This thing is scary

[tyroil smoochie-wallace]

The News and the Governor are making it seem like this storm is what the **** Mayans predicted in 2012. We are not Louisiana, we are not Haiti, we arent the bahamas, we arent Jamaica. This storm will cause flooding and may **** up some houses but the ONLY WAY PEOPLE DIE IS IF THEY ARE BEING DUMB F*CKS! so just relax, board up your house if needed and ride it out

^This

 

[RVACane]

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If I'm off ok, but at a first quick glance, does this weather map look similar to the rainbow flag?

 

[bmorecane]

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Anyone that takes this as a joke has never been through one. Be safe fam.

I've been through 20 of these, and I've been ridiculing the fear mongering since it started.

Right off the bat, they were squealing about the 389 mph winds. Yet, every time they put up a graphic with the wind readings near the storm they'd be 25 mph or less.

Local weather dude John Morales was actually honest about the **** a couple hours ago, and Jackie Nespral almost lynched him. The minute he broke some honest news that it's going to miss South Florida and only produce some minimal gusts and rain, they cut immediately to the Haitians floating down the river of mud to get that fear level back up.

You're an absolute idiot. Obviously you didn't live through Andrew or you wouldn't be downplaying 140-150 mi/hr winds.

 

[Ibis Wingz]

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Anyone that takes this as a joke has never been through one. Be safe fam.

I've been through 20 of these, and I've been ridiculing the fear mongering since it started.

Right off the bat, they were squealing about the 389 mph winds. Yet, every time they put up a graphic with the wind readings near the storm they'd be 25 mph or less.

Local weather dude John Morales was actually honest about the **** a couple hours ago, and Jackie Nespral almost lynched him. The minute he broke some honest news that it's going to miss South Florida and only produce some minimal gusts and rain, they cut immediately to the Haitians floating down the river of mud to get that fear level back up.

You're an absolute idiot. Obviously you didn't live through Andrew or you wouldn't make light of 140-150 mi/hr winds.

He lived on Brickell or in Kendall at the time of Andrew, Inspector Clouseau.

I've been here since 1992 and lived across from UM at University Inn Condominiums at the time of Andrew. Like [MENTION=4841]The Franchise[/MENTION], I've been through a lot of these storms as well, and there has been a lot more hype by the people in the media than actual effects from the storms. This is like the boy who cried wolf, in that it's getting harder to take the warnings seriously with each passing buildup to the monumental storm to be followed by a less-than-commensurate wind event.

 

[cflacane2]

The News and the Governor are making it seem like this storm is what the **** Mayans predicted in 2012. We are not Louisiana, we are not Haiti, we arent the bahamas, we arent Jamaica. This storm will cause flooding and may **** up some houses but the ONLY WAY PEOPLE DIE IS IF THEY ARE BEING DUMB F*CKS! so just relax, board up your house if needed and ride it out

The people who live on merrit island/cocoa beach/kennedy space center are going to get decimated. They're only 4 ft above sea level. That whole island could be under 5ft+ of storm surge water, not flooding...storm surge. It will uproot homes if that happens. . Were not talking about a small island with a subdivision. There's 35k people who live there. I fish there every weekend and my family lives 20 minutes from there.

 

[insaneinthecanes]

The News and the Governor are making it seem like this storm is what the **** Mayans predicted in 2012. We are not Louisiana, we are not Haiti, we arent the bahamas, we arent Jamaica. This storm will cause flooding and may **** up some houses but the ONLY WAY PEOPLE DIE IS IF THEY ARE BEING DUMB F*CKS! so just relax, board up your house if needed and ride it out

The people who live on merrit island/cocoa beach/kennedy space center are going to get decimated. They're only 4 ft above sea level. That whole island could be under 5ft+ of storm surge water, not flooding...storm surge. It will uproot homes if that happens. . Were not talking about a small island with a subdivision. There's 35k people who live there. I fish there every weekend and my family lives 20 minutes from there.

I grew up on Merritt Island and the folks in that neck of the woods are going to be fine.

Go Canes!!

