As a virtuous and deeply religious man, I was aghast to hear that a poor impressionable chaste nun could be defiled for prurient pleasure...and would drag the fine, scandal free image we in religious institutions have earned, into question.
To prevent our reputations from being sullied, I subjected myself to carefully reviewing the footage-- every second-- so that I might perhaps be able to fix the horrible lapse in judgement from our poor naive nun in question.
I became infuriated when I noticed she had tattoos, belly and tongue ring, and did not seem like she was upset in the least.
Please know people, I am now positive that she is not really a nun and the video is a bold faced SHAM!!!
Purity of our religious icons is restored as this theory of a nun breaking her vows is DEBUNKED!!!