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U Know said:
Cane Dynasty said:
U Know said:
Cane Dynasty said:
U Know said:
LoL, you guys must envy these young men. Seems like a bunch of guys who couldn't hack it athletically, so they hate everything these gifted athletes do. Let them live, lol. Grown men hating on kids for eating ice cream, and playing board games, lol.
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Actually the hating is being done on the corches.

But don't let the facts get in the way of your feeble agenda there champ!
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So, you're hating on another man? lol, lame *** *** boys!
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**** yes I'm hating on a grown man that is getting paid millions to field a competitive football team in the most prolific football talent recruiting grounds on the planet but yet can't seem to even win a schitty bowrl game after 4 years at the helm.

YOU GODDAMNED RIGHT!

Stop tucking your ***** everyday. It's affecting the blood flow to you real brain.
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Now you're talking about another man *****?!? You're a real hating ***, f*ck boy! Season haven't started and your hear crying about what another man pockets look like and spewing homosexual remarks on a football site. You're here for the wrong reason.
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Your tampon string is hanging out of your thong bruh.
 
Cane Dynasty said:
U Know said:
Cane Dynasty said:
U Know said:
Cane Dynasty said:
Actually the hating is being done on the corches.

But don't let the facts get in the way of your feeble agenda there champ!
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So, you're hating on another man? lol, lame *** *** boys!
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**** yes I'm hating on a grown man that is getting paid millions to field a competitive football team in the most prolific football talent recruiting grounds on the planet but yet can't seem to even win a schitty bowrl game after 4 years at the helm.

YOU GODDAMNED RIGHT!

Stop tucking your ***** everyday. It's affecting the blood flow to you real brain.
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Now you're talking about another man *****?!? You're a real hating ***, f*ck boy! Season haven't started and your hear crying about what another man pockets look like and spewing homosexual remarks on a football site. You're here for the wrong reason.
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Your tampon string is hanging out of your thong bruh.
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You're lame as ****!! LoL! I'll let you get back to hating on teenagers and other men. You my friend, live a horrible life, lol! Go Canes
 
bemused at anyone not getting a laugh out of this. those butt hurt by some humor of this caliber must be reacting to the truth in the humor. so well done.
I can't wait for AG to be gone...
we'll see what we're made of by mid october.
if it means 3-9, good.
if we shock the world and go 10-2, great.
I will admit to being wrong about al...but I am pretty confident I won't have to.
8-4 or 9-3 and another wgaf bowl beat down would be the nightmare scenario for me.
 
theu852 said:
If they are done with praftice whats wrong with getting together as a team and doing something. Better than going off and doing their own thing
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No, no, no. Don't you get it. They are all "losers" according the the whiners, because they went 6-7 last year. That means they are not allowed to do anything outside of practice with the rest of the team that might be considered fun. They must be on complete lockdown...because, you know, that's the best way to motivate anyone, much less teens, and is also a great way to attract recruits ('Come to Miami and we'll treat you like a prisoner!').
 
dk72 said:
theu852 said:
If they are done with praftice whats wrong with getting together as a team and doing something. Better than going off and doing their own thing
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No, no, no. Don't you get it. They are all "losers" according the the whiners, because they went 6-7 last year. That means they are not allowed to do anything outside of practice with the rest of the team that might be considered fun. They must be on complete lockdown...because, you know, that's the best way to motivate anyone, much less teens, and is also a great way to attract recruits ('Come to Miami and we'll treat you like a prisoner!').
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Howard Schnellenberger laughs at the softness. So now ice cream and bingo are what recruit kids to play college ball? LOLOLOL jesus you must have a TINY IQ.
 
I have a feeling that DK72 has lost at everything he's done throughout his life.

He probably ges offended at Sean Connery's "******* the prom queen" line from The Rock.


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"The OL's cohesion as a unit was on display in the arts and crafts hour, when after eating 3 tubs of glue and screaming at a pair of scissors, the unit was able to subdue Sunny Odogwu long enough to call for help."