 

[Canesfan12]

The News and the Governor are making it seem like this storm is what the **** Mayans predicted in 2012. We are not Louisiana, we are not Haiti, we arent the bahamas, we arent Jamaica. This storm will cause flooding and may **** up some houses but the ONLY WAY PEOPLE DIE IS IF THEY ARE BEING DUMB F*CKS! so just relax, board up your house if needed and ride it out

The people who live on merrit island/cocoa beach/kennedy space center are going to get decimated. They're only 4 ft above sea level. That whole island could be under 5ft+ of storm surge water, not flooding...storm surge. It will uproot homes if that happens. . Were not talking about a small island with a subdivision. There's 35k people who live there. I fish there every weekend and my family lives 20 minutes from there.

and guess what.. all those people are most likely in the "evacuation zone" if they dont evacuate and get hurt then they fall under the dumb f*uck category. sorry!

 

[The Franchise]

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Anyone that takes this as a joke has never been through one. Be safe fam.

I've been through 20 of these, and I've been ridiculing the fear mongering since it started.

Right off the bat, they were squealing about the 389 mph winds. Yet, every time they put up a graphic with the wind readings near the storm they'd be 25 mph or less.

Local weather dude John Morales was actually honest about the **** a couple hours ago, and Jackie Nespral almost lynched him. The minute he broke some honest news that it's going to miss South Florida and only produce some minimal gusts and rain, they cut immediately to the Haitians floating down the river of mud to get that fear level back up.

You're an absolute idiot. Obviously you didn't live through Andrew or you wouldn't be downplaying 140-150 mi/hr winds.

You stupid fcking piece of uneducated trash. I was right smack dab in the heart of Hurricane Andrew in South Kendall as it ripped through. I comforted two crying chicks and 1 shivering petrified dude like you as the sickening howl of the winds ripped the roof off our place. So don't tell me what the fck I've been through, you sniveling speck of dried ***.

 

[The Franchise]

The News and the Governor are making it seem like this storm is what the **** Mayans predicted in 2012. We are not Louisiana, we are not Haiti, we arent the bahamas, we arent Jamaica. This storm will cause flooding and may **** up some houses but the ONLY WAY PEOPLE DIE IS IF THEY ARE BEING DUMB F*CKS! so just relax, board up your house if needed and ride it out

The people who live on merrit island/cocoa beach/kennedy space center are going to get decimated. They're only 4 ft above sea level. That whole island could be under 5ft+ of storm surge water, not flooding...storm surge. It will uproot homes if that happens. . Were not talking about a small island with a subdivision. There's 35k people who live there. I fish there every weekend and my family lives 20 minutes from there.

and guess what.. all those people are most likely in the "evacuation zone" if they dont evacuate and get hurt then they fall under the dumb f*uck category. sorry!

Truth. If this thing is headed your way, and you didn't heed the mandatory evacuation, then you'll wind up Darwin'd.

 

[Classic]

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Anyone that takes this as a joke has never been through one. Be safe fam.

I've been through 20 of these, and I've been ridiculing the fear mongering since it started.

Right off the bat, they were squealing about the 389 mph winds. Yet, every time they put up a graphic with the wind readings near the storm they'd be 25 mph or less.

Local weather dude John Morales was actually honest about the **** a couple hours ago, and Jackie Nespral almost lynched him. The minute he broke some honest news that it's going to miss South Florida and only produce some minimal gusts and rain, they cut immediately to the Haitians floating down the river of mud to get that fear level back up.

You're an absolute idiot. Obviously you didn't live through Andrew or you wouldn't be downplaying 140-150 mi/hr winds.

WE DO NOT ALLOW DIRECT NAME CALLING ON THIS BOARD.

 

[cowboycane]

I've been through 20 of these, and I've been ridiculing the fear mongering since it started.

Right off the bat, they were squealing about the 389 mph winds. Yet, every time they put up a graphic with the wind readings near the storm they'd be 25 mph or less.

Local weather dude John Morales was actually honest about the **** a couple hours ago, and Jackie Nespral almost lynched him. The minute he broke some honest news that it's going to miss South Florida and only produce some minimal gusts and rain, they cut immediately to the Haitians floating down the river of mud to get that fear level back up.

WSVN, publix, and Home Depot have been collaborating on their scare tactics for years. That said, still not something I ever looked forward to. Now I'm in tornado alley. Always something I guess.

publix? wutttt

I work there, out of curiosity what's that story about?

Publix makes a ton of money before a big storm so a conspiracy theorist could say that they are in cahoots with the local news to make every storm seem like the end of the world.

I understand that but my question is whether it's a conspiracy or not

I mean...if there was we wouldn't know about it...but believe me, the truth is out there.

