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fraggle

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I pity anyone going there, it makes the original OB seem like a palace. Last time I went there it was on a family gator players pass. We faced the sun, our seat was an aluminum bench with a painted strip to show where it was. The problem was it was to small a space for even Twiggy. I was on the end of a row and in my row was the Pouncey twins parents. I saw why those boys were so big. I got about 3 inches of my butt on the edge of the seat. This made me wonder if our recruiters know the torture their family will experience sitting in the blazing sun and squashed amongst some very large and sweaty people.

Next I needed to use the facilities. They are few and far apart plus filthy and stinky, worse then the OOB.

Did I mention parking? What a nightmare, it is similar to the OOB but not as friendly and more costly especially in your Canes gear. Also there are only a few roads that get you out to the Interstate adding hours to your trip home. If you are going pray that we blow them out so you can leave early.

Don't worry about unruly fans, when we get ahead of them they seem to withdraw from the game, either that or they are wiped out by the heat and discomfort.

But hey, please go try to sit in the endzone where they have real seats and a little shade.

Plus after you will treasure HARD ROCK!
 
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fraggle said:
I pity anyone going there, it makes the original OB seem like a palace. Last time I went there it was on a family gator players pass. We faced the sun, our seat was an aluminum bench with a painted strip to show where it was. The problem was it was to small a space for even Twiggy. I was on the end of a row and in my row was the Pouncey twins parents. I saw why those boys were so big. I got about 3 inches of my butt on the edge of the seat. This made me wonder if our recruiters know the torture their family will experience sitting in the blazing sun and squashed amongst some very large and sweaty people.
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It's a bad stadium now, but be for real, it is not as bad as the OB at the end. The 1st 2 times I was there, I was in middle school and through friends family, we were in the press box. Back in those days, that was pretty awesome. Before they canceled the series. For those that don't know, Miami played UF for 20 years before they ever played FSU. I hate the place.
 
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fraggle said:
I pity anyone going there, it makes the original OB seem like a palace. Last time I went there it was on a family gator players pass. We faced the sun, our seat was an aluminum bench with a painted strip to show where it was. The problem was it was to small a space for even Twiggy. I was on the end of a row and in my row was the Pouncey twins parents. I saw why those boys were so big. I got about 3 inches of my butt on the edge of the seat. This made me wonder if our recruiters know the torture their family will experience sitting in the blazing sun and squashed amongst some very large and sweaty people.

Next I needed to use the facilities. They are few and far apart plus filthy and stinky, worse then the OOB.

Did I mention parking? What a nightmare, it is similar to the OOB but not as friendly and more costly especially in your Canes gear. Also there are only a few roads that get you out to the Interstate adding hours to your trip home. If you are going pray that we blow them out so you can leave early.

Don't worry about unruly fans, when we get ahead of them they seem to withdraw from the game, either that or they are wiped out by the heat and discomfort.

But hey, please go try to sit in the endzone where they have real seats and a little shade.

Plus after you will treasure HARD ROCK!
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There might be 5 people here who know who Twiggy is, but probably not.
 
fraggle said:
I pity anyone going there, it makes the original OB seem like a palace. Last time I went there it was on a family gator players pass. We faced the sun, our seat was an aluminum bench with a painted strip to show where it was. The problem was it was to small a space for even Twiggy. I was on the end of a row and in my row was the Pouncey twins parents. I saw why those boys were so big. I got about 3 inches of my butt on the edge of the seat. This made me wonder if our recruiters know the torture their family will experience sitting in the blazing sun and squashed amongst some very large and sweaty people.

Next I needed to use the facilities. They are few and far apart plus filthy and stinky, worse then the OOB.

Did I mention parking? What a nightmare, it is similar to the OOB but not as friendly and more costly especially in your Canes gear. Also there are only a few roads that get you out to the Interstate adding hours to your trip home. If you are going pray that we blow them out so you can leave early.

Don't worry about unruly fans, when we get ahead of them they seem to withdraw from the game, either that or they are wiped out by the heat and discomfort.

But hey, please go try to sit in the endzone where they have real seats and a little shade.

Plus after you will treasure HARD ROCK!
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Good post fraggle.
 
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fraggle said:
I pity anyone going there, it makes the original OB seem like a palace. Last time I went there it was on a family gator players pass. We faced the sun, our seat was an aluminum bench with a painted strip to show where it was. The problem was it was to small a space for even Twiggy. I was on the end of a row and in my row was the Pouncey twins parents. I saw why those boys were so big. I got about 3 inches of my butt on the edge of the seat. This made me wonder if our recruiters know the torture their family will experience sitting in the blazing sun and squashed amongst some very large and sweaty people.

Next I needed to use the facilities. They are few and far apart plus filthy and stinky, worse then the OOB.

Did I mention parking? What a nightmare, it is similar to the OOB but not as friendly and more costly especially in your Canes gear. Also there are only a few roads that get you out to the Interstate adding hours to your trip home. If you are going pray that we blow them out so you can leave early.

Don't worry about unruly fans, when we get ahead of them they seem to withdraw from the game, either that or they are wiped out by the heat and discomfort.

But hey, please go try to sit in the endzone where they have real seats and a little shade.

Plus after you will treasure HARD ROCK!
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Sounds like you've got a serious case of the FOMOs, fraggle. More than happy to extend an invite to our tailgate. Yes, it is going to be hot as **** and the town and stadium are dumps...so? I could not be more excited to deal with the things you complain of with my Canes family all **** day. I may give 10,000 high fives to fellow fans I meet there for supporting the program in person for this one. If you don't think having more Canes fans in there helps with the crowd control, I don't know what to tell ya.
 
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