The 49th CIS Law of Recruiting (aka Nicknames)

[lindend]

The 49th CIS Law of recruiting was discovered by @JHallCanes

If a recruit has a long or complex nickname or has a dollar sign or any other non alphabet character in his nickname, they aren't coming to Miami. Exact nickname length is evaluated on a case by case basis, but anything above six letters is the danger zone. If its above 10 letters, forget it.

Time to put it to the test. At some point, Mario will break this law. IDK when though

Recruit	Nickname	Canes Friendly
Israel "Izzy" Abrams	Izzy	Yes
Tylan "Ty" Keys	Ty	Yes
Nickcholas "No Cut Nick" Lennear	No Cut Nick	???
Sean Tatum	N/A	Yes
Tyler Ford	N/A	Yes
Josh Johnson	N/A	Yes
Ezekiel "ETA" Ayangbile	ETA	Yes
Sherrod Gourdine	N/A	Yes
Jaylyn Jones	N/A	Yes
Demarcus Deroche	N/A	Yes

 

[lindend]

Just noticed today that our latest commit has a Canes friendly nickname "ETA". Given that nickname, we should've known he was a Canes lock.

By and large though, all of the current recruits are in compliance with the 49th law and most don't have nickname (that we know about).

 

[VustyVoles]

The 49th CIS Law of recruiting was discovered by @JHallCanes

If a recruit has a long or complex nickname or has a dollar sign or any other non alphabet character in his nickname, they aren't coming to Miami. Exact nickname length is evaluated on a case by case basis, but anything above six letters is the danger zone. If its above 10 letters, forget it.

Time to put it to the test. At some point, Mario will break this law. IDK when though

Recruit	Nickname	Canes Friendly
Israel Abrams	N/A	Yes
Tylan "Ty" Keys	Ty	Yes
Nickcholas "No Cut Nick" Lennear	No Cut Nick	???
Sean Tatum	N/A	Yes
Tyler Ford	N/A	Yes
Josh Johnson	N/A	Yes
Ezekiel "ETA" Ayangbile	ETA	Yes
Sherrod Gourdine	N/A	Yes
Jaylyn Jones	N/A	Yes
Demarcus Deroche	N/A	Yes

 

[Cajuncane]

 

[BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati]

What about super hero names?
Seems like every year there's another Superman.

 

[Silentobserver]

Israel "Izzy" Abrams?

Not sure if Izzy fits in the calculus; I always struggled with differential equations

 

[lindend]

Israel "Izzy" Abrams?

Not sure if Izzy fits in the calculus; I always struggled with differential equations

Didn't know he had a nickname, but Izzy is simple and under six letters. Should be @JHallCanes approved. OP updated.