This Stat Sends A Tingle Up My Thigh

Hahaha. All you guys worried about bad juju and jinxes need to realize that we now walk in the shadow of the righteous in Pastor Rick. Our achievements weren't bought in deals with the Devil like a bevy of heathens posing as leaders of men at other programs. We need not be afraid of the karma that plagues or will plague these apostates. Rise up! Celebrate our glory! Be not afraid!

Can I get an "AMEN"?
 
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Just for perspective, look what this media darling turned bum has done BY HIMSELF:

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Penalties? We have cut them down. At least false starts.

Great observation..I hold my breath on a lot of presnaps when the game is on the line...I am slowly become de-goldenized.

O Line discipline has substantially improved and deserves a shout out
 
Hahaha. All you guys worried about bad juju and jinxes need to realize that we now walk in the shadow of the righteous in Pastor Rick. Our achievements weren't bought in deals with the Devil like a bevy of heathens posing as leaders of men at other programs. We need not be afraid of the karma that plagues or will plague these apostates. Rise up! Celebrate our glory! Be not afraid!

Preach on! And besides, we all know only football commentators calling the game have the power to bring forth the dreaded jinx.
 
Clearly the existence of the Turnover Chain (and yes it should be capitalized :topsy_turvy: ) is having an effect on both sides of the ball.
 
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