 

[Port Knox]

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Anyone that takes this as a joke has never been through one. Be safe fam.

I've been through 20 of these, and I've been ridiculing the fear mongering since it started.

Right off the bat, they were squealing about the 389 mph winds. Yet, every time they put up a graphic with the wind readings near the storm they'd be 25 mph or less.

Local weather dude John Morales was actually honest about the **** a couple hours ago, and Jackie Nespral almost lynched him. The minute he broke some honest news that it's going to miss South Florida and only produce some minimal gusts and rain, they cut immediately to the Haitians floating down the river of mud to get that fear level back up.

WSVN, publix, and Home Depot have been collaborating on their scare tactics for years. That said, still not something I ever looked forward to. Now I'm in tornado alley. Always something I guess.

publix? wutttt

I work there, out of curiosity what's that story about?

For years, especially before the smart phones blew up, you could pick up a paper "Hurricane Guide" with those three sponsors on the front. Not a conspiracy. Haven't lived there in 7 years. Just bringing up something from the past.

 

[PCBcanefan]

I live in Panama City and had to travel to the **** of America today(AKA Tallahassee). Interstate 10 had long lines of electrical trucks heading east. Saw plates from as far away as Texas. Don't think this storm is one to play with. I understand Miami and that area are not being affected, but if your living from Daytona up, I would be slightly worried.

 

[cflacane2]

The News and the Governor are making it seem like this storm is what the **** Mayans predicted in 2012. We are not Louisiana, we are not Haiti, we arent the bahamas, we arent Jamaica. This storm will cause flooding and may **** up some houses but the ONLY WAY PEOPLE DIE IS IF THEY ARE BEING DUMB F*CKS! so just relax, board up your house if needed and ride it out

The people who live on merrit island/cocoa beach/kennedy space center are going to get decimated. They're only 4 ft above sea level. That whole island could be under 5ft+ of storm surge water, not flooding...storm surge. It will uproot homes if that happens. . Were not talking about a small island with a subdivision. There's 35k people who live there. I fish there every weekend and my family lives 20 minutes from there.

and guess what.. all those people are most likely in the "evacuation zone" if they dont evacuate and get hurt then they fall under the dumb f*uck category. sorry!

I agree everyone should leave, i'm talking about the magnitude of potential damage. The economic impact of losing an entire island, the biggest florida cruise terminal and damage to NASA is something that will effect every Floridian.

 

[TheMatador]

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Anyone that takes this as a joke has never been through one. Be safe fam.

I've been through 20 of these, and I've been ridiculing the fear mongering since it started.

Right off the bat, they were squealing about the 389 mph winds. Yet, every time they put up a graphic with the wind readings near the storm they'd be 25 mph or less.

Local weather dude John Morales was actually honest about the **** a couple hours ago, and Jackie Nespral almost lynched him. The minute he broke some honest news that it's going to miss South Florida and only produce some minimal gusts and rain, they cut immediately to the Haitians floating down the river of mud to get that fear level back up.

WSVN, publix, and Home Depot have been collaborating on their scare tactics for years. That said, still not something I ever looked forward to. Now I'm in tornado alley. Always something I guess.

publix? wutttt

I work there, out of curiosity what's that story about?

Publix makes a ton of money before a big storm so a conspiracy theorist could say that they are in cahoots with the local news to make every storm seem like the end of the world.

Worse than that. I happen to know that Publix conspired with George Soros to actually pay to have this hurricane. It's not just some accident of nature.

No Sir.

It was planned from the git-go. It was all done through the Clinton Foundation.

I'm just waiting for Julian Assange to announce this officially.

 

[DC1986]

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Anyone that takes this as a joke has never been through one. Be safe fam.

I've been through 20 of these, and I've been ridiculing the fear mongering since it started.

Right off the bat, they were squealing about the 389 mph winds. Yet, every time they put up a graphic with the wind readings near the storm they'd be 25 mph or less.

Local weather dude John Morales was actually honest about the **** a couple hours ago, and Jackie Nespral almost lynched him. The minute he broke some honest news that it's going to miss South Florida and only produce some minimal gusts and rain, they cut immediately to the Haitians floating down the river of mud to get that fear level back up.

You're an absolute idiot. Obviously you didn't live through Andrew or you wouldn't be downplaying 140-150 mi/hr winds.

