The Most Overrated Simp In 2026 Preseason Polls

Arch will be there barring a catastrophic injury or complete collapse.

Full disclosure. I thought Archie Manning was not a good QB. As a matter of fact, you could make an argument that he sucked as a pro. I think Peyton is a goober who plays the nice guy but in reality was only a rub and tug away from being sued by staffers at Tennessee. If it wasn’t for the cache his last name brought, I’m not sure the outcome is the same. Eli beat the Pats twice, so he gets a pass, sort of. I’ve watched Arch for several years now and I just don’t see it. I see a kid from a famous family who’s getting a load of NIL and because of that financial commitment, is playing. I won’t dispute that he did improve a good deal the second half of the season, but… Will it continue to improve or will his play regress to the mean?

I’m not disputing anything you wrote. Nothing. I just am so sick of the Mannings. Oh and fucc Texas.
Not to drift off topic, living here in LA and watching the Saints growing up, old Archie was not good nor was he terrible. He was on a terrible team who's ownership were too cheap and too dumb to surround him with decent talent. Now as for the Texas Arch, and again, I am not that bright, but I just dont get the hype this kid gets for average play. Yeah he had moments late last year but will that carryover is the $10M dollar question.
 
Not to drift off topic, living here in LA and watching the Saints growing up, old Archie was not good nor was he terrible. He was on a terrible team who's ownership were too cheap and too dumb to surround him with decent talent. Now as for the Texas Arch, and again, I am not that bright, but I just dont get the hype this kid gets for average play. Yeah he had moments late last year but will that carryover is the $10M dollar question.
Fair comments.
 
Texas just another school in long line of cucks I wanna beat in the playoffs.

1. Indiana
2. Oregon
3. Georgia
4. Texas
5. Texas Tech

My top 5. I didn't put ND or OSU cuz we gave them L's already, but I wouldn't be mad to beat them again.
 
Agreed with your overall point. My main issue is Lanning was born on third base and still can’t cross home yet people talk about him like he completely built up that Oregon program. Just doesn’t make sense to me.

I’m not saying he’s a bad coach, I just don’t think there’s any validity to people having him as better than Mario. That’s all.

Totally agree with all that. Lanning has been OK. But Oregon was really good for most of the last 20 years, whereas we have been open ***. The rebuild here is far more significant than what Lanning has had to deal with. Couldn't agree more with your post.
 
Texas will be formidable.

Manning took a step forward the second half of last season.
I keep hearing this but I’m not quite understanding it. Those two barn burners against 5 win Kentucky and Miss State were part of that 2nd half of the season along with that 4 score laugher of a loss against Georgia. Manning played good against Arkansas. A 2 win team. I don’t put much stock in the TEMU victory. I mean, how bad do we really think these guys wanted to play another game against Georgia before CFP play? As a fan, I wouldn’t have cared all too much. They got what they thought was a favorable matchup against us at home, and you know what, they might have been one of the best teams in the entire CFP field and with a CFP lock in the back of their minds and a desperately desperate Texas team playing at home, it just doesn’t feel like a big win for the Horns considering it was their Super Bowl and TEMU’s walkthrough practice.
 
Texas will be formidable.

Manning took a step forward the second half of last season.
I agree but im not fully understanding the certainty that they’re natty contenders now. I guess people are seeing last year as like a gap year? Idk but i think more people have them winning the natty than any other team lol its kinda odd
 
With the supporting cast Manning had compared to Mensah, I am not very impressed.............
May be hard to believe because Texas recruits great but their supporting cast wasn’t really good last year. Oline/wr/rb were all mid overall, that’s why they fell off

Duke had a better rb1 & wr1, and maybe wr2 last year

Still think mensah is better tho. Arch has to put a complete consistent season together
 
We have a winner folks, and it’s Texas Texas Texas!!

They’re just so big, so bad, so mighty they got their **** rocked by Ohio State, Georgia, and friggen 4-8 Florida while BARELY squeaking past two other 5 win scrubs (Kentucky and Mississippi State) in OT last year but claim to have had such a TUFFFFF schedule and wand the BESTEST OF THE 3 loss BESTIES! They beat an Oklahoma team who didn’t belong, and a Texas A&M team who already secured a CFP spot. If you want to brag about beating Vandy by 3 on your home turf, go ahead. The two big bad SEC programs they did beat got bounced out of the first round of the CFP relatively easy. I mean TEMU didn’t score a TD.

So someone other than ESECPN, tell me why we have to put Texas on everyone’s hype list? If Arch’s last name was Jones they’d be ranked #23 in the Coaches Poll. The media wants this particular SEC darling to succeed so bad it’s so obvious. The only surprise is they didn’t put them at #1 in this year’s preseason polls like last yeput
All I will say when it relates to Texas is there a lot more legitimate than they were last year. That being said they came in to last year where I thought Arch was ready. As we learned he clearly wasn't. His level definitely went up as the season progressed but we'll have to see that in real time this season. However you can't negate the fact those boys spent a lot of money and brought in a lot of time to surround Arch and particular and already had a legit defense. Arch progress well just have to see. But man they got some weapons. On par with us and Ohio State when it relates to those weapons.
 
