as we get into the tougher part of our schedule.

We are facing a scrappy (white) team but we just have too much leadership on this squad. Cam, X, Barrow, Baron etc

They will be overwhelmed with talent and heart

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Good Guys 38
Bad Guys 10

(Don’t get hung up on the score… there’s a method to my madness here we are testing)

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I looked at BSU's roster just to check one of your predictions, and surely enough: they have a Bodie, an Aidan, a Kadin, an Aydin, Braedon, Caden (Johnson), Jayden, Hayden, and Caden (Britton), and half of these guys are black (but not Bodie, of course).
 
CaneBear0207 said:
I looked at BSU's roster just to check one of your predictions, and surely enough: they have a Bodie, an Aidan, a Kadin, an Aydin, Braedon, Caden (Johnson), Jayden, Hayden, and Caden (Britton), and half of these guys are black (but not Bodie, of course).
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