You stupid fcking piece of uneducated trash. I was right smack dab in the heart of Hurricane Andrew in South Kendall as it ripped through. I comforted two crying chicks and 1 shivering petrified dude like you as the sickening howl of the winds ripped the roof off our place. So don't tell me what the fck I've been through, you sniveling speck of dried ***.

+1 for " sniveling "

 

[TheMatador]

The News and the Governor are making it seem like this storm is what the **** Mayans predicted in 2012. We are not Louisiana, we are not Haiti, we arent the bahamas, we arent Jamaica. This storm will cause flooding and may **** up some houses but the ONLY WAY PEOPLE DIE IS IF THEY ARE BEING DUMB F*CKS! so just relax, board up your house if needed and ride it out

The people who live on merrit island/cocoa beach/kennedy space center are going to get decimated. They're only 4 ft above sea level. That whole island could be under 5ft+ of storm surge water, not flooding...storm surge. It will uproot homes if that happens. . Were not talking about a small island with a subdivision. There's 35k people who live there. I fish there every weekend and my family lives 20 minutes from there.

and guess what.. all those people are most likely in the "evacuation zone" if they dont evacuate and get hurt then they fall under the dumb f*uck category. sorry!

I agree everyone should leave, i'm talking about the magnitude of potential damage. The economic impact of losing an entire island, the biggest florida cruise terminal and damage to NASA is something that will effect every Floridian.

Seriously. My old family home in Cocoa Beach is likely to be part of a reef, if it survived at all. We were on a canal; water was all around us. When the weather cooled off, I'd go to sleep with AC off and windows open, listening to the ocean's waves move in and out. I guess we were a mile or so from the ocean.

I live in Maryland now with my remaining family. Still know some people in Brevard...can't imagine what might happen. I'm wondering if the damage and loss can be permanent. Patrick AFB (is it still open?) Is hundreds of feet from the ocean. Kennedy Space Center could be destroyed. Thousands and thousands could be homeless--just hope they have been able to survive. There are not that many superhighways going east to west to get out of the storm's path. The more I think about it, this could be a disaster of immense proportions.

 

[TheMatador]

The News and the Governor are making it seem like this storm is what the **** Mayans predicted in 2012. We are not Louisiana, we are not Haiti, we arent the bahamas, we arent Jamaica. This storm will cause flooding and may **** up some houses but the ONLY WAY PEOPLE DIE IS IF THEY ARE BEING DUMB F*CKS! so just relax, board up your house if needed and ride it out

The people who live on merrit island/cocoa beach/kennedy space center are going to get decimated. They're only 4 ft above sea level. That whole island could be under 5ft+ of storm surge water, not flooding...storm surge. It will uproot homes if that happens. . Were not talking about a small island with a subdivision. There's 35k people who live there. I fish there every weekend and my family lives 20 minutes from there.

and guess what.. all those people are most likely in the "evacuation zone" if they dont evacuate and get hurt then they fall under the dumb f*uck category. sorry!

I agree everyone should leave, i'm talking about the magnitude of potential damage. The economic impact of losing an entire island, the biggest florida cruise terminal and damage to NASA is something that will effect every Floridian.

Seriously. My old family home in Cocoa Beach is likely to be part of a reef, if it survived at all. We were on a canal; water was all around us. When the weather cooled off, I'd go to sleep with AC off and windows open, listening to the ocean's waves move in and out. I guess we were a mile or so from the ocean.

I live in Maryland now with my remaining family. Still know some people in Brevard...can't imagine what might happen. I'm wondering if the damage and loss can be permanent. Patrick AFB (is it still open?) Is hundreds of feet from the ocean. Kennedy Space Center could be destroyed. Thousands and thousands could be homeless--just hope they have been able to survive. There are not that many superhighways going east to west to get out of the storm's path. The more I think about it, this could be a disaster of immense proportions.

To bring this back to football: we've had a ton of kids pass through the program over the past 35 years from Brevard communities. Some might be back in that area. Kids from Merritt Island High, Melbourne, Titusville, Satellite Beach, Eau Gallie, and others. When I get to my computer maybe I'll add in some names. Brevard really has contributed in a big way to the Canes family.

 

[TheMatador]

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If I'm off ok, but at a first quick glance, does this weather map look similar to the rainbow flag?

You're right. That's why this is Franchise's Storm.

 

[OldhamA]

https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-79.00,29.93,1411

Does this update itself automatically? I've glanced back at the tab (I left it open) a few times and the hurricane doesn't seem to have moved.