The U vs the fake u 2027 season opener

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I’ll be there. I love that town.

First time we went driver was like hey lemme take you guys to a strip club. We are like duh of course.

We get there and walk in and I’m like ok…something is different here…

Asked the bouncer I’m like so I’ve never been to a Vegas strip club but I’m pretty sure one of the key elements of a strip club universally is a stripper pole

He just kinda smirked

I’m like oh…I get it now
Which strip club were you at that didn't have a stripper pole? Or was I not getting it? Cabbies, limo drivers and Ubers love it there cause clubs and strip clubs in particular take **** good care of them for each person they bring to the club. They get like 50 bucks per passengers. Some places double that and some places like 35 bucks.
 
Which strip club were you at that didn't have a stripper pole? Or was I not getting it? Cabbies, limo drivers and Ubers love it there cause clubs and strip clubs in particular take **** good care of them for each person they bring to the club. They get like 50 bucks per passengers. Some places double that and some places like 35 bucks.
It was a ***** house not a strip club 😂
 
It was a ***** house not a strip club 😂

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This is a game that will prove to some what is more important. Bringing in loads of talent without development and good schemes + coaching or great coaching..development and schemes with avg talent overall. Who wins?🤔
 
40,000 Mormons vs 2,500 Canes in VEGAS?

We're winning this party hands down
The university of Utah kids aren't as hardcore Mormon as the byu kids. They actually drink and party.

I also know from skiing in Utah wearing Miami gear that they are ultra aggressive about being considered the real U over Miami. I just laughed in their faces. Now we get to prove it.

As a side note one of my good friends from undergrad is married to a chick whose mom is an unofficial mascot for the team.

 
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Great, this will be a good game in that Miami should actually finally be good by then.

Their whole b******* about how they're the actual u needs to be stomped on their face by us.

Courtesy of The U.
 
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Great this will be a good game in Miami should actually finally be good by then.

Their whole b******* about how they're the actual u needs to be stomped on their face by us.

Courtesy of The U.


Maybe the "in Miami" part is a typo, but I believe this is a one-off neutral-site game, with no games in Utah or Florida.
 
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