... Texas and Oregon are the only 2 rosters in the country I'd even consider trading for ours

Lanning = Corch until proven otherwise.

Seems fair considering his Ducks were outscored 69-15 in their last two CFP losses.

69-15
If Mario had lost to Washington in 2023 the way Lanning did (failing 3 times on 4th down including twice inside the ten yard line in a game they lost by 3) people would never shut the **** up about it. I don’t get the Lanning love at all.
All his losses are forgiven because they were to the eventual champion or champion contender. Which is kinda sad because most of those games were not competitive for 4 quarters. I mean he beat OSU in the regular season then got spanked by them in the playoff.
 
All his losses are forgiven because they were to the eventual champion or champion contender. Which is kinda sad because most of those games were not competitive for 4 quarters. I mean he beat OSU in the regular season then got spanked by them in the playoff.

But not forgiven by those paying attention.

Ducks with their high-dollar roster got their asses completely destroyed back-to-back years in the playoffs.

That's a giant red flag for a head coach.

Lanning lost to U-Dub three straight times when DeBoer was there.

Still a corch at this point imo
 
Texas just another school in long line of cucks I wanna beat in the playoffs.

1. Indiana
2. Oregon
3. Georgia
4. Texas
5. Texas Tech

My top 5. I didn't put ND or OSU cuz we gave them L's already, but I wouldn't be mad to beat them again.

Not even a mention of UF or FSU.

Sad day for the lowly has beens
 
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And the best thing about this comparison is they were both playing with equally talented supporting casts, so the numbers are a good reflection of how they performed individually.
I made the mistake assuming you guys understood that the difference in schedules was the offset for the talent levels.
 
Texas just so happen to be bad in the one position group that could derail your season which is offensive line. Just like us (from 2025 to 2026) they lost 4 starters in the line from the 2024 season, in 2025 they couldn’t run, or protect Lil Manning. Hence why at the end of the season they looked better, oline started gelling. They’ll look better this year.
 
I'm not a huge fan of Sark but Texas and Oregon are the only 2 rosters in the country I'd even consider trading for ours. Obviously not in reality because I'm a Hurricane, so I'm going to war with these boys 100 times out of 100, but in a hypothetical where I was a completely impartial observer who knew nothing about college football and I had a gun put to my head to win a football game. Miami, Oregon, and Texas have the 3 best rosters in the sport. ND, Taint, and UGA are just behind them. My $0.02.

I think Texas will be very, very good. They might have 5+ kids go in the first round. Probably will, actually. I think they beat Taint in Austin in Week 2 and probably go 11-1 in the regular season.
It all comes down to the OL. Last year they were 32 in Pass protection and 21st in Run blocking per PFF. They added one tackle from Wake Forest who is a glass half full/empty addition. Their OL coach Kurt Flood, is literally 129/138 OL coaches and instead of firing him they spent their money on a defensive coach. Their propaganda website https://www.burntorangenation.com/t...475/kyle-flood-texas-longhorns-offensive-line wrote this no less than 20 hours ago. While usual preseason is all positive, the article is trying to make the pitch that it could be positive if everything breaks right. Their HC is already crying that at 9-3 they should be in the playoff - sounds like a soft, excuse making culture to me. I'll believe Texas is back when I see it.
 
It all comes down to the OL. Last year they were 32 in Pass protection and 21st in Run blocking per PFF. They added one tackle from Wake Forest who is a glass half full/empty addition. Their OL coach Kurt Flood, is literally 129/138 OL coaches and instead of firing him they spent their money on a defensive coach. Their propaganda website https://www.burntorangenation.com/t...475/kyle-flood-texas-longhorns-offensive-line wrote this no less than 20 hours ago. While usual preseason is all positive, the article is trying to make the pitch that it could be positive if everything breaks right. Their HC is already crying that at 9-3 they should be in the playoff - sounds like a soft, excuse making culture to me. I'll believe Texas is back when I see it.
His whining was ridiculous and sounded like a drunken buffoon after beating TEMU. What’s all this talk about Arch playing like a badass towards the end of the season? Dude had 116 passing yards against Kentucky. For those who don’t know, Kentucky’s defense ain’t very good. I mean they got manhandled by Louisville 41-0. You know, that team we lost to that was just sooooo detrimental to our resume because they were “unranked” despite boat racing Kentucky, beating another CFP team (James Madison), and had a stellar season. Yet, somehow some way, Missiouri finishes the year ranked in the top 25 with the same amount of wins but not a single win over a team .500 or above. SEC bias bias bias.
 
Texas problem was their soft haas OL. They could not run the ball conventionally. If you cant do that as a team you aint winning nothing. Even the best passing attack, needs to be able to just line up and run the ball at some stage during the season. Teams are different from year to year and they have to rank someone #1, i think they would have been more justified making Ohio or Oregon #1. Qbs performed better last season.

I sure as he££ glad they didnt put is #1.
 
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