Only one of many that had me in tears.

Anyone who does not see the humor in this post is, well....you know.

Crown WTH for his wit and creativity. It is second to none.
 
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*** Camp "Football? Uhhh, Nothx" was in full swing this morning for their 10th day of summer camp.

-- Pool parties, ice cream trucks, talent shows, paintball, dance competitions, and dodgeball have all been featured, but things got intense this morning, when a heated game of cornhole broke out.


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-- The competition was intense, but ultimately Team Art Kehoe and Sunny Odogwu won the championship after Earl Moore's mom came to pick him up early. Chad Thomas tried to finish the game alone, but was sidelined with a stomachache. "Too many snowcones," he told me.

-- Mature players continue to grow as players and people. Tracy Howard asked Gus Edwards to the end of camp dance, to which he said yes. Golden is thrilled with his progress. "Tracy's really opened up and become a leader here at camp. When he was first dropped off, he was very shy and would never leave his bunk. He's a whole new kid now. He's made a ton of friends and we think he can be a great friend this fall."

-- The secondary continues to bond. Corn Elder asked his mom if he could "sleep over Artie's house," and she eventually caved. "I told her I would scream as loud as I could and wouldn't stop until she said yes," Elder told me.

-- I asked Al Golden what he thinks he needs to change after a 7-loss season: "The quantifiable love metric is evolving. They're definitely working better together. You look for that increased cohesion metric across the matrix," Golden said. "When they acclimate to our system, we can begin to integrate our values and instill our pillars on a molecular level."

-- The OL's cohesion as a unit was on display in the arts and crafts hour, when after eating 3 tubs of glue and screaming at a pair of scissors, the unit was able to subdue Sunny Odogwu long enough to call for help.

-- Al Golden is confident his defense can improve on last year's ranking. "This team is different. When you get a group of 80 kids that just love up on each other - their young bodies glistening in the lake, muscles bouncing on the water skis as Mark and I drive the boat - starting to buy in, you've got something special. These guys love eachother. They're inseparable. I have parents approach me worried about why their sons are sleeping at my house and telling me they've been acting weird and withdrawn [laughs]. But this is bonding. Just a group of guys seeing who could hug each other the hardest and whose breath is hottest. We didn't have this last year."

-- Miami will hold a water balloon fight Wednesday.
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Bold part really does sound like Golden LOL
 
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Al Golden is confident his defense can improve on last year's ranking. "This team is different. When you get a group of 80 kids that just love up on each other - their young bodies glistening in the lake, muscles bouncing on the jet skis as Mark and I drive the boat - starting to buy in, you've got something special. These guys love eachother. They're inseparable. I have parents approach me worried about why their sons are sleeping at my house and telling me they've been acting weird and withdrawn [laughs]. But this is bonding. Just a group of guys seeing who could hug each other the hardest and whose breath is hottest. We didn't have this last year."
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Wait. Please tell me this is a parody.
 
U Know said:
HulkaCaniac said:
U Know said:
LoL, you guys must envy these young men. Seems like a bunch of guys who couldn't hack it athletically, so they hate everything these gifted athletes do. Let them live, lol. Grown men hating on kids for eating ice cream, and playing board games, lol.
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Looking at the coaching staff, they could not hack it athletically so they are destroying the UM football program.
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Majority of them played D1?! how about you?
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section9 said:
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Al Golden is confident his defense can improve on last year's ranking. "This team is different. When you get a group of 80 kids that just love up on each other - their young bodies glistening in the lake, muscles bouncing on the jet skis as Mark and I drive the boat - starting to buy in, you've got something special. These guys love eachother. They're inseparable. I have parents approach me worried about why their sons are sleeping at my house and telling me they've been acting weird and withdrawn [laughs]. But this is bonding. Just a group of guys seeing who could hug each other the hardest and whose breath is hottest. We didn't have this last year."
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Wait. Please tell me this is a parody.
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No, it's a cut-and-paste from a recent article by Kevin Porterville.
 
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